AlanV Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Then there was the gig at a backwoods place called the "Eagle's Roost" in waaaaaaay northern NJ near the NY state border. We were a Grateful Dead covers/original project. After the first set the owner said, "I dig your stuff, but any band that plays here damn well better play 'God Bless America'." This was several years before 9/11 and way before smartphones so none of us had a clue as to the words or chords, just the basic melody. Thankfully he let us get away with "American the Beautiful." Never played that joint again. Quote Nord Stage 2 SW73, Kurzweil PC3LE7, Moog Sub 37, Alesis Ion, Rhodes Stage 73, Moog Werkstatt-01, Yamaha CP-300 ------------- Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting synthesizer Interrup-MOOOOOOOOOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DulceLabs.com Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Thankfully he let us get away with "American the Beautiful." FWIW, the line does not go "oh beautiful for spacious thighs".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Paxton Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 After the first set the owner said, "I dig your stuff, but any band that plays here damn well better play 'God Bless America'." What did you close with -- "Stand By Your Man," or "Rawhide"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanV Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Settin' The Woods on Fire, actually. Quote Nord Stage 2 SW73, Kurzweil PC3LE7, Moog Sub 37, Alesis Ion, Rhodes Stage 73, Moog Werkstatt-01, Yamaha CP-300 ------------- Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting synthesizer Interrup-MOOOOOOOOOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill W Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 At my old 80s band's very first gig in 2010 this very drunk, older woman walks up to our drummer (who has red hair) as we're setting up and announces that she's never had a redhead. Then she warns us that Pour Some Sugar On Me is her "jam" and that she might have to strip to it if we play it. Fortunately for all involved, that was not in our repertoire. Quote Korg Kronos 61 (2); Roland Fantom-06, 2015 Macbook Pro and 2012 Mac Mini (Logic Pro X and Mainstage), GigPerformer 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-missRichardTee Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 A female singer told me and others on different occasions - she 'can sing any tune, in any key'.. sweet woman, but she is a bit clueless. Quote You don't have ideas, ideas have you We see the world, not as it is, but as we are. "One mans food is another mans poison". I defend your right to speak hate. Tolerance to a point, not agreement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizzle Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Mooooooo! Quote It's not a clone, it's a Suzuki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lekanout Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 your audience? funny pic! Quote Nord stage 2 EX88,Nord electro 5D,roland RD800,Roland FA08,Korg kingkorg,Korg PA4x,Yamaha PSR s970 Native instrument maschine studio et komplete 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
area51recording Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Played a gig in a barn once myself.....retirement party for a show horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelgirl Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 I was playing at the Birch Hill swim club one night and a lot of teens came in and one of them yelled out,do you guys play any songs that don't suck.I started laughing so hard i could hardly play,thank the Lord i can laugh shit off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Paxton Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Earlier in this thread I mentioned that I had never been paid to not play. That streak ended last week, when my band was bribed $50 per man to stop playing for an hour by the producers of NCIS New Orleans, who were filming next door. The club was okay with it, so we took the bribe. There was paperwork involved and everything, so now I can add "hired to perform for an episode of NCIS Nola" to my resume. I don't see any need to specify that what I was hired to play was silence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Paxton Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 One I had forgotten about from years ago: when the band launched into some classic New Orleans tune, a guy in the audience yelled "Yeah brah! Yeah you right! Take me back to Tchoupitoulas Street!", and started waving a hanky over his head and second-lining through the audience. What made this reaction "crazy" rather than just kinda comically stereotypical, you ask? The fact that it happened on a gig at a prison in northern Ohio. Apparently the guy was from New Orleans, but got busted on a drug run up there, so that's where he was doing his time. All the other inmates were looking at him like "What the hell is this guy's problem?", but he was having the time of his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoodyBluesKeys Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 If asked what you performed for NCIS Nola, just tell them that you played a John Cage song, and they liked it well enough to ask for a repeat. Quote Howard Grand|Hamm SK1-73|Kurz PC2|PC2X|PC3|PC3X|PC361; QSC K10's HP DAW|Epi Les Paul & LP 5-str bass|iPad mini2 "Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen." Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garnermike Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 My list is very long. My band play lots of wee-hour gigs at clubs (over 450 gigs since 2009 at over 40 different venues), and, as many of you know, that means one is gonna get a bunch of alcohol-prompted and slurred comments. But two recent ones were..... #1 - A tipsy young woman comes up and asks us "Don't you guys play any young music?" This was just after playing I'm Yours" (Jason Mraz) and "Rude" (by Magic), so not quite sure exactly what she was asking.... #2 - After we played our announced last song of the night, a guy comes us and says "Man, you are, without a doubt, the best band I've heard in a long time! Greatly appreciated the way you mix up the different styles of music and your talents. I'll come here when y'all play again!" We thank him for the kind words. Then he says, "Listen, could you play one more tune, as an encore?" We told him we couldn't as it was just after venue closing time, and management wouldn't allow it. He says "Really? Well, you guys just pissed me off! Bunch of assholes! You suck!" He kept ranting to the point that he got over-excited and loud and had to be physically removed by the venue's rent-a-cop. Quote KB: Hammond SK1 Bass KB: Yamaha MX49 KB Amps: CPS SS3, linked to TurboSound IP300 Bass KB amp: Fender Rumble 500 combo www.mikemickxer.com www.reverbnation.com/mikemickxer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_tour Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 I don't have anything really crazy (keyboard player, so who cares, amirite!), but a guitar player (unknown to me at the time) actually called "Drown in My Own Tears" and before I could get out "so, like Eb, Bb, or what" he was like "Yeah C is good." OK, so do some gospel in C. With guitar! For me that was pretty cray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_tour Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 #2 - After we played our announced last song of the night, a guy comes us and says "Man, you are, without a doubt, the best band I've heard in a long time! Greatly appreciated the way you mix up the different styles of music and your talents. I'll come here when y'all play again!" We thank him for the kind words. Then he says, "Listen, could you play one more tune, as an encore?" We told him we couldn't as it was just after venue closing time, and management wouldn't allow it. He says "Really? Well, you guys just pissed me off! Bunch of assholes! You suck!" He kept ranting to the point that he got over-excited and loud and had to be physically removed by the venue's rent-a-cop. That's just classic. Both been there as a recipient and a giver. Reason number 1 to avoid the club scene. Lots of "customers" out there. Whatever, I only do it for the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Rhythm Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I just read/ re-read this thread from beginning to end. Great thread! Lots of fun! Quote David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CEB Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Last night we had just opened with Only Girl (Rihanna) - Talk Dirty (Jason Derullo) - Blow (Ke$ha) and some middle aged Asian guy yelled requesting Red House. Quote "It doesn't have to be difficult to be cool" - Mitch Towne "A great musician can bring tears to your eyes!!! So can a auto Mechanic." - Stokes Hunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pale Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Last night we had just opened with Only Girl (Rihanna) - Talk Dirty (Jason Derullo) - Blow (Ke$ha) and some middle aged Asian guy yelled requesting Red House. You should've told him that the other band over yonder plays that. Quote Custom handmade clocks: www.etsy.com/shop/ClockLight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindaru Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 You guys are right about the gear thing though, it's almost like we develop a paternal instinct, especially towards new gear! Loved reading these . . . I know what you mean about the maternal in my case instinct. I have a Roland E-16 that is now 22 years old and it is like my child! Now I just have to worry that it is old enough to drink and buy lottery tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyNQ Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 1. I do look a little bit like the rhythm guitarist in one of the bands I play in, particularly if you've had 20 beers during our show. Post-gig an audience member bailed me up with plenty of compliments. Which was very nice, but during the conversation I gradually started to work out a case of mistaken identity was happening. When I delicately and politely pointed out that I was, in fact, the keys player, I was met with a rather underwhelming "Oh...right...umm...are you sure?" 2. Slightly OT, but late last year we played an outdoor show where a stray dog got up on stage just before we started and promptly sat next to the singer. We couldn't shift her (the dog)! I thought the pooch would disappear for sure once we started up due to our oppressively loud on-stage sound. But no dice, the dog quite happily sat there amidst all the chaos. Eventually a helpful audience member came to our rescue, but sure enough, the dog was back up there two songs later. Nice dog, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nadroj Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 "Can one of you guys announce that Elvis is coming in to sing to the brides?" (it was a lesbian wedding with an Elvis tribute who spent the rest of the night after that going from the bar to table to table singing to individual guests). Quote Hammond SKX Mainstage 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffLearman Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Mooooooo! Thread winner. Last night we had just opened with Only Girl (Rihanna) - Talk Dirty (Jason Derullo) - Blow (Ke$ha) and some middle aged Asian guy yelled requesting Red House. "No, but I bet your sister will!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marczellm Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 A well known Hungarian singer (with meaningful lyrics indeed, some religious references) told this story. "Guy comes up to me while I'm signing CDs and says: - Man I love your lyrics! They are full of meaning! It is so heartwarming to me that you believe in UFOs too!" Quote Life is subtractive.Genres: Jazz, funk, pop, Christian worship, BebHop Wishlist: 80s-ish (synth)pop, symph pop, prog rock, fusion, musical theatre Gear: NS2 + JUNO-G. KingKORG. SP6 at church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Motif Max Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 I once had a man who I would describe as "out of it" come up and sit on the corner of my stage, and start swearing at me, saying that if I couldn't play rap, and some strange song about chickens, that I was a worthless performer. I was playing ACCORDION! He sat there for ten minutes and never quit! Quote Yamaha: Motif XF8, MODX7, YS200, CVP-305, CLP-130, YPG-235, PSR-295, PSS-470 | Roland: Fantom 7, JV-1000 Kurzweil: PC3-76| Hammond: SK Pro 73 | Korg: Triton LE 76, N1R, X5DR | Emu: Proteus/1 | Casio: CT-370 | Novation: Launchkey 37 MK3 | Technics: WSA1R Former: Emu Proformance Plus & Mo'Phatt, Korg Krome 61, Roland Fantom XR & JV-1010, Yamaha MX61, Behringer CAT, Kurzweil PC4 (88) Assorted electric & acoustic guitars and electric basses | Roland TD-17 KVX | Alesis SamplePad Pro | Assorted organs, accordions, other instruments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HammondDave Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Not crazy... In fact, pretty predictable considering... During break after the first set playing to a packed club, I went up to the club owner and said: "Great crowd tonight!" He responded: "Yeah, but your audiences don't drink...". But he did not complain about 300 people paying a $20 cover charge.... he made $6000 on cover alone, and paid us $1200. Quote '55 and '59 B3's; Leslies 147, 122, 21H; MODX 7+; NUMA Piano X 88; Motif XS7; Mellotrons M300 and M400’s; Wurlitzer 206; Gibson G101; Vox Continental; Mojo 61; Launchkey 88 Mk III; Korg Module; B3X; Model D6; Moog Model D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldwin Funster Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I cant hear about crazy talk without thinking of this: [video:youtube] Quote FunMachine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timwat Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Between sets @ Berkeley's Starry Plough. Young 20-something rolls up, "You play like you have the wind in your hair." Quote .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Losendoskeys Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 "Please play Follow You Follow Me". I'd rather pull my toe nails out with pliers....... Quote Yamaha CP70B;Roland XP30/AXSynth/Fantom/FA76/XR;Hammond XK3C SK2; Korg Kronos 73;ProSoloist Rack+; ARP ProSoloist; Mellotron M4000D; GEM Promega2; Hohner Pianet N, Roland V-Grand,Voyager XL, RMI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
area51recording Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Played one time out in East Bumf*ck with a Grateful Dead cover band. After 3or 4 tunes a big redneck dude staggers up to the stage and says "You boys got a lot of nerve playin' original music in here".......it went downhill after that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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