Salty Tonk Posted January 31, 2003 Posted January 31, 2003 Hey All, this is Mrs. Salty Tonk. Just had to spread my pleasure. I just got through cleaning three of my hubbies guitars. His Ovation, '71-'72 Tele, and 2001 Deluxe Super Strat. I, a couple of nights ago, was sitting and staring at them in our studio and they started driving me crazy how dirty they were. (Yes, I am the clean freak and he is the slob) :D Learned how to take strings off (kow how to string - go figure)and cleaned the fret boards and polished them up and it was [b]ALMOST[/b] as good as sex! (I feel I can say that freely since been married ten years and 3 children) :wave: jgc2002 is not responsible for damages ,injuries and or death as result of above post.Side effects include nasuea,dizziness,dry mouth,vomiting,blurred vision,nervousness,loss of memory and in extreme cases sexual side effects. www.mp3.com/salt_creek
Alndln Posted January 31, 2003 Posted January 31, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Salty Tonk: [b]And yes, I do have [b]GAS[/b]! [/b][/quote]As a repellent? Is it loud? Let us know ahead of time when your coming over. "A Robot Playing Trumpet Blows"
whitefang Posted January 31, 2003 Posted January 31, 2003 There ARE things you can polish, as you would a fretboard, that WOULD be as good as sex! No wood grain, though. Hopefully! Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left!
Tedster Posted January 31, 2003 Posted January 31, 2003 MsSalty... Forgive these guys. A couple of the ladies on here will testify that this place for women is like a lady walking into a guys' locker room, only they don't enjoy the scenery as much. Welcome to the jungle! If you want to get your own screen name, you should have your own separate email address. Not a big thing, I've got three (maybe even four or five) of which I mainly use two. Go to Yahoo or Hotmail and sign up for a free email. Then you can register here under any name you want! Oh, BTW, Mr. Salty JGC...trade ya wives... :D "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
Jotown Posted January 31, 2003 Posted January 31, 2003 [quote]Oh, BTW, Mr. Salty JGC...trade ya wives... :D [/quote]I'll trade you my ex-wife for those guitars! :eek: Jotown:) "It's all good: Except when it's Great"
phaeton Posted January 31, 2003 Posted January 31, 2003 [b] Learned how to take strings off (kow how to string - go figure)and cleaned the fret boards and polished them up and it was ALMOST as good as sex! [/b] Somehow this comparison with Mr. Tonk's Nighttime Performance and string swapping seems like something he'll have a bit of time living down, now. Dr. Seuss: The Original White Rapper . WWND?
Gato Posted January 31, 2003 Posted January 31, 2003 Well, do you want to see another G.A.S. guy, just see below at my link ... :D
patrick_dont_fret Posted January 31, 2003 Posted January 31, 2003 [quote] Just had to spread my pleasure. [/quote]:eek: :D :thu:
Danochick Posted February 1, 2003 Posted February 1, 2003 Hammer - [b]YES, I HAVE GAS....[/b] It might not be very smelly but sure is going to be costly! :D WhiteFang - thx for the tip...lol. :thu: Jotown -sorry, guitars not for sale [b]BUT[/b] I do have a Crate Amp for Sale ;) ......... Tedster - thx for the warning!! I bet I can handle it after years of being around musicians. :thu: including my crude hubby! And thx for helping me get my own name ;) Cleaning the guitars felt so good, I went on and cleaned the studio! It looks great now..unbelievable how many guitar picks and packs of strings I found under eqt desk..I better not here anytime soon, "I need some strings or picks" :rolleyes: Anyways, thx for the welcome! Peace aka Mrs. SaltyTonk Its All in the Way You Look At It!
Salty Tonk Posted February 1, 2003 Author Posted February 1, 2003 [quote] Oh, BTW, Mr. Salty JGC...trade ya wives... [/quote]No Tedster ,I better not I've got too much invested in her now.I got a good woman.Funny thing is though,I wasn't lookin for a good one when I found her.I was lookin for a slut. :D Ba.Da Boom......................... [quote]I'll trade you my ex-wife for those guitars! [/quote]Jotown,like I said above she's a good one.But you can never have enough guitars,and another wife would be WAY too many. :D BaDaBoom.... .Phaeton,Hey man I'm so good at sex I can change strings during sex.Change strings with one hand and have sex with the other....wait that didn't sound right. :eek: jgc2002 is not responsible for damages ,injuries and or death as result of above post.Side effects include nasuea,dizziness,dry mouth,vomiting,blurred vision,nervousness,loss of memory and in extreme cases sexual side effects. www.mp3.com/salt_creek
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