whitefang Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 You can find lots of funny stuff on the tube. I don't mean those professionally written and performed sitcoms and HBO specials, just the crap on those "talk" shows, like today's "Maury Povich". It was one of those "cheating boyfriend" shows. The three best "dumb-ass" excuses these brain-clogged guys gave: #3. Girl found condoms in boyfriend's pocket. She knows her and him don't use them, so why were they there? His excuse: "They belong to my friend." Why they weren't in the friend's pocket, he never said. #2. On Maury's hidden camera, this dude got near to ripping off the "decoy's" clothes and having at her on tape. His excuse: "It's not MY fault! SHE came onto ME!" #1. (drumroll, please) Guy was clomplaining that his girl made a big deal out of finding a pair of panties in his pocket. His claim: "I bought the panties for HER! I just bought the wrong SIZE is all!" No mention if she also found the reciept or the bag from the store in his pocket as well. You couldn't get better laughs with TEN chinese writers! This shit just cracks me up! You ever see other dumb stuff like this on the tube? Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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