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I am so sick its not even funny


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[quote]Originally posted by GT3: [b] [quote]Originally posted by TheWewus: [b]Yeah I had myself laughing on that one. I just hope that coaster remembered to drink his cat piss today.[/b][/quote]It works better if you lick the cat anus afterwards.[/b][/quote]True, another secret for breaking up chest congestion is to coat your chest with lard, preferably some that's been in the deep fryer of a fast food place for a few years. Many places will give you the lard for free in exchange for cleaning out the fryer, do not use vegetable oil. If you can't get fryer lard you can butcher a goat and use the fat from that. Coat your whole body then go back to that bar where you caught the original disease, just to show them you can't keep a good man down.
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[quote]Originally posted by dBunny: [b]Hey, Jeff...Generally speaking, you are so sick it's funny! :p [/b][/quote]Ah, yes...I'd not considered the mental health aspect of sickness and the ensuing hilarity. :p :eek: :freak: - Jeff
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