Mather Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 ATTENTION!!! DO YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT A MORON I AM?? CHECK OUT THIS LETTER!!! I am a complete idiot who has no idea about what goes on in these forums, nor do I understand that the people who frequent these forums are not very tolerant of uninvited spammers. I was actually going to try and get you guys to participate in this insultingly idiotic get rich quick scheme that would have you posting Spam all over the internet, but somehow my original thoughts and intentions have become perversely twisted, and now I feel compelled to recite Lewis Carroll's epic poem, "Jabberwocky". ...ahem... Twas Brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the Wabe All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe Beware the Jabberwock, my son The eyes that flash, the teeth that catch Beware the Jub-Jub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch He took his vorpal sword in hand Long time the manxome foe he sought So rested he by the Jub-Jub tree And stood a while in thought And, as in uffish thought he stood The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame Came wiffling through the tulgey wood A-burbling as it came One, two! One two! and through and through! The vorpal sword went snicker-snack He left it dead, and with it's head He went gallumphing back And hast thou slain the Jabberwock, my son? Come to my arms, O beamish boy O frabjous day! Callo, callay He chortled in his joy Twas Brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimple in the Wabe All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe Well, now having shared that lovely piece of poetry, I will leave you alone. It is now clear to me that that any further posts that I make may also somehow become warped, or more probably deleted entirely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjunkie Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 man, i wish i could kiss you in the face. some nerve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soapbox Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Yeah, this is even worse than a troll. This sort of thing makes me hope that karma really exists! Enthusiasm powers the world. Craig Anderton's Archiving Article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soapbox Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 wager's and my posts above were in reaction to the original, unedited, and loooong garbage that Mather posted. Enthusiasm powers the world. Craig Anderton's Archiving Article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Sound Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Hehe! Nice edit Dave... Valkyrie Sound: http://www.vsoundinc.com Now at TSUTAYA USA: http://www.tsutayausa.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soapbox Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Dave, I hate to get emotional, but You're my hero, dude! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Enthusiasm powers the world. Craig Anderton's Archiving Article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobro Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Thanks for the perfect translation, Dave. -Bobro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soapbox Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Here's a request for Rob Kudyba. Could you pleeeaaase substitute "Spams: 11" for "Posts: 11" under Mather's dribble? ---------------------------------------- It's getting better all the time... Enthusiasm powers the world. Craig Anderton's Archiving Article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucktunes Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 That's the funniest thing I've seen on this forum in a long time! At first I didn't quite get the joke, until I saw this idiot's original post over on the SS&S forum. That's pretty quick on the draw, Dave! I can't wait to see how Mr. Anderton mutates it over there! Daaaaaamn, that was funny! Made my whole evening! Peace all, Steve ><> Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFTurner Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Can someone lend me six bucks for a few weeks? William F. Turner Songwriter turnersongs Sometimes the truth is rude... tough shit... get used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Crap. Now I've gotta take my Viking Helmet off. (Walks away dejected). "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELP71 Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 I love Jabberwocky. Weasels ripped my flesh. Rzzzzzzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franknputer Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marino Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 Dave: A stroke of genius, and fun as hell. Thanks. Mather: Talk about music, or f*%# off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b3fiend Posted April 13, 2002 Share Posted April 13, 2002 The FTC just pulled a major crackdown on this classic ponzai. They pulled a few dozen of these llamas into court. Since DB can get the original posters info, it can be forwarded to uce@ftc.gov for action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off!!!!!!!! 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP3 Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Originally posted by sactog: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off!!!!!!!! I have no ass left! Buns of steel my ass!!! Or my lack o' ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not coaster MODERATOR Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Yeah well I sent in my six bucks. We'll see who's laughing in a month WON'T WE little people!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViLo Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 Ten Thumbs up for David Bryce!! + 2! Jesus Is Coming, Make Music, Get Ready! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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