Funny Stuff

[whitefang]

You can find lots of funny stuff on the tube. I don't mean those professionally written and performed sitcoms and HBO specials, just the crap on those "talk" shows, like today's "Maury Povich". It was one of those "cheating boyfriend" shows. The three best "dumb-ass" excuses these brain-clogged guys gave: #3. Girl found condoms in boyfriend's pocket. She knows her and him don't use them, so why were they there? His excuse: "They belong to my friend." Why they weren't in the friend's pocket, he never said. #2. On Maury's hidden camera, this dude got near to ripping off the "decoy's" clothes and having at her on tape. His excuse: "It's not MY fault! SHE came onto ME!" #1. (drumroll, please) Guy was clomplaining that his girl made a big deal out of finding a pair of panties in his pocket. His claim: "I bought the panties for HER! I just bought the wrong SIZE is all!" No mention if she also found the reciept or the bag from the store in his pocket as well. You couldn't get better laughs with TEN chinese writers! This shit just cracks me up! You ever see other dumb stuff like this on the tube? Whitefang

[Wow]

My wife watches Entertainment tonight. COMPLETE BULLSHIT!

[Bunny Knutson]

This is great. With what's been happening in the realm of personal freedoms, and the recent encroachment of those freedoms by a federal appeals court, all you schmucks can talk about is stupid TV shows? You have allowed yourself to fall into the very trap government conservatives want you to. Takes the mind off the really slimy stuff, and diverts the attention. Monday, a special three-judge panel overturned a May decision by the secret Foriegn Intelligence Surveilance court that certain surveillance provisions in the USA Patriot Act infringed on citizen's privacy. This essentially means the government will face fewer hurdles when it seeks to listen to telephone conversations and read e-mails involving people "suspected" of espionage or terrorist activity. Intelligence agencies and and criminal prosecuters will also be able to share data more freely. While many armchair patriots will hail this as a useful tool in the dicovery and apprehension of terrorists, bear in mind the government now has the means to circumvent judicial oversight, and the freedom to use the excuse of seeking terrorist information while poking their noses into the privacy of otherwise uninvolved citizens. The agency might not have any use for the information it gleens from someone's e-mail and phone calls in the "war" on terrorism, but now can shuttle that information to other agencies who would otherwise need to adhear to stricter judicial oversight and regulations to otherwise tap your phones and raid your e-mail files. And as there has been increasing practices of people being held without charge, set bail and formal arraignment, the police-state this ruling seems fitted for is closer than you might think. The fact that the surrender and shackling of our constitutional rights are foregone in the name of "Homeland Security" betrays a more heinous adgenda. In the past, we have been able to enjoy these constitutional rights without political molestation in the face of far more dangerous threats to our homeland safety and security. For many decades, we have faced the threat of enemies far superior in terms of weaponry, military might and strategic intuition than is posed by the dreaded Al Qaeda. And the now proposed freedom given the government in homeland spying on it's citezens was never felt to be a needed option to maintain protection of the American people. So, why now the need? Let's not hear any crap about how diabolical the muslim mind is, or the recent influx of Arabic immigration poses a threat due to not knowing who the real enemy is, or who really came to be a part of this nation. How many of you can honestly say they can tell, by looking, the difference between a soviet spy or the guy that works at the shoe store. Can you really tell on sight who is a red chinese agent, or the cook at the Red Dragon Buffet? I bet not. And don't try to claim we're playing a different game now with the kind of terrorist tactics muslim extremists use in the practice of their craft. If you honestly believe they are using anything new to terrorist practices, or that whatever they do has never before been done in the history of man, then I envy you. Such blissful ignorance is rarely found outside the realm of advanced Alzhiemer's or senile dementia. But go ahead. Talk about insipid TV shows. The FBI would get a good laugh at whatever you write to this website. You now know they'll be reading it along with your "private" e-mail. Give them a good show, will you? ~~~ Haha, just kidding Fang-o!

[Wewus432]

Geezus Bunny! I thought you had flipped. I was sitting here reading your post thinking what the freak is wrong with this guy I thought I kind of knew. Got me good on that one.

[Bunny Knutson]

I'm just a stupid smartass, and Whitefang is gonna kick my butt for [i]that[/i] one, I'm tellin ya!!! Trust me on that one. And I have it comin, too! :p Those are his words, cut and pasted from another thread. I just changed the parts about TV. C.M. and I were bickering about taxes, and Fang just unleashed on us! It's pretty funny, in retrospect. :D

[whitefang]

Not to worry, Bunny. No butt kickin' from here! I'm worried about that guy up there that's upset about this thread. It has nothing to do with falling into any trap. Just gotta lighten up now and then, ya know? Whitefang