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If recording tape is analogous to toilet paper, then CD'S are analogous to ______? What would you use, punk???? :D

Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table."

 

 

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That's not all I [i]"watch".[/i] ;) Now fill in da' blank, sister! :evil: [quote]Originally posted by Ashley Judd: [b]Someone's been watching Demolition Man.[/b][/quote]

Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table."

 

 

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[b]***SUBJECT CHANGE***[/b] [img]http://community.sonikmatter.com/synth/off.gif[/img] <~~~ Is this a light bulb.....or an elephant trying to get into a girdle?

Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table."

 

 

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If recording tape is analogous to toilet paper, then CD'S are analogous to [b]a water-pik?[/b] ?

Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table."

 

 

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[quote]Originally posted by Hippie: [b]sandpaper? ...(ouch!)[/b][/quote]Interesting Hippie dude, but I am looking for a truer analogy in regards to my original post. Your answer was [i]rough.[/i] ROFL.. :D (I am losing my mind, you know)

Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table."

 

 

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The bidet is a cooking answer, my boy! I like it! LOL (It ain't only for da' Frenchies) I love mine. Like personal water fountains in the privacy of your own home! [quote]Originally posted by patrick_dont_fret: [b] [quote] Originally posted by Lee Tyler: [b]If recording tape is analogous to toilet paper, then CD'S are analogous to ______?[/b] [/quote]A frisbee? A b'day (that thing the french use to clean their booties). Something else? I dunno?[/b][/quote]

Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table."

 

 

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What the frick are you talking about, Pat? [quote]Originally posted by patrick_dont_fret: [b]It's all gravy if you want to do this, but I really don't want to know about it. Back up off, punk.[/b][/quote]

Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table."

 

 

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It will be a matter of time before you begin to understand the reason for your journey. Most never make it back. You, and only you, can choose the path that leads you to the place where you will seek out the seer. Once you have made contact with the seer, you will rendezvous with all others on the same quest, but you will have to follow the explicit instructions given to you by the seer. Upon arrival at your destination, you will find out the true meaning of that which was, is, and will forever be. Go now, upon your journey. Only you can decide your fate, at which point you'll probably be pretty dang crazy. And you thought this would be something serious.
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We must, in the next place, investigate the subject of the dream, and first inquire to which of the faculties of the soul it presents itself, i.e. whether the affection is one which pertains to the faculty of intelligence, sense-perception, or mental masturbation; for these are the only faculties within us by which we acquire knowledge. If, then, the exercise of the faculty of sight is actual seeing, that of the auditory faculty, hearing, and, in general that of the faculty of sense-perception, perceiving; and if there are some perceptions common to the senses, such as figure, magnitude, motion, &c., while there are others, as colour, sound, taste, peculiar [each to its own sense]; and further, if all creatures, when the eyes are closed in sleep, are unable to see, and the analogous statement is true of the other senses, so that manifestly we perceive nothing when asleep; we may conclude that it is not by sense-perception we perceive a dream.

Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table."

 

 

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What kind of field are you in, Pat? (Serious question) [quote]Originally posted by patrick_dont_fret: [b]Dood, that was pretty heavy, man. Too bad I already knew that from a Psych class I took. Try again.[/b][/quote]

Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table."

 

 

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I'm a history major who's also minoring in BS (yes, a BS in BS). I'm thinking of changing my major, though, as I don't know if I want to be a teacher this day and age. Although God knows we need some half-witted teachers to get these kids up off their asses. Otherwise, I just sit around and play bass, and take the occasional herbal when necessary.
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Teaching is real tough, from what I can see going on out there. And as for salaries, oy! Most of these good educators deserve a bit more that they are compensated for. Herbal remedies are great! So are Bass remedies! Great combo. I'm there, dude. Can I offer you a taste? ---~ [quote]Originally posted by patrick_dont_fret: [b]I'm a history major who's also minoring in BS (yes, a BS in BS). I'm thinking of changing my major, though, as I don't know if I want to be a teacher this day and age. Although God knows we need some half-witted teachers to get these kids up off their asses. Otherwise, I just sit around and play bass, and take the occasional herbal when necessary.[/b][/quote]

Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table."

 

 

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Who knows what the shit REALLY goes for nowadays. I am generally a good boy. Generally. :) [quote]Originally posted by patrick_dont_fret: [b]Sure, what you got? Nugz? Schwag? Ghetty? Anthing worse than ghetty (I hope not.)? I am where I am I don't know where I've been Please stop me from crawling And don't call me Sam. Sorry... Anywho, what are the price ranges. I'm looking to buy 3 or 4 pounds.[/b][/quote]

Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table."

 

 

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