Wewus432 Posted February 12, 2003 Posted February 12, 2003 I tell you what, I think they're fuuuucked up! Greedy little bastards sitting in the dark drinking green beer and smoking who knows what. I don't trust 'em. I don't think it's just an Irish problem either, these little suckers have spread all over the world and blended in with the local enviroment. What should be done about this problem?
Anifa Posted February 12, 2003 Posted February 12, 2003 Paint 'em GREEN and stick a four leaf clover in their hat. Then find a color blind bull that thinks green is actually red. You can take the man away from his music, but you can't take the music out of the man. Books by Craig Anderton through Amazon Sweetwater: Bruce Swedien\'s "Make Mine Music"
NOT Bolt Rifles Posted February 12, 2003 Posted February 12, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by TheWewus: [b]I tell you what, I think they're fuuuucked up! Greedy little bastards sitting in the dark drinking green beer and smoking who knows what. I don't trust 'em. I don't think it's just an Irish problem either, these little suckers have spread all over the world and blended in with the local enviroment. What should be done about this problem?[/b][/quote]Send them to france. "Our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." -- John Adams "I am a senior member, and thereby entilted to all the privileges and rights accorded said status" -- NBR
The Thrashole Posted February 12, 2003 Posted February 12, 2003 Hmmm... Now that you mention it, those little bastards bother me too. I wonder what they do in that little pot of gold. maybe it's because there are very few (if any) female leprechauns. Really, even the smurfs had one poor tired smurfette. Reach out and grab a clue. Something Vicious My solo crap
Dylan Posted February 12, 2003 Posted February 12, 2003 Those leprechauns still bugging you, Wewus? You gotta stand up to those little guys and show them who's boss.
Tedster Posted February 12, 2003 Posted February 12, 2003 (Caution, potentially politically incorrect joke follows): An American tourist walks into a pub somewhere in the Irish countryside. After quaffing a few...he retires to the necessarium to pay some of it back. A little tiny red haired fella wearing green walks in, and unzips at the urinal next to him. Out of his peripheral vision, he happens to notice that this little guy is hung like an elephant! He says, "I don't mean to stare, but I can't help but notice you've got the biggest member I've ever seen" The little fella looks at him and says (in a thick Irish accent)..."Well, you see, I happen t' be a leprechaun, and I can make my tool any size I want. I could do that for you, too". The American gets instant thoughts of pleasing many women, and asks, "How?" They're both done with the immediate task, and the leprechaun says "Easily...but, just one thing. I happen to be a [b][i]gay[/i][/b] leprechaun, and in order for me to grant your wish, I'll have to have sex with ya. The American recoils in horror, but, a second later, thinks, "What, a few minutes of humiliation and pain in exchange for unbelievable pleasure the rest of my life?" so he agrees. They go into a stall where the leprechaun proceeds to mount the American. The leprechaun begins some small talk... "So, tell me, what's your name" (With pain in his voice) "Dave" "And, Dave, how old ye be?" "32" "Well, Dave, don't ya think you're a wee bit OLD t' be believin' in leprechauns?" "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
Sylver Posted February 12, 2003 Posted February 12, 2003 See, what people commonly misunderstand is the whole pot of gold thing. See, the gold is in thier pipes. It's actually Acapulco Gold. I really don't know what to put here.
Mats Olsson. Posted February 12, 2003 Posted February 12, 2003 10 points Dave...er, Tedster! /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later!
Tedster Posted February 12, 2003 Posted February 12, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Mats_Olsson: [b]10 points Dave...er, Tedster! /Mats[/b][/quote]Whoa...not me, dude!!! I'm quite happy being of normal member status...HAHAHAHA... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
Botch. Posted February 12, 2003 Posted February 12, 2003 Same joke, different ending: [quote]Originally posted by Tedster: [b](Caution, potentially politically incorrect joke follows): An American tourist walks into a pub somewhere in the Irish countryside. After quaffing a few...he retires to the necessarium to pay some of it back. A little tiny red haired fella wearing green walks in, and unzips at the urinal next to him. Out of his peripheral vision, he happens to notice that this little guy is hung like an elephant! He says, "I don't mean to stare, but I can't help but notice you've got the biggest member I've ever seen" The little fella looks at him and says (in a thick Irish accent)..."Well, you see, I happen t' be a leprechaun, and I can make my tool any size I want. I could do that for you, too". The American gets instant thoughts of pleasing many women, and asks, "How?" They're both done with the immediate task, and the leprechaun says "Easily...but, just one thing. I happen to be a [b][i]gay[/i][/b] leprechaun, and in order for me to grant your wish, I'll have to have sex with ya. The American recoils in horror, but, a second later, thinks, "What, a few minutes of humiliation and pain in exchange for unbelievable pleasure the rest of my life?" so he agrees. They go into a stall where the leprechaun proceeds to mount the American. After he finishes, he then looked at the American and asked, "So, just how big do you want your member to be?" The American thought for a minute, then replied, "I'd like it to be 1/4 of my body length!" "Done!" replied the leprechaun, who disappeared in a puff of green smoke. The American suddenly realized that he was now 12" tall... [/b][/quote] Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net
patrick_dont_fret Posted February 12, 2003 Posted February 12, 2003 Hey, man, I happen to think leprechauns are quite cool. I myself am quite short, and mostly Irish, only with blond hair. I think they are really cool. Sylver, 30 points.
surfmonkey Posted February 13, 2003 Posted February 13, 2003 They are a close second to the "chupacabra". :D I have no homepage.
Mark V Posted February 13, 2003 Posted February 13, 2003 qouted by Wewus [quote] Greedy little bastards sitting in the dark drinking green beer and smoking who knows what [/quote]Shit,my neighbour does that every night.Sometimes he invites me over,occasionally I catch a reasonable look at him in the half light,I'm now convinced he's a Hobbit. I once had a quasi-religious experience..then I realised I'd turned up the volume.
D. Gauss Posted February 13, 2003 Posted February 13, 2003 <> if another one tells me, "gee, you're hair smells terrific," i'm gonna kill somebody! -d. gauss
midispaceho Posted February 13, 2003 Posted February 13, 2003 Leprechauns are good eatin' Heeeeeere kitty kitty kitty
Wewus432 Posted February 13, 2003 Author Posted February 13, 2003 I don't care what anybody says, Leprechauns are fucked up. You can sit there and pretend like they don't exist and then one day they'll bite you in the ass. Sorry for the rant, my grandparents were ripped off by Leprechauns and I guess I've never gotten over it. Let me just say this. [b]THE RAINBOW DOES NOT END AT THE HORIZON!!!![/b] That's an optical illusion.
Mats Olsson. Posted February 13, 2003 Posted February 13, 2003 Yes, and as Dolly Parton said: if you want to find the end of the rainbow, you'd have to accept the rain. /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later!
Joachim P. Dyndale Posted February 13, 2003 Posted February 13, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Anifa: [b]Paint 'em GREEN and stick a four leaf clover in their hat. Then find a color blind bull that thinks green is actually red.[/b][/quote]Since Bulls see in "grayscale" this is going to be pretty hard... Anyway, leprechauns don't exist! Wewus, you heard me! They don't exist! They don't! Whoever believes in leprechauns has got to be pretty dumb. I mean, it's like those people saying that the Earth is ROUND! Ha! As if... Anyone with fully functioning eyes can see that the Earth is in fact flat. Don't believe what everyone says. The Earth is flat, leprechauns don't exist. Come on everyone, repeat after me: The Earth is flat, leprechauns don't exist. The Earth is flat, leprechauns don't exist.The Earth is flat, leprechauns don't exist. -Joachim Dyndale -------------------- Einstein: The difference between genius and stupidity is: Genius has limits My Blog...
Mats Olsson. Posted February 13, 2003 Posted February 13, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Joachim P. Dyndale: [b][QUOTE]leprechauns don't exist.[/b][/quote]Troll! ;) :p :wave: /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later!
Joachim P. Dyndale Posted February 13, 2003 Posted February 13, 2003 Nej, det är jag inte! Jag är en "leprechaun"! Men si det inte högt... :) (How's my Swedish?) -Joachim Dyndale -------------------- Einstein: The difference between genius and stupidity is: Genius has limits My Blog...
Mats Olsson. Posted February 13, 2003 Posted February 13, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Joachim P. Dyndale: [b]Nej, det är jag inte! Jag är en "leprechaun"! Men si det inte högt... :) (How's my Swedish?)[/b][/quote]Okej, jag säger inget till dom andra! (Your Swedish is just fine!) /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later!
flyscots Posted February 13, 2003 Posted February 13, 2003 Great interpretation of the joke Botch! Me no like leprechauns, but I know how to deal with them. I work part time in a bar. Its annoying when the "little people" come in and ask for their "pint of Guinness please" - or "Piiii o Geurshnnnsh" which is what it sounds like they say. I think to myself surely that little fellow cant drink a whole big pint. Luckily we have minature Guinness glasses. I feed them to the leprechauns with a little shamrock on top. Try it Wewus, it keeps them happy and they leave you alone! Now where's my colorblind bull. John Scotsman
flyscots Posted February 13, 2003 Posted February 13, 2003 urgh! The little fella's made me double post
Dylan Posted February 13, 2003 Posted February 13, 2003 I think Wewus needs this t-shirt :D [img]http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/SMP/pdTSSMP0078.gif[/img] "That's where I saw the leprechaun... He tells me to burn things!"
Botch. Posted February 13, 2003 Posted February 13, 2003 LepreKhans? Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net
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