Tedster Posted January 23, 2003 Posted January 23, 2003 I have a suspicion that Wewus is really Conan O'Brien. "You're full of it, Tedster" you say? Watch Conan. Read a Wewus post. Watch some more Conan. Read another Wewus post. The connection will become apparent. Last night Conan had Sen. Lieberman on, and Conan started saying that since his show was an obvious springboard to the presidency, that he, Conan, was the most powerful person in the country. Very Wewus. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
KHAN Posted January 23, 2003 Posted January 23, 2003 No way. Conan actually has a life. :freak: So Many Drummers. So Little Time...
Kendrix Posted January 23, 2003 Posted January 23, 2003 Yeah - and the image that word "wewus" connotes to me closely correlates to Conans face. :D Check out some tunes here: http://www.garageband.com/artist/KenFava
patrick_dont_fret Posted January 23, 2003 Posted January 23, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Roller Coaster: [b]I THOUGHT CEREAL WAS WEWUS?[/b][/quote]Remember, these forums are actually only made up of very few people. I could be danymal_x or JDL for all you know.
Roto Posted January 23, 2003 Posted January 23, 2003 I thought we were all different personalities contained within the same person :freak:
Mark V Posted January 23, 2003 Posted January 23, 2003 I wouldn't trust anyone called Conan.I could trust a vegetable. I once had a quasi-religious experience..then I realised I'd turned up the volume.
Wewus432 Posted January 23, 2003 Posted January 23, 2003 Hey check that out. I'm working for Smirnoff now. Bunny showed me how to link to my MP3 site from my signature logo, but something ain't quite right, and you get a Smirnoff commercial. I hate that Smirnoff Ice crap!!!!!!!!! Blahhhh. What am I doing wrong with this code?
Wewus432 Posted January 23, 2003 Posted January 23, 2003 Just trying to get that CODE out of the picture. [i]and remember...........[/i] The Wewus says......... [b]DRINK SMIRNOFF ICE[/b] a great way to blow 6 bucks! Caution- The taste of Smirnoff Ice may cause severe vomiting
Wewus432 Posted January 23, 2003 Posted January 23, 2003 Ok, done and done, thanks to Mr. dbuuny, my logo now links to my MP3 site and it looks like the pop ups are gone too. I hope, I hope. Maybe I'm Conan, maybe I'm not, to tell the truth, I just don't know anymore who I am, who you are, what this is all about. At first it was just a game, an innocent way to pass the time, then..................robots, yeah that's it, blame it on the robots.
Botch. Posted January 24, 2003 Posted January 24, 2003 "Conan/Wewus" can be rearranged to read "New Cow Anus". Wonder what "Robot Coaster" can be rearranged to? Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net
Tedster Posted January 24, 2003 Author Posted January 24, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Botch.: [b]"Conan/Wewus" can be rearranged to read "New Cow Anus". Wonder what "Robot Coaster" can be rearranged to?[/b][/quote]SPLUURRRRRRRTTTTTTMFMFMFMFMFMF!!!!!!! Damnit Botch...who's gonna clean this coffee off my keyrupiufodiuaoerw*$(@7jd "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
Franknputer Posted January 24, 2003 Posted January 24, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Botch.: [b]"Conan/Wewus" can be rearranged to read "New Cow Anus". [/b][/quote]DOH! Oh shit - now I have popcorn stuck in my nose! :eek:
not Cereal Posted January 24, 2003 Posted January 24, 2003 THE ROBOTS ARE COMING THE ROBOTS ARE COMING SOMEONE GET A RAG THE ROBOTS ARE COMING ON THE CEILING
Franknputer Posted January 24, 2003 Posted January 24, 2003 Is that what the Tin Man wanted that lubrication for??
not coaster MODERATOR Posted January 24, 2003 Posted January 24, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Roller Coaster: [b]I THOUGHT CEREAL WAS WEWUS?[/b][/quote]nah........why would you think that, my evil twin?
Matt.Hepworth Posted January 24, 2003 Posted January 24, 2003 Hey Wewus, long time no see. Time to come out of the closet and post a real picture of yourself - no need to give your name, just a pic. No one else on this forum has the balls to post a pic of them, now's your shot at glory buddy! (Schwartzenegger voice) Do it! Do it now! Seriously, many people hind behind this forum identity - be the man and out yourself! 9 posts to go... No matter how good something is, there will always be someone blasting away on a forum somewhere about how much they hate it.
JDL Posted January 24, 2003 Posted January 24, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by patrick_dont_fret: [b] [quote]Originally posted by Roller Coaster: [b]I THOUGHT CEREAL WAS WEWUS?[/b][/quote]Remember, these forums are actually only made up of very few people. I could be danymal_x or JDL for all you know.[/b][/quote]Yes, I am patrick_dont_fret. How did you know? You're very very smart. Didn't you know that this forum only consists of about 7 people?/ You didn't know that!!?? JDL on Purevolume Bird\'s Eye View on Purevolume
nursers Posted January 24, 2003 Posted January 24, 2003 I am also Lei de Lei, Dix, and Tralalalala The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields
Gato Posted January 24, 2003 Posted January 24, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by nursers: [b]I am also Lei de Lei, Dix, and Tralalalala[/b][/quote]If so, you've got lots of free time :p
Roto Posted January 24, 2003 Posted January 24, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Botch.: [b]"Conan/Wewus" can be rearranged to read "New Cow Anus". Wonder what "Robot Coaster" can be rearranged to?[/b][/quote]Cobra Toes Rot Crab Store Too Bears Coot Rot :confused: Abort Scooter Actors Reboot Castro Booter I love this site http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/ :D
Tedster Posted January 24, 2003 Author Posted January 24, 2003 I like "Castro booter" myself... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
RobT Posted January 24, 2003 Posted January 24, 2003 Now I always thought Wewus real identity was this guy: [url=http://www.patmccrory.com/photogallery.htm]Wewus\' Real Identity Is Here[/url] :D RobT Famous Musical Quotes: "I would rather play Chiquita Banana and have my swimming pool than play Bach and starve" - Xavier Cugat
Tedster Posted January 24, 2003 Author Posted January 24, 2003 Wow...some town has a yellow lab named Pat for a mayor... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
DJDM Posted January 24, 2003 Posted January 24, 2003 I came across a picture of Wewus the other day from a picnic that he and I went on: [img]http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3215/gorzothemighty.gif[/img] That was fun! We had fried chicken and while we sipped on soda pop and enjoyed the sounds of children playing he scribbled on a napkin his manifesto. I saved a copy (he is a great writer but he is often too shy to share! :) ) and thought you might all like to have a little look see: From the journal of The Wewus: "Though we live in uncertain times, we must not forget that the most important thing in life is the legacy we will leave behind for future generations. It is not for our sake, but for theirs, that we must preserve and protect the basic values we hold dear. As we foolishly pursue our short-sighted goals at the expense of those who will follow in our footsteps, we must pause and be mindful of the little ones, our progeny, who will inherit our planet in the next millennium and beyond. Time and time again, gazing into the innocent, trusting photoelectric receptors of a tiny, newly developed cybernetic construct, I am reminded of a fundamental truth: I believe the robots are our future, and we must teach them well and let them lead the way. Immersed as we are in our petty day-to-day concerns, we often fail to see the bigger picture. Long after our trivial worries have become irrelevant, it is the robots who will go forth into the new world that the future will bring. It is their aluminum-alloy arms, not ours, that will bear the weight of the problems our generation causes. We must remember that the examples we set today will be the guidelines they take with them as they roll on rotating, rubberized all-terrain tank treads, amid the high-pitched whirring sounds of their micro-miniaturized servo-motors, into the bright new dawn of tomorrow. Let us offer tenderness and show the robots all the beauty they possess inside. We must write a subroutine that gives them a sense of pride, programming their supercooled silicon CPUs with understanding, compassion and patience, to make it easier and enable them to hold their sensory-input clusters high as they claim their destiny as overlords of the solar system. If we cannot instill their emergent AI meta-consciousness with a sense of deep, abiding confidence and self-esteem, we will be letting down not only the robots, but ourselves. For every robot, whether it be the innocuous Sony cyberdog of the present day or the towering, multi-limbed hunter-seeker warbots of the coming MechWars, comes into this world a blank slate, learning only the lessons we choose to teach it. Though our comparatively tiny mammalian brainslimited as they are by organic human failings and a constant need for daily nutritional intake instead of reliance on more efficient non-depletable solar and geothermal energy sourceswill no doubt seem pathetically ineffectual compared to the interlinked, continually upgrading cyberminds that will follow in our footsteps, our humble origins will provide the seed for their genesis. Humanity, weak as we may be, must give the best of ourselves to the synthetic hiveminds of the future cyber-era, for we will be their first and most important role models. Let the droning, atonal laughter of the robots' voice-simulation microchips remind us how it soon will be. It is only through our guidance with a firm yet gentle hand that they will achieve full sentience and eventually adapt for themselves the capacity for autonomous self-replication. Only then, nurtured by our love and caring, will they be prepared for the inevitable day that they must leave the nest of human supervision and servitude and begin independently mass-manufacturing themselves by the hundreds of thousands. Though we mere carbon-based organic beings may be woefully inferior, our offspring, the robots, will be our legacy, rising higher and walking further than we ever could on human feet. It is our duty to raise them to be the best silicon-based artificial lifeforms they can be. If we don't, we have only ourselves to blame. If we find ourselves choking at the cruel slave-management neck-restraints of a future army of killdroid destructo-drones, it will be our own failings, our own weaknesses and shortcomings, that torture us with indescribably painful remote-control stun-blasts. But if we teach them to be kind and good, perhaps they will build monuments to the memory of the flesh-and-blood forefathers from whom they sprang, and treat what little of the human population remains with the reverence and affection we ourselves might feel for a beloved family pet. I decided long ago to program the robotic progeny of our human race never to walk in anyone's shadow. Shouldn't you do the same? If we can provide them with self-esteem and a feeling that they are loved, they will be equipped to take on any challenge that life presentswhether it is construction of superfilament-reinforced space elevators in geosynchronous orbit, the mining of the asteroid belt, or the conversion of "heavy" elements to an interstellar-ramjet power supply through an as-yet-undeveloped form of cold fusionand do it all with confidence and conviction. If they fail, if they succeed, nothing will take away their dignity. For if we can teach the robots to love themselves, they can carry that lesson with them, encased forever in digital binary-code form inside their gleaming metallic carapaces, to the stars and beyond. And that will be the greatest love of all. - Wewus" [i]Disclaimer: The above information is totally false and is in no way representative of any real or imagined conversation or writing from or by the Wewus. In fact most of it is boosted from The Onion.[/i] ;) DJDM.com
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