OT: ass whoopin' and other stuff

[mark_dog]

I just got back from a school hockey game. I got into a fight. These guys approached me and my friends and they were laughing. The one said "do it man," and then one of the others punched me in the gut. They laughed. When I got up my friends said "what the hell was that for!" and i was pissed. One of the other guys said "Whoop his ass!" then the kid just jumped me and he was throwing punches. I threw him off of me and punched him in the face. He just kept attacking me and finally i just punched him in the nose and he was bleeding. My friends pulled him off of me ecause he was really pissed. Why the hell did this bastard do this? Was he just trying to prove himself in front of his friends? His dad came up and started yelling in my face because he didn't see what his son did. I tried to tell him but he wouldn't listen. Whatever the bastards friends admitted to what happened but I'm still all bruised up. What would you have done in this situation?

[Ed A.]

The first rule of Fight Club is you do NOT talk about Fight Club

[sbrock1san.rr.com]

A fight at a hockey game ? No, say it isn't so. :rolleyes:

[KHAN]

[quote]Originally posted by php: [b]The first rule of Fight Club is you do NOT talk about Fight Club[/b][/quote]10 pts.

[Tedster]

WHYDIDMYMESSAGEJUSTDISAPPEAR???? No fucking shit...I just typed half a page. I scrolled down to refer to your message and when I scrolled back up everything I typed was gone. First rule...to repeat what I just said...always be ready for an attack. Theoretically, when someone approaches you and gets within an arms' length...attack. In reality, however, at least be ready to block his attack. Once that turns into a reality, don't punch and then step back. Strike and keep the distance close, right on him. Take some martial arts classes. They're fun, good exercise, and they'll give you the skills you need to keep buttfuckers like that at bay. Brazilian Jiujitsu is a great style, but there might not be a school in your area. Jiujitsu, Aikido, and styles like that may be what you're looking for. I kind of like Kenpo, it teaches specific responses to a given attack. Go for it, Markdog-San.

[KHAN]

[quote]Originally posted by The Tedster of Christmas Present: [b]WHYDIDMYMESSAGEJUSTDISAPPEAR????[/b][/quote]I did it with my mind. :freak:

[aeon]

in a situation where someone was on top of me punching me, I would take a no-holds-barred approach and try to put my fingers in his eyesockets, crush his windpipe, or kick his knee out...something to inflict grievous bodily harm such that he would stop punching, and he would never do it again because of the memory he would have. now, I would like to say that I would turn the other cheek, and I know in my heart of hearts that is the right thing to do. but I grew up in a household where I was regularly physically abused. I have post-traumatic stress disorder. I have a depth of rage in me that even I am afraid of...and I know that if someone attacked me like that, it would come out, and years of repressed emotion would pour out on their sorry head. I live in fear of just such a situation, because I am afraid I would do something I would regret afterward. :( so if I was in a situation where I got fucked with like that, I would have a stress reaction, become depersonalized and show that human being what suffering was. not because I am a tough guy...I am not...but because I don’t have a good sense of boundaries.

[not coaster MODERATOR]

or...next time maybe offer him a cookie or some m&m's or something. on second thought, shmack him with yer shtick!

[patrick_dont_fret]

I just don't get myself into situations that would call for a good whoopin'. Otherwise, I'd run like hell.

[Alndln]

[quote]Originally posted by markdog the vuh- geh- tehbel:[b]What would you have done in this situation [/b][/quote]1:)Don't get "Coaster" and his bad ass gang on your wrong side 2:)Hire Jimmy "the mouth of the south" Hart as your manager.

[not Cereal]

i'd never be on mark's bad side, i like mark and think he is cool for talkin' so well with those that are twice his age group here. too bad that shit happens mark, there aint no reason for it and we all been through it. that shit ENDS in college unless YOU do it. sumpin about that age, full of passion and need for power. sometimes it comes out all wrong like it did on you. sue the bastard - you got witnesses!

[Chip McDonald]

[quote]Originally posted by Coaster: [b]sue the bastard - you got witnesses![/b][/quote]Really, that's the deal. The bozo thinks he's still in high school - sue him.

[Bunny,]

Markdog, you're like family to us. And I'll tell ya one thing: nobody disrespects my family. If this happens again, you make sure to let me know, and I'll have my boys make an example out of him. ------------------------ And that's all I gotta say about that.

[not Cereal]

capone, why dont you just be who you are? we dont buy it anymore, we all know whats going on. be one person

[Bunny,]

Of course everyone knows, I'm the one who posted my identities, remember? Some will occasionally come out, depending on the thread and my mood. In this case, I felt it was time for Capone to exert some muscle. Clearly markdog needed some support, and I don't let any of my mafioso go unsupported. ------------------------- And that's all I gotta say about that.

[KHAN]

[quote]Originally posted by Coaster: [b]capone, why dont you just be who you are? we dont buy it anymore, we all know whats going on. be one person[/b][/quote] [url=http://www.musicgearnetwork.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=18;t=005657]I hear ya ![/url]

[not Cereal]

wow! a nearly one-person thread. [voice of hank hill] "that boys [i]Just Not Right![/i] "

[Bunny,]

That one was a special case. ;) It was just too easy to have fun with that one.

[KHAN]

ya gotta be a little schitzo to make it in the[i] "I'm a loser, ain't got no life" [/i] troll business, I'll tell ya that! :rolleyes:

[Bunny,]

That's the truth!

[mark_dog]

[quote]Originally posted by Chip McDonald: [b] [quote]Originally posted by Coaster: [b]sue the bastard - you got witnesses![/b][/quote]Really, that's the deal. The bozo thinks he's still in high school - sue him.[/b][/quote]we are in high school! :) anyway he is really pissed. He called at 2 o'clock this morning and siad he is going to kill me. I didn't take him seriously but ill still have to watch my back. thanks for all the replies :thu:

[midispaceho]

Just fight back hard. I was never very big in high school (6" 130 lbs) and I was the city kid that moved into the redneck school. Everyone wanted to kick my ass. I had to fight a lot and I never lost a fight. That always supprised me. After the second football player to get embarresed by losing to me it quieted down significantly. Its all rage. Don't be afraid. Just let loose. Fuck those guys. That shit is so fucking stupid. The dude feels totally inadequate and is trying to proove himself by intimidating you. If he threatened your life, consider pressing charges. Thats how I do it now. Unfortunatly I have had several people threaten to kill me in the past few years and I file charges on all of them. Never heard anything from them after I did that.

[Tedster]

Be with friends, Markdog. You are in high school, huh? You go to school with this loser, or is he from a rival school? As someone else posted...soft targets...the eyes, adam's apple, groin, etc. You don't have time to be "macho". Take the motherfucker out with whatever means you have available. Remember, it's also relatively easy to kick a knee out of joint ...from the side. Use a side kick motion and rake down the side of his calf after the kick (with your foot). Hitting someone with an extended knuckle (like flipping the bird from a fist and then tucking your middle finger almost all the way back and supporting it with your thumb) in the temple can be devastating. If someone grabs your arms from behind so someone can punch you from the front, wait until the motherfucker gets close and kick him as hard as you can in the nuts. Then back kick the motherfucker behind you. If this asshole threatened to kill you, take it seriously...in other words, protect yourself by any means possible. Be ready for an attack from any angle at any time. And get yourself in some martial arts classes as soon as you can.

[Wow]

I learned a few good lessons from an ass beatin'. I have had a couple along the way. Read a book called the "art of war". After that, learn to play chess . Always be three moves ahead of the problem.

[mark_dog]

[quote]Originally posted by The Tedster of Christmas Present: [b]Be with friends, Markdog. You are in high school, huh? You go to school with this loser, or is he from a rival school? [/b][/quote]I ve seen him at school before. He seemed like a jackass, annoying, loud. I'm with friends wherever I go anyway. We are about the same size. 6'3" 170 lbs. yep big. I dunno what the hell he was thinking. He was probably just trying to show off to his friends. Later I found out he is my girlfriends ex! Damn! She's hates him. i think I won because I wasn't the one crying in the end. I seen this guy around I don't think he means he's going to kill me, just try again. Oh funny thing, the cops were watching us the whole time and laughing! Bastard cops. :)

[Tedster]

Fuck the cops. If you'd been out of high school and someone had come up and hit you and you hit 'em back, the cops would have arrested you, not him. Sorry, but, I don't trust cops at all. They're supposed to be the "protectors of society". What they really are is the "protectors of corrupt city government"...and often they aren't much better than the asshole criminals. A lady is in jail here in KC, along with two other guys, for killing her husband. Why? Because the bastard beat her and abused her for years. Every time she'd file a complaint with the cops, they'd say they couldn't do anything, and then he'd find out and beat her up. So she got sick of it and had a couple of guys do a "Goodbye Earl" number on him. Now, she's in jail. All of it could have been avoided if the cops had done their job.

[mark_dog]

I agree I was just using that as an example of how cops suck.

[patrick_dont_fret]

Two words---tittie twisters!!!!

[Tedster]

[quote]Originally posted by C.M.: [b]Always be three moves ahead of the problem.[/b][/quote]Precisely. And realize that there's no shame in avoiding a problem. There's a difference between bravery and stupidity. Getting the snot kicked out of you by three guys just because you don't want anyone calling you a wuss is stupid. Getting your ass kicked by three guys despite fighting your hardest because you had absolutely no other choice (including leaving the scene) is a different matter. That said, first rule, know your enemy. Know his capability. Know his weapons, meaning know how he fights.

[Rog]

Here are some possible solutions: In the short term, hurt the bastard by kicking him inbetween his legs, hard. Grab his little finger and pull it back so it either dislocates or breaks - hardly life-threatening but he won't come after you again. Pull his hair, bite him, etc. He started this so he deserves to be bitten and have chunks of hair missing! I don't recommend eye-gauging as someone suggested. No dumb teenager deserves to be blinded for the rest of their life. That's stupid advice. Also short term: Talk to your parents and get some advice. They should understand your situation way better than a bunch of people on the internet and you might be surprised at how helpful they are. I don't know about where you are, but schools take bullying very seriously over here. Report the fuckers. Most martial arts, in the long term, are very beneficial for self defence, general fitness and self-esteem. They won't work overnight and, chances are, you'll get decked if you try that stuff before you're ready to. By all means, take one up but don't expect miracles :) All of the above is worth thinking about but just be careful. It's easy to deal with these bastards over in this country ... they don't have access to guns.