Dak Lander Posted October 30, 2002 Share Posted October 30, 2002 I Was One Of The Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else) Honky Tonk Nights On The Golan Heights I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You? My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight New Bottle Of Whiskey, Same Old Testament Stand by Your Mensch Eighteen Wheels And A Dozen Latkes I Balanced Your Books, But You're Breakin' My Heart My Darlin's A Schmendrick And I'm All Verklempt That Shiksa Done Made Off With My Heart Like A Goniff The Second Time She Said "Shalom", I Knew She Meant "Goodbye" You're the Lox My Bagel's Been Missin' You've Been Talkin' Hebrew In Your Sleep Since That Rabbi Came To Town Why Don't We Get Drunk? We're Jews! Mamas Don't Let Their Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When You Could Very Easily Have Taken Over The Family Hardware Business That My Own Father Broke His Back To Start And Your Father Sweated Over For Forty Five Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything To You Now That You're Turning Your Back On Such A Gift To Ride Around All Day On Some Meshuggenah Horse) Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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