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I am a complete idiot who has no idea about what goes on in these forums, nor do I understand that the people who frequent these forums are not very tolerant of uninvited spammers.


I was actually going to try and get you guys to participate in this insultingly idiotic get rich quick scheme that would have you posting Spam all over the internet, but somehow my original thoughts and intentions have become perversely twisted, and now I feel compelled to recite Lewis Carroll's epic poem, "Jabberwocky".




Twas Brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the Wabe

All mimsy were the borogoves

and the mome raths outgrabe


Beware the Jabberwock, my son

The eyes that flash, the teeth that catch

Beware the Jub-Jub bird, and shun

The frumious Bandersnatch


He took his vorpal sword in hand

Long time the manxome foe he sought

So rested he by the Jub-Jub tree

And stood a while in thought


And, as in uffish thought he stood

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame

Came wiffling through the tulgey wood

A-burbling as it came


One, two! One two! and through and through!

The vorpal sword went snicker-snack

He left it dead, and with it's head

He went gallumphing back


And hast thou slain the Jabberwock, my son?

Come to my arms, O beamish boy

O frabjous day! Callo, callay

He chortled in his joy


Twas Brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimple in the Wabe

All mimsy were the borogoves

and the mome raths outgrabe


Well, now having shared that lovely piece of poetry, I will leave you alone. It is now clear to me that that any further posts that I make may also somehow become warped, or more probably deleted entirely...

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That's the funniest thing I've seen on this forum in a long time! :thu:


At first I didn't quite get the joke, until I saw this idiot's original post over on the SS&S forum. :eek:

That's pretty quick on the draw, Dave! I can't wait to see how Mr. Anderton mutates it over there! :D


Daaaaaamn, that was funny! Made my whole evening! :)


Peace all,




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