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I tell you what, I think they're fuuuucked up! Greedy little bastards sitting in the dark drinking green beer and smoking who knows what. I don't trust 'em. I don't think it's just an Irish problem either, these little suckers have spread all over the world and blended in with the local enviroment. What should be done about this problem?
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[quote]Originally posted by TheWewus: [b]I tell you what, I think they're fuuuucked up! Greedy little bastards sitting in the dark drinking green beer and smoking who knows what. I don't trust 'em. I don't think it's just an Irish problem either, these little suckers have spread all over the world and blended in with the local enviroment. What should be done about this problem?[/b][/quote]Send them to france.

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(Caution, potentially politically incorrect joke follows): An American tourist walks into a pub somewhere in the Irish countryside. After quaffing a few...he retires to the necessarium to pay some of it back. A little tiny red haired fella wearing green walks in, and unzips at the urinal next to him. Out of his peripheral vision, he happens to notice that this little guy is hung like an elephant! He says, "I don't mean to stare, but I can't help but notice you've got the biggest member I've ever seen" The little fella looks at him and says (in a thick Irish accent)..."Well, you see, I happen t' be a leprechaun, and I can make my tool any size I want. I could do that for you, too". The American gets instant thoughts of pleasing many women, and asks, "How?" They're both done with the immediate task, and the leprechaun says "Easily...but, just one thing. I happen to be a [b][i]gay[/i][/b] leprechaun, and in order for me to grant your wish, I'll have to have sex with ya. The American recoils in horror, but, a second later, thinks, "What, a few minutes of humiliation and pain in exchange for unbelievable pleasure the rest of my life?" so he agrees. They go into a stall where the leprechaun proceeds to mount the American. The leprechaun begins some small talk... "So, tell me, what's your name" (With pain in his voice) "Dave" "And, Dave, how old ye be?" "32" "Well, Dave, don't ya think you're a wee bit OLD t' be believin' in leprechauns?"
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See, what people commonly misunderstand is the whole pot of gold thing. See, the gold is in thier pipes. It's actually Acapulco Gold.
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[quote]Originally posted by Mats_Olsson: [b]10 points Dave...er, Tedster! /Mats[/b][/quote]Whoa...not me, dude!!! I'm quite happy being of normal member status...HAHAHAHA...
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Same joke, different ending: [quote]Originally posted by Tedster: [b](Caution, potentially politically incorrect joke follows): An American tourist walks into a pub somewhere in the Irish countryside. After quaffing a few...he retires to the necessarium to pay some of it back. A little tiny red haired fella wearing green walks in, and unzips at the urinal next to him. Out of his peripheral vision, he happens to notice that this little guy is hung like an elephant! He says, "I don't mean to stare, but I can't help but notice you've got the biggest member I've ever seen" The little fella looks at him and says (in a thick Irish accent)..."Well, you see, I happen t' be a leprechaun, and I can make my tool any size I want. I could do that for you, too". The American gets instant thoughts of pleasing many women, and asks, "How?" They're both done with the immediate task, and the leprechaun says "Easily...but, just one thing. I happen to be a [b][i]gay[/i][/b] leprechaun, and in order for me to grant your wish, I'll have to have sex with ya. The American recoils in horror, but, a second later, thinks, "What, a few minutes of humiliation and pain in exchange for unbelievable pleasure the rest of my life?" so he agrees. They go into a stall where the leprechaun proceeds to mount the American. After he finishes, he then looked at the American and asked, "So, just how big do you want your member to be?" The American thought for a minute, then replied, "I'd like it to be 1/4 of my body length!" "Done!" replied the leprechaun, who disappeared in a puff of green smoke. The American suddenly realized that he was now 12" tall... [/b][/quote]

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qouted by Wewus [quote] Greedy little bastards sitting in the dark drinking green beer and smoking who knows what [/quote]Shit,my neighbour does that every night.Sometimes he invites me over,occasionally I catch a reasonable look at him in the half light,I'm now convinced he's a Hobbit.
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I don't care what anybody says, Leprechauns are fucked up. You can sit there and pretend like they don't exist and then one day they'll bite you in the ass. Sorry for the rant, my grandparents were ripped off by Leprechauns and I guess I've never gotten over it. Let me just say this. [b]THE RAINBOW DOES NOT END AT THE HORIZON!!!![/b] That's an optical illusion.
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Yes, and as Dolly Parton said: if you want to find the end of the rainbow, you'd have to accept the rain. /Mats

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[quote]Originally posted by Anifa: [b]Paint 'em GREEN and stick a four leaf clover in their hat. Then find a color blind bull that thinks green is actually red.[/b][/quote]Since Bulls see in "grayscale" this is going to be pretty hard... Anyway, leprechauns don't exist! Wewus, you heard me! They don't exist! They don't! Whoever believes in leprechauns has got to be pretty dumb. I mean, it's like those people saying that the Earth is ROUND! Ha! As if... Anyone with fully functioning eyes can see that the Earth is in fact flat. Don't believe what everyone says. The Earth is flat, leprechauns don't exist. Come on everyone, repeat after me: The Earth is flat, leprechauns don't exist. The Earth is flat, leprechauns don't exist.The Earth is flat, leprechauns don't exist.

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[quote]Originally posted by Joachim P. Dyndale: [b][QUOTE]leprechauns don't exist.[/b][/quote]Troll! ;) :p :wave: /Mats

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[quote]Originally posted by Joachim P. Dyndale: [b]Nej, det är jag inte! Jag är en "leprechaun"! Men si det inte högt... :) (How's my Swedish?)[/b][/quote]Okej, jag säger inget till dom andra! (Your Swedish is just fine!) /Mats

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Great interpretation of the joke Botch! Me no like leprechauns, but I know how to deal with them. I work part time in a bar. Its annoying when the "little people" come in and ask for their "pint of Guinness please" - or "Piiii o Geurshnnnsh" which is what it sounds like they say. I think to myself surely that little fellow cant drink a whole big pint. Luckily we have minature Guinness glasses. I feed them to the leprechauns with a little shamrock on top. Try it Wewus, it keeps them happy and they leave you alone! Now where's my colorblind bull. John Scotsman
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I think Wewus needs this t-shirt :D [img]http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/SMP/pdTSSMP0078.gif[/img] "That's where I saw the leprechaun... He tells me to burn things!"

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