Who are you kidding?

[Michael Jones]

I love coming every once in awhile when I am totally bored!

 

Nothing more entertaining than reading about a bunch of musician wannabees who aren't smart enough to read manuals nor think for themselves long enough to plug in cables correctly. The only thing in this forum are a bunch of losers that would rather complain to product support about their problems than figure it out for themselves. And then complain about the the product support when they do get it. What a bunch of whiners!!!

 

You people can't even hook up midi cables and get it right let alone compose music. You guys don't know the difference between a treble clef and a treble flute.

 

You're not too smart when you purchase equipment either! Who in their right mind would buy a red keyboard when it is the same thing as the previous white one with some ridiculous new feature that any good PC programmer could emulate. And what kind of idiot makes a keyboard red in the first place? Someone with evidently nothing to sell. No talent for creating a new product...just recolor the old one.

 

And then there is that assinine blue keyboard from Ray. Too damned high priced. No sales? No problem...just lower the price to something reasonable (albeit still too much money for canned samples..forgive me!..I mean programs). Then six months later release a new product that has nothing more to offer for the money than the original. And you morons will spend the money...and then bitch it isn't what you wanted. In reality your minds aren't vast enough (pun intended) to understand the freaking manual. Most likely you don't understand words with more than one syllable or four letters.

 

You want some miraculous piece of hardware to make you a musician. You are just too lazy and stupid to study the craft. Would rather come to this forum of ignorance trying to find some shortcut to bridge the gap caused by your lethargic attitude towards real musical study and development. Well it ain't gonna happen! You jackasses will never be anything more than dining room internet musician wannabees, always longing for the brass ring, and too ignorant to work towards it.

 

And what jerk buys hardware in the first place? When all real composers know that softsynths are the only real tool of professionals. Real voicings and real programming. Not some one-size-fits-all rompler that was out of date before it ever hit the market. Romplers that charge $400 for more lame sounds that wouldn't fool Helen Keller. If you want to make real music, dump the junk and buy a good PC (not one of those damned MACs...you need a real computer to make music!) and purchase $10,000 worth of sound libraries. Then your compositions might sound like real music. Of course the people who read this forum will never have that happen as they have no talent to work with in the first place.

 

Keyboard Magazine?

 

All real musicians know that EM is the only true professional magazine to read. But don't bother. Please don't subscribe to EM. We are a very elite group of professionals and would prefer not to have our names and magazine associated with anyone from this idiotic group. Besides you people wouldn't understand what is written there anyway. To fully appreciate a fine magazine like EM you must have some semblance of intellect. None of that here. So just stay with your little Keyboard Magazine and your moronic forum moderator and leave us real musicians alone to practice and perfect our craft and enjoy the successes you people will never have.

 

Flaming Morons!

 

Till the next time I need a good laugh.......

 

(HEY DAVE....How's that for flaming it!)

 

 

This message has been edited by midirat on 04-22-2001 at 11:01 AM

 

This message has been edited by midirat on 04-22-2001 at 11:02 AM