Wewus432 Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Turtles make me angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 I prefer penguins. Especially BBQ'ed. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randy clay Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 I like canarys, but crows make me angry :idea: I'm trying to think but nuthin' happens.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted February 6, 2003 Author Share Posted February 6, 2003 I like to roll around in 'tater chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylver Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 I like to roll around in Tigers. I really don't know what to put here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 I prefer porpoises! Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowbell Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Man,dolphins have sex like every 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeon Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 http://www.dolphinsex.org/ good times! :D Go tell someone you love that you love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Possibly one of the most disturbing websites I've ever seen. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowbell Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by aeon: [b] http://www.dolphinsex.org/ good times! :D [/b][/quote]ROTFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midimonk Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 That site is just plain wrong,i'm reporting you to flippers unkle bubba. :freak: I cannot be bought, and I cannot be threatened. But if you put them both together then I'm your man!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip McDonald Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by aeon: [b] http://www.dolphinsex.org/ good times! :D [/b][/quote]I want to scrub my brain with Ajax now, is that possible? Once again, the world proves more lurid than imaginable. I give up. Guitar Lessons in Augusta Georgia: www.chipmcdonald.com Eccentric blog: https://chipmcdonaldblog.blogspot.com/ / "big ass windbag" - Bruce Swedien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted February 6, 2003 Author Share Posted February 6, 2003 That guy likes dolphins more than I do. What if his wife finds out? One day she comes home early, finds a bucket of fish on the back porch, beach ball in the living room, and there he is, in their bed, doing it with a dolphin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joachim P. Dyndale Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Is there some way of expressing what I feel and think about that site? I'm at loss here.... I mean, seriously.... This just can't... Come on... NO, I will not belive this... I mean.... Man! Dolphin! ???????????? Crazy.... :eek: :eek: :mad: :freak: :mad: :eek: :eek: I mean... Come on! Who'd want to.... He's gotta be... NO, NO, NO! (In case you didn't get it, I found that site to be quite disturbing) -Joachim Dyndale -------------------- Einstein: The difference between genius and stupidity is: Genius has limits My Blog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted February 6, 2003 Author Share Posted February 6, 2003 [b]How To Tell If Someone You Know Is Having An Affair With A Dolphin[/b] [list=1] [*]That really fishy smell [*]When the phrase "sleeps with the fishes" is uttered in The Sopranos or a gangster movie, becomes suddenly attentive and looks embarrassed [*]Everytime you drive by Red Lobster he starts crying and looks away [*]Sudden unexplained visits to the local Aquarium or Marina [*]Insist on taking the family to Disney World but spends most of his time at Sea World [*]Sudden interest in sonar [*]Those high pitched squeals he makes in his sleep [*]sand under his fingernails [*]Constantly watching Flipper the movie or reruns of the series [/list] [i]and the number one clue that your mate is seeing a dolphin[/i] [b]INSIST[/b] that you wear strap on fins during sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 LMFAO!!! Wewus, you need to send that in to David Letterman! :thu: Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeon Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 I find the idea of consensual sexual pleasure between intelligent beings of any species quite fascinating. Emphasis on the word consensual. :) It causes alarm for anyone rating a 3-4 on Kohlbergs scale of moral development, but it becomes quite clear that it is not only OK, but indeed noble and divine if one is operating at a level 5-6. ;) That said, Id rather swim with a dolphin than masturbate one! :D Go tell someone you love that you love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted February 7, 2003 Author Share Posted February 7, 2003 Sheeot man, I went out last night, had a few drinks, met some dolphins, and then all I remember is hearing that Rod Stewart song "Tonight's The Night" playing in the background. Ouch, what's that rash? Damn, there's water everywhere, and all the frozen fish are gone from my freezer! Hold on, there's somebody at the door. Candygram? Who would be sending me a candygram? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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