Mats Olsson. Posted January 15, 2003 Posted January 15, 2003 [b]Q: Are all Swedish Blondes rampant nymphomaniacs? [/b] Karl Steward, Norwich [b]A: Yes. And all English people have rotten teeth.[/b] Howlin' Pelle Almqvist (The Hives) (From UK Q Magazine, february edition 2003) :thu: :thu: :thu: http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later!
Rog Posted January 16, 2003 Posted January 16, 2003 Nothing wrong with MY teeth :D "That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." - Banky Edwards.
not Cereal Posted January 16, 2003 Posted January 16, 2003 rog a limey? tis couldve fooled the pranged wing bobby! jolly bonnet for the lollie?
Rog Posted January 16, 2003 Posted January 16, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Roller Coaster: [b]rog a limey? tis couldve fooled the pranged wing bobby! jolly bonnet for the lollie?[/b][/quote]Say what? :confused: "That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." - Banky Edwards.
coren Posted January 16, 2003 Posted January 16, 2003 bullocks, i need the water closet. i caught a lift on the bobbys lorrey my girls knickers are in a twist
Mats Olsson. Posted January 16, 2003 Author Posted January 16, 2003 Guys, this is the Q&A thread dammit! Please keep posting, but show us some Q&A's Don't be shy! /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later!
Gabriel E. Posted January 17, 2003 Posted January 17, 2003 Q: What's a lady like you doing at a drag strip? (Interviewer) A: Winning. (Shirley Muldowney). "You never can vouch for your own consciousness." - Norman Mailer
george costanza Posted January 17, 2003 Posted January 17, 2003 Q: Why is there air? A: To blow up basketballs. (Cosby version) A: All the better to hear you, my dear. (Notorious B.I.G. Bad Wolf version) A: Blow yo' horn, Maceo! (James Brown version)
20to20 Posted January 17, 2003 Posted January 17, 2003 Q: What does lite beer have in common with copulating in a canoe...? A: They're both fucking close to water...[John Cleese] Bob Phillips 20to20soundesign
Mats Olsson. Posted January 17, 2003 Author Posted January 17, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by 20to20: [b]Q: What does lite beer have in common with copulating in a canoe...? A: They're both fucking close to water...[John Cleese][/b][/quote]Ahem, as I recall it, he actually said [i]American Beer[/i] ;) /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later!
20to20 Posted January 18, 2003 Posted January 18, 2003 You're right, I paraphrased... But really, what's the difference...? :D Bob Phillips 20to20soundesign
patrick_dont_fret Posted January 18, 2003 Posted January 18, 2003 Q: Isn't that steering wheel down your pants kind of uncomfortable? (bartender) A: Arrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts! (pirate)
nursers Posted January 18, 2003 Posted January 18, 2003 Heheh I like that one patrick :) Q: You got a match? A: Yep, My arse and your face. :thu: The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields
patrick_dont_fret Posted January 18, 2003 Posted January 18, 2003 Ok, this is an actual conversation I had once with one of the local weathermen here in town: Q: How's the weather, Brian? (me) A: Cold. (Brian) After he left, I went on to say "No shit, but how's it supposed to be looking, jackass?" I always wanted him to get really mad and start yelling "Why must you mock me? It's not funny, I'm just doing my job", but it never happened. Damn, that'd be cool.
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