Zweite Version Posted November 30, 2002 Posted November 30, 2002 Saw that on some other Forum, thought I should share the fun: George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George B.: Great. Lay it on me. Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China. George B.: That's what I want to know. Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you. George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condoleeza R.: Yes. George B.: I mean the fellow's name. Condoleeza R.: Hu. George B.: The guy in China. Condoleeza R.: Hu. George B.: The new leader of China. Condoleeza R.: Hu. George B.: The Chinaman! Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China. George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name. George B.: That's who's name? Condoleeza R.: Yes. George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir. George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condoleeza R.: That's correct. George B.: Then who is in China? Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir. George B.: Yassir is in China? Condoleeza R.: No, sir. George B.: Then who is? Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir. George B.: Yassir? Condoleeza R.: No, sir. George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condoleeza R.: Kofi? George B.: No, thanks. Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi? George B.: No. Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi. George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir. George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condoleeza R.: Kofi? George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condoleeza R.: And call who? George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China. George B.: Will you stay out of China?! Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir. George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condoleeza R.: Kofi. George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condoleeza R.: Rice, here. George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. ;) ;) ;) "Ya gots to work with what you gots to work with". - Stevie Wonder
Alndln Posted November 30, 2002 Posted November 30, 2002 Bralalala Bralalala Bralalala Bralalala Bralalala Bralalala Bra.................... "A Robot Playing Trumpet Blows"
Jotown Posted November 30, 2002 Posted November 30, 2002 FYI That was on Sat Night Live this summer and has been posted on this board twice already. ;) Jotown:) "It's all good: Except when it's Great"
Zweite Version Posted November 30, 2002 Author Posted November 30, 2002 My bad. I never saw it before on this forum though, sorry about that. "Ya gots to work with what you gots to work with". - Stevie Wonder
patrick_dont_fret Posted November 30, 2002 Posted November 30, 2002 Bom bom bom bom!!!!! You people. I can't believe this!! Making fun of the people that are leading this country. You all should be ashamed!! Actually, keep it up. It's fun, and real funny to see this happen. As you were.
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