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OT-Alien Implants Going Cheap On E-bay


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Friends if you've been looking for a cheap alien implant now is the time to buy. This is not a joke. Check out these sales on Ebay. One of the implants has a buy now for $100.00 and the other has a reserve of $1,000,000. The $100.00 one must be an older model. If you're not interested in alien implants maybe some of you guys would like to buy that one touch orgasmn manual. You know that's gonna work. Check it out- [url=http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2Fws%2F&krd=1&from=R8&MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=2&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&query=Alien+Implant] Alien Implants [/url]
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"Location: She will climax with her clothes ON or OFF " HAHAHA "Never again will your weekends consist of sitting at home alone watching video's or looking at magazines wishing you had a social life. NOW for the price of a good magazine you will become a seduction stud! " AHAHAHAHAHA "DR TRANCE will not be held responsible for large groups of Woman falling for you and following you everywhere begging you to TOUCH THEM ONE MORE TIME! DO NOT USE THESE TECHNIQUES IF YOU: fear attention, do not like Woman, can't handle a complement, do not want Woman begging you to touch them, or do not want amazing confidence!" thats a riot lol
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So are you gonna buy it or what? I was just looking for a good price on a alien implant cause the one I've got cracked(cheap ass alien bullshit), but that one touch program sounds like a good deal.
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Whoa, wait a minute. I'm not making ANY money off this, just trying to turn you on to a good deal. Sheet man, I'll bet you got all kinds of alien implants in North Dakota if you just look around. Sometimes they just look like a broken up Coke bottle but there's ways to tell if it's a real implant
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I knew it - [url=http://cgi.aol.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2907006812&category=1523]The minute you lose something, some f*cker ends up selling it on Ebay...[/url] :freak:
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[quote]Originally posted by coren5555: [b]alright, i submit. you have me fully perplexed i have no idea if your serious or not :freak: [/b][/quote]very good coren. By submitting you have agreed to have the device implanted, it's relatively painless.
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alright, but ive got a strong allergic reaction to aliens. you may need to implant 6 or ill reject them. dont use ones from kesar either, those guys are behind the times

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