Dak Lander Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 I Was One Of The Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else) Honky Tonk Nights On The Golan Heights I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You? My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight New Bottle Of Whiskey, Same Old Testament Stand by Your Mensch Eighteen Wheels And A Dozen Latkes I Balanced Your Books, But You're Breakin' My Heart My Darlin's A Schmendrick And I'm All Verklempt That Shiksa Done Made Off With My Heart Like A Goniff The Second Time She Said "Shalom", I Knew She Meant "Goodbye" You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin' You've Been Talkin' Hebrew In Your Sleep Since That Rabbi Came To Town Why Don't We Get Drunk? We're Jews! Mamas Don't Let Their Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When You Could Very Easily Have Taken Over The Family Hardware Business That My Own Father Broke His Back To Start And Your Father Sweated Over For Forty Five Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything To You Now That You're Turning Your Back On Such A Gift To Ride Around All Day On Some Meshuggenah Horse) Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 Seen this one before, Uncle Milty! It's pretty good. But I'd have to say that Shel Silverstein's, "A Boy Named Sue" belongs at the top of that list. My favorite Jewish country singer? Ray Benson of Asleep At The Wheel. :) It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Lander Posted October 30, 2002 Author Share Posted October 30, 2002 I thought Ray was only 1/2 Jewish. Wait, that's like being a little pregnant ain't it? :eek: Either you are or you aren't. :D It's not like being a Captist. That's half Catholic & half Baptist. Now THAT would be a tough upbringing... Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 To All The Girls I've Schlupped Before How Come My Meshuggenah Dog Don't Bark No More, When Rabbi Katzheim Comes Around? Here's A Quarter!(Why don't you call collect, you putz!) I Got Friends in the Jewelry Exchange, Who Could Get It For You Wholesale! Rhinestone Cowboy(And Believe ME, I can tell real from Phony-Balony!) Whitefangbaum I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franknputer Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 Hey - how could you leave out Kinky Friedman's "they ain't making Jews Like Jesus Anymore"?!? :freak: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundscape Studios. Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 As the self - proclaimed Rabbi of this forum, I am going to have to circumcise all current members of the forum for this grave mocking of the religion. Who's first? . . . . Hey WeWus - get over here - you go first...... But seriously, I had a good laugh at this stuff, but interestingly enough, there are actually real jewish C&W songs out there. There is a whole "Jewish Pop" market which does include all of todays current styles. (By the way - I AM an ordained Rabbi) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strat0124 Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Christopher Kemp: [b]Hey - how could you leave out Kinky Friedman's "they ain't making Jews Like Jesus Anymore"?!? :freak: [/b][/quote]EXCELLENT....just fixing to post that till I saw yours....how bout "Asshole from El Paso"? :) Down like a dollar comin up against a yen, doin pretty good for the shape I'm in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 Yep, you can't leave Kinky Friedman out of this discussion...too much great stuff there. I didn't know Ray Benson was Jewish. He's one of my all time faves. I've seen Asleep at the Wheel live a couple of times...and Ray's sense of humor is great. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bear Jew Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 Johnny Cash isn't Jewish? Hmmm... I always thought he was for some reason. Maybe it's just his name. Wocka wocka. \m/ Erik "To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." --Sun Tzu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan South Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Blue Eyes Wailing In The Rain Long-Haired Country Goy Play Me Mount Sinai Music Mommas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Chiropractors Oy! You'd Think I Should Be Over You Already? The Black Knight always triumphs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_dup3 Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 &, on this [i]neeeewwwww morning[/i] :rolleyes: don't fergit Bob Dylan... "Dear Landlord", et al.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Lander Posted October 31, 2002 Author Share Posted October 31, 2002 Whitefang & DanSouth, Great additions. That stuff I posted was robbed, as usual, from someone else but it hit me on the funny bone. I swear, MY mother, though a devout Catholic, is [b]the[/b] Jewish Mother incarnate. Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Multiple Personality Milt: [b]I swear, MY mother, though a devout Catholic, is [b]the[/b] Jewish Mother incarnate.[/b][/quote]If you ask me, MOST Mothers are "Jewish Mothers". Whitefanglemeyer I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie-brm Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Christopher Kemp: [b]Hey - how could you leave out Kinky Friedman's "they ain't making Jews Like Jesus Anymore"?!? :freak: [/b][/quote]They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore. That's what that redneck said, as he hit the hardwood floor. They don't make Jews like Jesus anymore. It's OK to tempt fate. Just don't drop your drawers and moon her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 Hey, my last name is Hoffman. Sharing a name like that with guys like Abbie and Dustin, I oughta be at least honorarily Jewish. And to top it off...one of my sons wants to go to law school...and the other is talking about med school. OY!!! "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Cruz Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 How many Jewish Mothers to screw in a lightbulb? "Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark." S. Cruz Cruzified Music Florida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted October 31, 2002 Share Posted October 31, 2002 what you'd say about my mama? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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