Rog Posted December 19, 2002 Posted December 19, 2002 What do you do when you want to rip a client's still-beating heart out of his chest and show it to him before he dies? "That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." - Banky Edwards.
Abnorm Posted December 19, 2002 Posted December 19, 2002 Use a spoon rather than a knife to rip out his heart, because it'll be slower allowing you to enjoy his screams that much longer! :D Yes, spreading holiday cheer is what I'm all about! :freak:
Hanshananigan Posted December 19, 2002 Posted December 19, 2002 At first, I thought, "ah, here's a post I can finally help with- use my therapist skills of relaxation and stress relief training to help a poor bloke in his hour of distress." But then, the spoon idea made so much sense, I had a moment of clarity where I felt at peace with the universe, where revenge was sweet and deep breaths while counting to ten were for my mom and conflagrated monks protesting the war. So, for your client: how about creating one track that includes a message as a loop throughout his/her song (like, "(client's name) rapes sheep! Suuuuuuui!") at a very specific bandwidth and reduce the eq for that bandwidth for other tracks, so that when mixed down you cant hear the message unless you reduce the other bands via eq and boost that particular one?
KHAN Posted December 19, 2002 Posted December 19, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Rog: [b]What do you do when you want to rip a client's still-beating heart out of his chest and show it to him before he dies?[/b][/quote]Don't edit yourself. :D So Many Drummers. So Little Time...
patrick_dont_fret Posted December 19, 2002 Posted December 19, 2002 I think you should try some of my herbal, mon. Works for me, mon. Actually, spoons suck for cutting out someone's heart. Unless you sharpen the sides of it!
Hippie Posted December 19, 2002 Posted December 19, 2002 If taking a deep breath and counting to 10 doesn't work, tell your Dr. about it. He/She will give you a bottle of little football shaped meds., you wont have a worry in the world. ...Everything is beautiful...hoo dee do dee doo dee dum..... :cool: ;) In two days, it won't matter.
BNC Posted December 19, 2002 Posted December 19, 2002 I just administer a dose of 2 wheeled Suzuki, always hits the spot ;) :D
Franknputer Posted December 19, 2002 Posted December 19, 2002 I love Hanshananigan's idea! ROTFL!! Here's another: [url=http://taat.fi/taat/porrasturvat/]Porrasturvat![/url]
mark_dog Posted December 19, 2002 Posted December 19, 2002 i usually smash stuff hammers for a small arguement put when I am really pissed I am force to bust out le' sledge
Tedster Posted December 20, 2002 Posted December 20, 2002 Yes, Hanshan's idea is great. And...lessee...no, you want to use a dull spoon. Like the same idea behind a hollow point bullet, only much slower. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
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