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Well, I prefer creating music to having sex. To me, having sex is kind of waste of time. (but I have to, sometimes.. well, I do it often... almost everyday. lots of sex drive.) Some might say having sex is the most pleasurable thing on the earth. But, isn't it a little sad? What do you think?
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You are on some serious crack. The reason most of us started out on this insane path of music, was to get chicks. So, sex over music. Sorry.

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You are on some serious crack. The reason most of us started out on this insane path of music, was to get chicks. So, sex over music. Sorry.

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[quote]Originally posted by Rikia: [b]What do you think?[/b][/quote]Look,my girlfriends here,are you trying to start another war?
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Just make sure that when tell a blonde drummer to.. "Beat it!".. that she's sitting in front of her kit! ;) Q. What's the worst thing about being a blonde in a band? A. Putting the condom on the SM58! :D
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After hours of making music, I'm ready for sex. After hours of sex, I'm ready to make some music.

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If I think about the essence of sex at its best, and then I think about the essence of music at its best, I see no difference, for indeed, they are one and the same...expressions of the divine. so how may I make a choice when there is but one? :)
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Sex and music creation are The Jeebus' two biggest passions. Because of this, it would only seem natural to want to combine them into one singular activity. So I asked my wife what she thought of this: I wanted her to sit on the bottom tier of my Ultimate Apex keyboard stand, while I cranked the top tier holding my Triton, all the way up to the top. Thus leaving enough room for the fun to begin. Unfortunately she didn't go for it, but I'm going to keep pushing for this. I'll be sure to let you know if it happens. ------------------------ Your Friendly Neighborhood Jeebus
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[quote]Originally posted by Dan South: [b]After hours of making music, I'm ready for sex. After hours of sex, I'm ready to make some music.[/b][/quote]Amén !!! :thu:

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I guess the answer depends on who I am having sex with. :idea:

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(Rodney Dangerfield voice): Actually, my wife prefers my creating music to having sex. And she [i]hates[/i] my music...
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Sex and music are related,find out here: [url=http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/Sexandmusic.html]Sex and Music[/url]
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[quote]Originally posted by dBunny: [b] [quote]Originally posted by aeon: [b]...I see no difference, for indeed, they are one and the same...expressions of the divine.[/b][/quote]thump, thump, thump, thump...[/b][/quote]Never ask a bunny about having sex. That's all they do. They multiply faster than Ashley's aliases... :D
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I started playing music at 8 years old, starting having sex when I was 13 years old. Of course I didn't have a partner till much later! :)
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[quote]Originally posted by The Tedster of Christmas Present: [b]I like creating music WHILE having sex.[/b][/quote]Me too body slapping beats :D
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If you ever do have sex with nachos, you must let the chips soften up a bit or else you get salty scratches all over your naughty bits. Just a tip.
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At the moment, I much prefer makign music to having sex, because I don't have a girlfriend. I want some music, I just go to the back of the house. I saw a comedian once who said, "You know the old credo, 'Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll!' Well, AIDS came along, so we don't have sex quite like we used to, and a lot of people have realized drugs are bad for you and quit doing drugs. So now all we have left is the rock and roll, and we're starting to find out... the rock and roll just isn't as good without the sex and drugs!"

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well i usually prefer sex, but since my divorce :cry: music has been my therapy,it is amazing how it has kept me sane.of course, all i write are depressing tunes but in time all be back. midimonk
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[quote]Originally posted by midimonk: [b]well i usually prefer sex, but since my divorce :cry: [/b][/quote]Well... after MY divorce I have had more sex and music than ever :D ... :thu:

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[quote]Originally posted by The Tedster of Christmas Present: [b](Rodney Dangerfield voice): Actually, my wife prefers my creating music to having sex. And she [i]hates[/i] my music...[/b][/quote]BWAAAHAAAHAAA! :D It all depends on the siggy's mood now doesn't it? Mine happens to hate my music too. Funny, others like it. :confused:

 

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Well, I agree with you.. kind of. Of course I prefer having sex to making music, but you know.. it's like having dinner. Something we,(esp, men) have to do. I've just thought about it. I have absolutely no dear memories about having sex. I've had lot's of good memories with making music, palying music with my friends.. So.. which one do I prefer? It's not something we can choose!!

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