Wewus432 Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 Some of our members have asked this question, so I'd like to clear this up. A mullet is the hairstyle defined as Short In Front, Long In Back(SFLB) This hairstyle was sported by a lot of 80's rock groups and most notably, country star, Billy Ray Cyrus, who is sometimes known as "The King Of The Mullet." Another notable mullethead would be Michael Bolton, when he first hit the scene. A lot of musicians who had day jobs wore this style so they could look somewhat normal during the day, but, cool at night, while gigging. What a ridiculous cop-out. I think a mullet is the hairstylye for someone who doesn't know which world he wants to belong to. For more info, do a web search on Mullets.
joegerardi Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by TheWewus: [b]For more info, do a web search on Mullets.[/b][/quote]Or, just save yourself the trouble and go here: http://www.mulletsgalore.com/ Setup: Korg Kronos 61, Roland XV-88, Korg Triton-Rack, Motif-Rack, Korg N1r, Alesis QSR, Roland M-GS64 Yamaha KX-88, KX76, Roland Super-JX, E-Mu Longboard 61, Kawai K1II, Kawai K4.
Mats Olsson. Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 Business in the front, party in the back...... :freak: Searh, and you will find: -------------------------- mullet* (mu' lit) 1. any of a family of edible, spiny-rayed fishes found in fresh and salt waters and having a small mouth and feeble teeth, as the striped (or gray) mullet. 2. any haircut which the sides and top of the hair are cut significantly shorter than the back. The term "mullet" has now been seen in Mark Twain's Huckleberry Finn: "They're so confiding and mullet-headed they don't take notice of nothing at all." neato (thanx 2 carrie). Other terms for the hairstyle known to me and many others as the "mullet" include, but are not limited to: 7 (the shape of the number) 10-90 (changes in numbers proportion to the amount of hair on top and in the back) achy-breaky-bad-mistakey ape drape backpack (SASSY Krue) beaver paddle bi-level business in the front, party in the back (whorehouse cut) camaro cut canadian passport coupe longueuil (Canadian) el-camino hockey hair IROC cut kentucky waterfall longueuil manny missouri compromise mudflap neckwarmer ranchero SFLB(svelbie)=Short Front, Long Back STLB(stilbie)=Short Top, Long Back safety cut schlong (short+long) sho-lo shag shorty-longback soccer rocker squirrel pelt tennessee tophat yep-nope bla bla bla bla bla bla bla... mulletude (mu' li' tewd) the attitude that comes with the adornment of the mullet, behaviors can include the following: beating one's spouse, scowling or sneering at those who don't have mullets, engaging in fights on a regular basis (preferably with those who are not part of the mullet brotherhood), stealing, pedophilia, listening to butt-rock, attending monster truck rallies, driving a Chevrolet Camaro (model years 1970-1993) or mini-truck, snorting crank, working in construction, misogyny, getting angry at the drop of a hat, date rape, speaking in an inappropriately loud voice... ------------------------------ Mark my words: It will come in fashion again. :( /Mats P.S. There's also [i]The Skullet[/i] - a balding mullet. P.S. 2 Can a lady also be a Mulletard? http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later!
kenglish Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 ..........."popular hairstyle in West Valley City, Utah." :D Anyone who says that "Crime doesn't pay", obviously isn't doing it right.
Charlie-brm Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 Those are priceless Mats, thanks. I saw a jet black classic "Canadian Passport" on a tow truck driver also sporting a full on moustache/goatee thing. Scary dude. "Oh look at the time, it's 2003!" There must be a list of names for that bush mouth look too. It's OK to tempt fate. Just don't drop your drawers and moon her.
Jeff Klopmeyer Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Charlie-brm: [b]"Oh look at the time, it's 2003!"[/b][/quote]How is it possible that any guy could wake up today, look into the mirror, see that mullet and think, "Damn, I look good"? Anything is cooler than a mullet. Afro. Bald. Mohawk. Preppy guy normal. Anything. I'd rather be wearing big/long 80s hair than hockey hair in 2003, if that was my only choice. - Jeff Marketing Communications for MI/Pro Audio My solo music and stuff They Stole My Crayon
Jotown Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 Ha..... Those were great Matt's. :) Jotown:) "It's all good: Except when it's Great"
Mats Olsson. Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 Yikes! Did you know that you can get a [url=http://www.mulletwigs.net/]Mullet Wig[/url] ? (Something to wear at the next MP dinner?) --------------- Meet Mr. Grady Nations: [img]http://www.ratemymullet.com/mullets/69.jpg[/img] Name: Grady Nations Email: grady@lessthansalvageablerecords.com Age: 29 Location: Music City, Tennessee What is your favorite animal? Why?: I like cats, their nice and soft and curvy. They purr when ya stroke 'em. Yes sir, just niiiice and sloooooow. Mmm hmm. If you won $10,000,000 what would you do?: Hot damn! Then I'd be able to finance the distribution of my new record If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?: Graceland! Woooeee! Oh yeah I'm goin' to Graceland, in Memphis Tennesee, I'm going to Graceland! What do you look for in a guy/girl?: I like a woman that can make a grown man cry, if it wasn't obvious enough! What is the most romantic thing a guy/girl could ever do for you?: Make me -a grown man- cry! Hey it hasn't happened yet but I can't wait! If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?: I would make as many copies of my album as I could, to be my legacy! If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?: I wish more grown men would cry, it really helps us get in touch with our feelings. What is your favorite food?: Grits! What do you consider to be your best trait: My songs are gifts straight from the Lord Above, uh-huh! Who or what is the most important thing in your life?: My music, and my guitar...her name is Francine! What is your favorite website?: [url=http://www.MY_MUSIC_CAREER_IS_PATHETIC.com]www.MY_MUSIC_CAREER_IS_PATHETIC.com[/url] -------------------------------- Isn't it sad when cousins marry? /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later!
Wewus432 Posted January 5, 2003 Author Posted January 5, 2003 What in the hail is up with that guys head?
BP3 Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 Jimmy says mullets are badd!!! [img]http://mullet-mullets.bunchajerks.com/28.jpg[/img]
Mats Olsson. Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 Mullet music: WESLEY WILLIS - [url=http://www.woodpecker.net/go/music?download=492]Cut Your Mullet[/url] THE VANDALS - [url=http://www.woodpecker.net/go/music?download=493]I Have An Ape Drape[/url] NERF HERDER - [url=http://www.woodpecker.net/go/music?download=494]Santa\'s Got A Mullet[/url] FIVE IRON FRENZY - [url=http://www.woodpecker.net/go/music?download=495]The Phantom Mullet[/url] GARTH BROOKS - [url=http://www.woodpecker.net/go/music?download=517]Tribute to Dale Earnhardt[/url] /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later!
BP3 Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 Murf sez "My mullet makes me a sexy beast!" [img]http://www.mulletsgalore.com/picturebooks/!pix/fuck_you_3/stagle.gif[/img]
DWBass Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 Check out the movie, Joe Dirt!! David Spade wears a killer mullet! www.myspace.com/thefunkfather
G. Ratte Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 [quote] What is your favorite website?: [url=http://www.MY_MUSIC_CAREER_IS_PATHETIC.com]www.MY_MUSIC_CAREER_IS_PATHETIC.com[/url] [/quote]Oh man. Why, oh why, is that not a real website? Somebody could do something really funny with that. G. Ratte' http://www.cultdeadcow.com
Mats Olsson. Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by gratte: [b][QUOTE] Oh man. Why, oh why, is that not a real website? Somebody could do something really funny with that.[/b][/quote]Yes, and it would also give you a pretty cool e-mail adress as well! (Imagine this: BritneySpears@MY_MUSIC_CAREER_IS_PATHETIC ) /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later!
The Bear Jew Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 Mullets... are funny. Years ago, my buddies (three of us) and I were stomped badly by a bunch of angry, mullet-headed guys (about eight of them). Why? Because we were a "bunch of punk rock faggot pussy faggot sissy queers." After that, I hated everyone with a mullet. That was a long time ago. I'm a grown-up now (or so I tell myself). I found out that a lot of very cool people have mullets -- a lot of my butch lesbian friends have mullets. For them, it's a way to be both feminine and masculine at the same time. A lot of my Hispanic friends also have mullets. It's a sort of cultural thing for them... I don't try to figure that one out. A lot of my Russian/Ukranian friends have mullets... they're just kind of naive about style. Bottom line: It's not the mullet that makes a person an asshole -- it's the person UNDER the mullet. However, the mullet itself is often a good indicator that there's an asshole onder it. \m/ Erik "To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." --Sun Tzu
Gus Lozada Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by Jeff, TASCAM Guy: [b]How is it possible that any guy could wake up today, look into the mirror, see that mullet and think, "Damn, I look good"? [/b][/quote]That was sooo funny ! :D Músico, Productor, Ingeniero, Tecnólogo Senior Product Manager, América Latina y Caribe - PreSonus at Fender Musical Instruments Company Instagram: guslozada Facebook: Lozada - Música y Tecnología www.guslozada.com
strat0124 Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 That hairstyle is a little more humorous on women. A friend of mine said (her words not mine) that its the international dyke haircut. I guess she can say that since she identifies with that segment of America. But I have to chuckle everytime I see a woman sporting that cut, and I think of her, the sweety that she is. :) Our singer Big Al (not a lesbian), had a mullet for many years, and just last year his wife convinced him to cut it off. He's been mullet free and now has this secret hankering to go see Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and other evil sorcery. Where am I goin with this? Explain Wewuss...... :) Down like a dollar comin up against a yen, doin pretty good for the shape I'm in
velvetoceansound Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 OK, fine, I'll cut my mullet. I can take a hint. But just for your information, I DO look damn good in it.
Mats Olsson. Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 Velvet, I dare you topost some pics! Now, dammit. /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later!
schmee Posted January 7, 2003 Posted January 7, 2003 a [url=http://www.schmee.biz/backdoor/miscaudio/deadhorse-web.mp3]cranked-out Vallejo mullet[/url] ("deadhorse", the mp3) :wave: --_ ______________ _ "Self-awareness is the key to your upheaval from mediocrity."
Jeff Klopmeyer Posted January 7, 2003 Posted January 7, 2003 If you think that we Southern Californians are all too cool, thereby escaping the mullet phenomenon, there is a particular area about 50 miles inland (called the Inland Empire, for some reason) near the city of Riverside in the 909 area code that still has mullets galore. Mullets here, mullets there. Mullets everywhere. Short in front, long in back, is that the way you wear your hair? Are you showing that you're kinetic, or that your head is schizophrenic? With fragile ego about to burst, the balding skullet is perhaps the worst. Chalk it up to taste, I say, or blame it all on Billy Ray. In any case (cause Jeff says so), the age of mullets has to go. - Jeff Marketing Communications for MI/Pro Audio My solo music and stuff They Stole My Crayon
BP3 Posted January 7, 2003 Posted January 7, 2003 My wife says my mullet is [b]hot![/b] [img]http://www.mkluth.com/mk2.gif[/img]
schmee Posted January 7, 2003 Posted January 7, 2003 [url=http://www.schmee.biz/backdoor/timeandbass/anniewarbass-web.mp3]ain\'t never gonna die[/url] (mp3) :wave: --_ ______________ _ "Self-awareness is the key to your upheaval from mediocrity."
The Bear Jew Posted January 7, 2003 Posted January 7, 2003 My buddy wrote a song called "Marcus Mullet." Here are the lyrics: Marcus Mullet Struttin' at the mall Marcus Mullett likes to make himself be seen Probably sportin' all-black T-Shirt that says "Austin 3:16" The subject has a mustache Which is never really combed When he's drinking cheap beer he says he's really, really stoned He's into alot of music as long as its not pop He's into Warrant, Judas Priest and sometimes ZZ Top In his Thunderbird he turns the volume up to its limit Blasting songs in the night about fast cars and fast woman He's got a mullett Yeah he does He can't help it No he can't he's got a helmet On his head He can't help it No he can't For a long time the mustache has been a sign of power Police men, firefighters and even a lot of failures But if you add a mullett on to the top of your head You can best be sure that you look like a fuckin' derelict Mississippi mudflap, Louisiana waterfall Why wear one when you can just wear em' all? I'm going to a concert, we're goin' on a mullett hunt Grab yourself a camera and roll yourself a Philly blunt He's got a mullett Yeah he does He can't help it No he can't He's got a helmet On his head He can't help it No he can't \m/ Erik "To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." --Sun Tzu
Gtoledo3 Posted January 7, 2003 Posted January 7, 2003 TThe term "mullet" was coined by the beastie boys, who popularized it in their song, "Mullet Head." I think the Twain thing is just coincidence. The Beastie Boys even wrote a long essay called something like "Mullets Throughout History" that was featured in their magazine, Grand Royal, back in 93 or 94. Want mix/tracking feedback? Checkout "The Fade"- www.grand-designs.cc/mmforum/index.php The soon-to-be home of the "12 Bar-Blues Project"
Jeff Klopmeyer Posted January 8, 2003 Posted January 8, 2003 [quote]Originally posted by GT3: [b]TThe term "mullet" was coined by the beastie boys, who popularized it in their song, "Mullet Head."[/b][/quote]Not even. "Mullet" was in use going back to the early '80s...pre-Beasties. - Jeff Marketing Communications for MI/Pro Audio My solo music and stuff They Stole My Crayon
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