Wewus432 Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 A lot of you may not know this but a while back our friend d gauss lost his penis in a freak gardening accident. I don't know how far the technology has progressed but, I was thinking we could raise some money for a transplant, a prosthetic device or even just a nice supply of cucumbers. If you'd like to help, please contact me or send your check or money order to: Save A Penis Foundation PO Box 69 Charlotte NC 28211
Tedster Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 I think we might be able to mold him one out of (Dr. Evil voice)...Solid Gold. Hey, didja here John Bobbitt is now driving a truck? Yup. He got himself a new Peterbilt. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
joegerardi Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 While we're on that subject... Since I am constantly getting emails from "hot married women looking for action" and "girls from the local college" who want to meet ME, why do I also get offers for viagra and anatomical enlargement ? Couldn't these marketing whizzes collaborate a little? Setup: Korg Kronos 61, Roland XV-88, Korg Triton-Rack, Motif-Rack, Korg N1r, Alesis QSR, Roland M-GS64 Yamaha KX-88, KX76, Roland Super-JX, E-Mu Longboard 61, Kawai K1II, Kawai K4.
Bob Keelan Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Fat Bastard Tedster: [b] Hey, didja here John Bobbitt is now driving a truck? Yup. He got himself a new Peterbilt.[/b][/quote]Did you hear Lorena Bobbit was killed in a car crash? Yeah, some prick cut her off.
Wewus432 Posted January 9, 2003 Author Posted January 9, 2003 If one of you guys lost your "puppy", I don't think you'd be making jokes about it.
Botch. Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 The weedwacker became a tallywacker, eh? (Old norwegian slang). :D :eek: Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net
Dave Bryce Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Fat Bastard Tedster: [b]Hey, didja here John Bobbitt is now driving a truck? Yup. He got himself a new Peterbilt.[/b][/quote]Does he drive it on the job? I heard he works for Snap-on Tools now... :D dB ==> David Bryce Music • Funky Young Monks <== Professional Affiliations: Royer Labs • Music Player Network
Wewus432 Posted January 9, 2003 Author Posted January 9, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Abnorm: [b]He can have mine. I don't use it anymore. :cry: [/b][/quote]That almost brings a tear to my eye, that one man, would give his penis for another man. We're here for you gauss. There's a lot a love on this forum.
KHAN Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by TheWewus: [b]oops wrong button[/b][/quote]button??? So Many Drummers. So Little Time...
Dan South Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by TheWewus: [b] [quote]Originally posted by Abnorm: [b]He can have mine. I don't use it anymore. :cry: [/b][/quote]That almost brings a tear to my eye, that one man, would give his penis for another man. We're here for you gauss. There's a lot a love on this forum.[/b][/quote]Why am I not surprise that you're touched by the thought of men sharing wieners? ...and now back to your regularly scheduled music forum... The Black Knight always triumphs!
Franknputer Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 Better to get a tear in the eye than a lump in the throat, huh? :freak:
strat0124 Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 Oiled can give him the hookup! :) Its all about the ass baby! :) Sorry that avatar is just too damn funny. Down like a dollar comin up against a yen, doin pretty good for the shape I'm in
Wewus432 Posted January 9, 2003 Author Posted January 9, 2003 Damn it, now the whole forum went gay. It's always something around here.
lakeside studios Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by TheWewus: [b]If one of you guys lost your "puppy", I don't think you'd be making jokes about it.[/b][/quote]Well Wewus,it's funny you should say this,because 3 years ago,after being diagnosed with penile cancer(no,I'm not joking),I had the entire end bit removed,and a skin graft put in it's place.Seems to have done the job,in that I am cancer-free at the moment.Disadvantage is that it doesn't look too hot,advantage is that now I can go all night like a truck driver. Just thought I'd share this with you guys,don't mean to close the thread or nothing,I really am not offended. Guys?? Hellooooo? Where's everyone gone?? Whaddaya mean "too much detail"? :p Big Hat. No Cattle. http://www.theshrinks.com/
Wewus432 Posted January 9, 2003 Author Posted January 9, 2003 Well Lakside, glad to here you're doing ok bud. It just cracked me up the other day when gauss said he lost his penis in a [b]freak gardening accident[/b] . That is just funny as hell to me. It just makes me think, now what kind of an accident could cause that? gauss has some real zingers some times.
Tedster Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 PENILE CANCER? OHMIGOD! I didn't know there was such a thing. Man, Lakeside, I'm sorry. I've heard of testicular and prostate cancer, but never penile. Now I'm scared. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
Oiled Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Geenard Skeenard: [b]Oiled can give him the hookup! :) Its all about the ass baby! :) Sorry that avatar is just too damn funny.[/b][/quote]I can definitely give him the hookup. I'm glad you liked the avatar. Unfortunately, not everyone shares your sense of humor. Oiled
The Bear Jew Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 I checked out this thread to see what was happening, and now I'm sitting with my legs crossed. Owch. \m/ Erik "To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." --Sun Tzu
lakeside studios Posted January 10, 2003 Posted January 10, 2003 Don't worry chaps,it's very very rare,only 8 cases a year in UK.See,I'm special.One in seven million.Same odds as winning the lottery.Hmmmm,maybe I'd better get a ticket....... Big Hat. No Cattle. http://www.theshrinks.com/
Mats Olsson. Posted January 10, 2003 Posted January 10, 2003 [url=http://www.itarkitekten.com/databas/uploads/admin/Monkey.jpg]I bet monkeys are happier (Not work safe)[/url] :thu: :thu: :thu: /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later!
Wewus432 Posted January 10, 2003 Author Posted January 10, 2003 Alright Mats, coaster said to stop that penis talk. Penis soup, that's a real delicatessen.
Calfee Jones Posted January 10, 2003 Posted January 10, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Dave Bryce: [b] [quote]Originally posted by Fat Bastard Tedster: [b]Hey, didja here John Bobbitt is now driving a truck? Yup. He got himself a new Peterbilt.[/b][/quote]Does he drive it on the job? I heard he works for Snap-on Tools now... :D dB[/b][/quote]... I bet it's a stick shift ;) - Calfee Jones
The Bear Jew Posted January 10, 2003 Posted January 10, 2003 [quote] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alright Mats, coaster said to stop that penis talk. Penis soup, that's a real delicatessen.[/quote]Um... do you mean delicacy? \m/ Erik "To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." --Sun Tzu
Super 8 Posted January 10, 2003 Posted January 10, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Mats_Olsson: [b] [url=http://www.itarkitekten.com/databas/uploads/admin/Monkey.jpg]I bet monkeys are happier (Not work safe)[/url] :thu: :thu: :thu: /Mats[/b][/quote]You try sitting in a cage all day long, having scientists perform strange experiments on you, and see if you don't develop some new tricks to help pass the time... Super 8 Hear my stuff here
joegerardi Posted January 10, 2003 Posted January 10, 2003 Shit, if I could reach, I'd never leave the house... Setup: Korg Kronos 61, Roland XV-88, Korg Triton-Rack, Motif-Rack, Korg N1r, Alesis QSR, Roland M-GS64 Yamaha KX-88, KX76, Roland Super-JX, E-Mu Longboard 61, Kawai K1II, Kawai K4.
Wewus432 Posted January 10, 2003 Author Posted January 10, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by CMDN: [b] [quote] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alright Mats, coaster said to stop that penis talk. Penis soup, that's a real delicatessen.[/quote]Um... do you mean delicacy?[/b][/quote]It's a joke man, substitute delicatessen for delicacy, ha ha, funny.
Super 8 Posted January 10, 2003 Posted January 10, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by lakeside studios: [b] 3 years ago,after being diagnosed with penile cancer(no,I'm not joking),I had the entire end bit removed,and a skin graft put in it's place. advantage is that now I can go all night like a truck driver. [/b][/quote]WOW... Well, for starters I'm really sorry you've had to experience this. I'm certainly glad you are cancer free. I'll bet that was a pretty scary period of time for you though. I am curious about how much of the 'end bit' we're talking about here, and whether or not being able to 'go all night' would even matter to you anymore? Hope that's not too personal. Hey Wewus! Seems you've been on a roll lately with your threads yielding some unexpected results. :thu: Super 8 Hear my stuff here
Wewus432 Posted January 10, 2003 Author Posted January 10, 2003 You never know where the conversation is going to go around here, that's what keeps it interesting to me.
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