Dak Lander Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Sag, You're it Pin the Toupee on the bald guy. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. Kick the bucket Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. Doctor Goose. Simon says something incoherent. Hide and go pee. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta Musical recliners. Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nawor Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Bedpan arranging? Denture swapping? Two old guys, Jerry Atric and Al Seimer, are sitting on the verandah of their nursing home. Jerry: "Hey Al!" Al: "Yeah Jerry?" Jerry: "How about I go down to the store and buy some icecreams?" Al: "That's a good idea. I'd really like an icecream." Jerry: "Okay. Do you want one with chocolate and nuts on top or just plain vanilla?" Al: "Chocolate and nuts would be good... and how about some marshmallow as well." Jerry: "Okay then. Chocolate AND nuts AND marshmallow it is!" Jerry begins to drag himself out of his comfy chair. Al: "Hang on a minute Jerry! You'd better write it down or you'll forget." Jerry: "Don't you worry about that. It's imprinted on my brain... I won't forget!" Jerry heads off down to the store repeating the order to himself as he slowy make his way down the street. Jerry: "Chocolate AND nuts AND marshmallow... chocolate AND nuts AND marshmallow... chocolate AND nuts AND marshmallow...!" About ten minutes later Jerry arrives back at the nursing home and presents Al with a paper bag. Al reaches inside and pulls out a hot dog and his face drops. Al: "Oh jeez Jerry you idiot. What did I tell you! I said write it down! I just knew you you'd forget!... If there's one thing I can't stand it's a hot dog and NO KETCHUP!!" :D "WARNING!" - this artificial fruit juice may contain traces of REAL FRUIT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KHAN Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Name that Tumor. :wave: So Many Drummers. So Little Time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 scab bingo. 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Tyler Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Well, the road ahead seems clear to me....uh....can't see any sharp turns....I better [i]slow[/i] down and enjoy the ride. ;) Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table." http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=2001&alid=-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackpine Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Connect the liver spots www.relayerstudios.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not coaster MODERATOR Posted October 20, 2002 Share Posted October 20, 2002 Wheel of Gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted October 22, 2002 Share Posted October 22, 2002 Kick the Cane. Shuffle-scotch. Blind Man's Truss. Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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