The Bear Jew Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 I figured it out. You can say absolutely ANYTHING you want (no matter how offensive it is) to anyone, any time, and you are immediately cleared of all guilt if you just say that you feel bad afterwards. It's perfect for anything. Allow me to demonstrate: The Wewus is a worthless scumbag troll with no common sense. I have more taste in my penis. Fucking loser. I hate his guts. Die, fucker, die. Now I feel bad. See? Now Wewus couldn't possibly be mad or feel the need to punish me in any way -- I'm punishing myself for my statement. I feel bad. No guilt. Try it yourselves and see how easy it is to avoid guilt and reprisals by saying you feel bad. \m/ Erik "To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." --Sun Tzu
Botch. Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 Hmmm, didn't work for Trent... Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net
The Bear Jew Posted January 6, 2003 Author Posted January 6, 2003 He didn't sound sincere enough. He's just a worthless scumbag, anyway. Now I feel bad. \m/ Erik "To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." --Sun Tzu
Bob Keelan Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 A couple of others that work: 1. "It was an unfortunate incident" 2. "It was a big misunderstanding" bob
Lee Flier Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 ARRGGGHH, you've just hit on one of my pet peeves. :mad: Don't EVEN get me started... :mad: :mad:
MattC Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 But what if I don't feel bad because the b*tch just won't stop calling me! then what do I do...? ...think funky thoughts...
Rim Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by matt C: [b]But what if I don't feel bad because the b*tch just won't stop calling me! then what do I do...?[/b][/quote]You start a web site about it like [url=http://www.psychoexgirlfriend.com/]this guy did[/url] . :D aka riffing Double Post music: Strip Down http://rimspeed.com http://loadedtheband.com
Franknputer Posted January 7, 2003 Posted January 7, 2003 What about, "I was drunk at the time..." - does that one still work? :D
Gabriel E. Posted January 7, 2003 Posted January 7, 2003 How about: "I did it. I'm sorry. So what?" Or: "Please forgive me father for I have sinned." Oh, wait. . . lots of people already do that one. "You never can vouch for your own consciousness." - Norman Mailer
Franknputer Posted January 7, 2003 Posted January 7, 2003 How about this one: "I'm sorry...it was the syphilis talking..." :eek:
Rod S Posted January 7, 2003 Posted January 7, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by riffing: [b] [quote]Originally posted by matt C: [b]But what if I don't feel bad because the b*tch just won't stop calling me! then what do I do...?[/b][/quote]You start a web site about it like [url=http://www.psychoexgirlfriend.com/]this guy did[/url] . :D [/b][/quote]Man, I wish they had this site when I was in college. Would have cleared things up a bit. :cool: Korg Kronos X73 / ARP Odyssey / Motif ES Rack / Roland D-05 / JP-08 / SE-05 / Jupiter Xm / Novation Mininova / NL2X / Waldorf Pulse II MBP-LOGIC American Deluxe P-Bass, Yamaha RBX760
The Bear Jew Posted January 7, 2003 Author Posted January 7, 2003 Wewus, I will stomp the fuck out of you unless you say you feel bad. Fucker. Now I feel bad. Love ya, sweetie. \m/ Erik "To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." --Sun Tzu
Wewus432 Posted January 7, 2003 Posted January 7, 2003 Yes I feel bad. I feel bad because once you were a sensitive writer/musician who was somehow able to portray the idiosyncrasies of the indie music world in a positive light, but now you're just a thug who delights in telling everyone what a bastard you are, and attempts to intimidate those who are closest to you into following your myopic view of the music industry. I don't buy it. Where are you getting all that money?
The Bear Jew Posted January 7, 2003 Author Posted January 7, 2003 My silly Wewus... I love you so much. You oughta know where I got all the money -- I'm Jewish. We have all the money because we control the media and the government. Luckily for me, I'm also a big, mean, nasty, thuggish bastard of a Jew, so I can also intimidate people with my very presence. But I still love you, honey. Don't be mad. I promise I would never stomp you. You're my lil' Wewus buddy. I probably shoulda used someone else as an example in my opening remark for this thread. Don't be sad... \m/ Erik "To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." --Sun Tzu
The Bear Jew Posted January 8, 2003 Author Posted January 8, 2003 Me acting like you is irritating? Nah. We're adorable. \m/ Erik "To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." --Sun Tzu
Sylver Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 No, Chris, I think this is one of those things were sleeping together would just F*** everything up for them. They're happy like they are. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I really don't know what to put here.
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