OT-What Vile Disgusting Thing Have You Done Or Witnessed That Scarred You For Life?

[Wewus432]

If you've commited any felonies it'll go easier on you if you go ahead and confess.

[not Cereal]

one time, at band camp, thewewus took over my mind and body and wrote songs about lobster tails. then he went and killed everyone named troll, especially the ones with bowling balls and licking. see how there's no balls? then one time, at band camp, i posed as bill fester and caused a big doo-doo mess. then one time, when i was 9, at band camp, i was mad at my mom so i opened the front door and slammed it really hard so it looked like i left. then i hid in the closet while the police came. BONK!

[Gtoledo3]

I saw I guy get his head shot off. I also saw a porn at a young age that has made me have a fixation on oral sex. Say la vi. :p

[LawrenceF]

I saw my wife without makeup... Lawrence

[KenElevenShadows]

I sat through all of "Rocky V".

[Wewus432]

What'd you say about my llama?

[not Cereal]

ques es pedro soy llama?

[Charlie-brm]

At Christmas dinner just this week, the gentleman to my left took my fork and proceeded to use it with his right hand, insisting it was his because forks are placed to the right of the place setting! I must still be in shock, or in the denial phase, because actually it doesn't bother me that much.

[Wewus432]

I think the proper response in that situation would have been to grab the nearest unused fork and impale his hand to the table with it, but I'm sure you knew that. Maybe you'll react differently next time.

[S. Cruz]

I too saw Lawrence's wife without makeup.

[captain54]

I was in a public urinal once in a hotel and a famous actor who was the star of very popular sitcom in 60's was in the urinal next to me and out of the corner of my eye I caught him trying to take a peek at my willy....

[miroslav]

A few OT threads that I've read on this forum have definitely scarred me for life... :eek:

[Dak Lander]

I actually read a previous post by the wewus. I'll never be the same. God help us, one and all...

[D. Gauss]

i sat through Rocky V in a public urinal with Lawrence F's wife and a llama while wearing no make-up..... -d. gauss

[rickpowell]

[quote]Originally posted by d gauss: [b]i sat through Rocky V in a public urinal with Lawrence F's wife and a llama while wearing no make-up..... -d. gauss[/b][/quote]While a famous '60's sitcom star was trying to peek at your willy... RP

[Bunny,]

Ditto on Lawrence's wife.

[D. Gauss]

[quote]Originally posted by rickpowell: [b]While a famous '60's sitcom star was trying to peek at your willy... RP[/b][/quote]naw, he wasn't a sitcom star, but he was famous... had some eurotrash hits in the 80's/90's... he kept looking at me (or maybe it was the llama) while holding his tallywacker and saying "you gotta have faith...." -d. gauss

[phaeton]

When i as a kid, i saw my puppy get run over. That messed me up for a while. About 8-9 years ago i saw a 13-year old riding his bike get hit by a station wagon and then run over by a pickup truck in the opposite lane. This gave me nightmares, and the instant replay looped in my mind long enough that i considered seeking counseling..... and of course, some of the stuff i've seen on LSD have certainly changed my outlook on things... for better or for worse. Probably worse.

[patrick_dont_fret]

[quote]Originally posted by d gauss: [b] [quote]Originally posted by rickpowell: [b]While a famous '60's sitcom star was trying to peek at your willy... RP[/b][/quote]naw, he wasn't a sitcom star, but he was famous... had some eurotrash hits in the 80's/90's... he kept looking at me (or maybe it was the llama) while holding his tallywacker and saying "you gotta have faith...." -d. gauss[/b][/quote]That's possibly one of the sickest things I've had in my mind in a long time. Actually, no, but you wouldn't want to know about it. Really.

[LawrenceF]

[quote]Originally posted by S. Cruz: [b]I too saw Lawrence's wife without makeup.[/b][/quote]HEY! :mad: Lawrence

[D. Gauss]

[quote]Originally posted by phaeton: [b]When i as a kid, i saw my puppy get run over. That messed me up for a while. .[/b][/quote]i never referred to it as "my puppy," but i can feel your pain since i lost my penis in a bizarre gardening accident many years ago..... -d. gauss

[patrick_dont_fret]

[quote]Originally posted by d gauss: [b] [quote]Originally posted by phaeton: [b]When i as a kid, i saw my puppy get run over. That messed me up for a while. .[/b][/quote]i never referred to it as "my puppy," but i can feel your pain since i lost my penis in a bizarre gardening accident many years ago..... -d. gauss[/b][/quote]I didn't need to know that, dickh... Er, Richardhead. That was too much info...

[Alndln]

[quote]Originally posted by TheWewus: [b]What Vile Disgusting Thing Have You Done [/b][/quote]After a night of drinking and no sleep and a series of plane rides,we went to the local music store to rent equipment.After choosing the gear we were standing around in the parking lot and I guess after all the beer/disgusting food/coffe/altitude, out came the longest and gut wrenching "Fart" ever witnessed.Even the salesman across the lot all of a sudden started saying,"oh god,what the hell is that smell??" It hasn't "scarred" me or anything,just a treasured memory. :D

[Wewus432]

Damn gauss, sorry to hear about [b]your puppy[/b]. Do you have a prosthetic device now?

[Dan South]

[quote]Originally posted by GT3: [b] Say la vi. :p [/b][/quote]No. C'est la vie. Just can't keep that S/N ratio down, can we?

[Alndln]

[quote]Originally posted by Dan South: [b]C'est la vie. [/b][/quote]My exact words,since the scene of my crime was in Quebec.I didn't help though.I didn't think that cutting the "Fromage" as such a serious crime,especially when it smelt like roses,at least to me anyway! :D

[Mats Olsson.]

I honestly believe that most of us has been severely scarred by television, for better or worse. /Mats

[Chip McDonald]

[quote]Originally posted by Mats_Olsson: [b]I honestly believe that most of us has been severely scarred by television, for better or worse.[/b][/quote]This is probably true. I remember one morning waking up about maybe 8-10 years ago, it was going to be a perfectly fine day, turning on CNN... ...and seeing this guy get run over by a train. He'd been protesting something or another, and couldn't get off the tracks in time. CNN showed it. Nowadays you expect to see anything on tv; that wasn't always the case. Just last year I saw a person's face get removed on some sort of surgery show on tv, just flipping the channels, and then WOOOMP. Actually, that kind of crap is really, really repugnant and you never know when one of those shows are going to be on. It's quite horrific seeing how seemingly callous a surgeon is with a human, shoving some sort of arthroscopic device around under the skin like he's trying to remove a seatcover from an old Ford or something. Disgusting. Vile? Some things on the Anna Nicole show. Scarred me? Saw a friend get hit by a car last year; he made it, three people in the other car died. Had that on instant mental replay for a long while. (snip) I had a big long list but have decided to edit it; this is a negative topic that serves no good purpose.

[Wewus432]

[quote]Originally posted by Dan South: [b] [quote]Originally posted by GT3: [b] Say la vi. :p [/b][/quote]No. C'est la vie. Just can't keep that S/N ratio down, can we?[/b][/quote]Oh sorry, let's talk about the weather in Oregon. That's much more interesting to everyone.

[midispaceho]

Saw a Chihuahua get his head torn clean off by a pitbull. It didn't really scare me, but it is the first time anyone brought their dead dog into me in 2 boxes.