Phait Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 I went to the gas station a minute ago, and when I go to pay for my stuff, clerk says 'you see the guy in the first aisle?' I'm like 'no?' I turn around and see a guy passed out some stuff knocked over.. they said he's probably drunk but he was breathing and cops are on their way.. O_O wow.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dementia13 Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 I dunno...When I lived in Miami, you could pretty much walk past stuff like that every day and barely even notice. I used to get off work late, 2 or 3 a.m., and stop at this little all-night open-air place in downtown. One time, a guy was getting rowdy and had to be chased off with a baseball bat. When the police came to get him, the guy next to me turned to me and started telling me how he was going to get taken to the prison eighth floor, for psychiatric. He enthusiastically explained that he himself had just gotten released from there, and reached into his pocket to fish out his papers to prove it. "See- organic psychological disorder. I've got phizoscrenia.", all proud about it. Anyway, hate when that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dementia13 Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 Heh...the other guy that lives in my head tried to post at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Loving Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 The first time I saw somebody like that was years ago when I was getting a client out of jail [i'm a lawyer - day gig] in the old city jail. There was a street-type/homeless guy in the book-in section inert, passed out on the floor, and people were just stepping around, and stepping over, him. I was horrified. I thought he was dead. I said so to a jailer, and he laughed, and explained that the guy is a regular who was just drunk. Everybody but me knew him, and they just let him sleep it off on the floor. I swear he looked dead to me. "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaGe Posted September 14, 2003 Share Posted September 14, 2003 I'm sure you meant schizophrenia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dementia13 Posted September 15, 2003 Share Posted September 15, 2003 His actual word was "phizoscrenia". He repeated it a couple of times. I didn't bother to correct him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rylos Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 My son & I just spent about ten minutes watching two men trying to untangle Scooby-Doo from the driver's seat of the Mystery Machine van. Nope we're not on drugs. The local cable company here had a thing going on this afternoon where they gave away some ice-cream & such, and had someone in a Scooby-Doo costume. A local owns a van that's fixed up to look the the Mystery Machine, and they were going to get a picture of Scooby in the driver's seat. The costume was just plain-old too big & akward, and things sort-of started getting stuck & complicated. Thus began the adventure of extricating Scooby from the van. Good entertainment that you don't see everyday. Also got my photo taken with Scooby-Doo, after they got him out of the van. I don't watch the show, but when it's in real life right in front of you, it's different. "shit" happens. Success Takes Focus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouizel Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 Hoo-boy! Scooby extraction! That's goooood! **Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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