skynare Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Which one is favorite vehicle company for musicians? a. Ford b. GM c. Hyundai d. BMW Answer: b. GM (General MIDI) Oh~ it's really boring SUMMERDAY!! S K Y N A R E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP3 Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Bad joke - What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Originally posted by TinderArts: What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.... that was not BAD... That was SOOO CRUEL !! Músico, Productor, Ingeniero, Tecnólogo Senior Product Manager, América Latina y Caribe - PreSonus at Fender Musical Instruments Company Instagram: guslozada Facebook: Lozada - Música y Tecnología www.guslozada.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superbobus Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 What's the difference between a Volkswagen Golf and a soprano saxophone? You can tune the VW Golf... http://www.bobwijnen.nl Hipness is not a state of mind, it's a fact of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan O Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 AL GORE has been hired to make new loops for the Korg karma . They are going to market them as AL GORE RYTHMNS .....................................yeah ! www.esnips.com/web/SongsfromDanO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superbobus Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Great drum fill: GEORGE W. BUSHSHSHSHSH... (the double U is a triplet) http://www.bobwijnen.nl Hipness is not a state of mind, it's a fact of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpel Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 What do you say to a guitarist in a three piece suit? "Will the defendent please rise?" Conductor comes in to an orchestra and says, "okay we're going to be making some substantial changes. First of all, play the first movement up a half step, and the third movement down a whole step. Delete everything between measures 154 and 258. Movement 2 will now be played in 5/4, and movement 3 in 3/4. Everyone got it? And the "chick singer" said, "do you you have any changes for me?" To which the conductor replied, "No, honey, sing it just like you did yesterday." Check out the Sweet Clementines CD at bandcamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucktunes Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 A drummer from India comes to the U.S. to study music at Berklee. He stays the course, gets his degree, and returns to his native land. Soon he gets an audition with one of the area's most prominent bands. But after a few tunes, the bandleader stops the band and turns to the newly educated drummer. He says, "Listen, we very much appreciate you go to America and learn much about music. But we still need stronger backbeat on 9 and 17." Peace all, Steve ><> Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jojje Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Here´s my favourite: What do you call a guitarist who braks up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowly Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 I knew I shouldn`t have read this stuff. Now my boss knows I`m not working. LOL Kcbass "Let It Be!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superbobus Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 A symphony orchestra is rehearsing when suddenly the first bass player starts fighting with the violin section. The conductor interrupts and asks the bass player what's wrong. Bass player: once of those mothaf**kas has detuned my bass! Conductor: Well, what's the problem? Bass player: He doesn't wanna tell which string! http://www.bobwijnen.nl Hipness is not a state of mind, it's a fact of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Klopmeyer Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 Q: How do you get a guitarist to stop noodling? A: Put sheet music in front of him. Thanks ladies and germs, enjoy your meal...I'll be at Billy-Bob's House of Comedy on Tuesdays this month...try the veal...remember to tip your waitresses. - Jeff (yeah, I play guitar, shaddup) Marketing Communications for MI/Pro Audio My solo music and stuff They Stole My Crayon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan O Posted April 17, 2002 Share Posted April 17, 2002 Jeff , check your email ! dano www.esnips.com/web/SongsfromDanO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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