Gulliver Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Kendrix: [b]That sharon stone doesnt wear underwear. pant pant pant[/b][/quote]:D :thu: I am back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hush Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 If you're a bad guy with a machine gun you can't hit the side of a barn. But if your a good guy with a six shooter you nail everyone first try. :D Searching for a new sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
progfusion74 Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Charlie-brm: [b] [quote]Originally posted by progfusion74: [b]The vast majority of scientists wear lab coats and use test tubes.[/b][/quote]Not like on TV shows where the female scientists are 5'10" bleach blondes with black rim glasses, wear black stilletos and manage to have a slit to mid thigh on the side of the lab coat (Worst Case Scenario) Movies: When you spend the weekend at a cabin with your friends, the easy girls get murdered first and worst.[/b][/quote]:D So true. And the same scientist is a whiz at every branch of Physics, Mathematics, Chemistry and Biology http://www.indiegrooves.com/dnm/images/dnm_small.gif My Blog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timrocker Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 Great "concept post", meccajay! Here's my personal favorite: When you come fresh from elsewhere to join a new organization, simply disregard all instructions or directions from the authority tier, and you'll immediately be given status and will be on the fast track to heading the organization yourself. "Those who won't follow must be leadership material." I always see that as diametrically opposed to real-world experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jose Cobelas Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 A motorbike and gasoline filled trailer explode exactly the same. In both cases the blast travels about 3 ft/sec, so anyone can run faster. Jose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roto Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Mats Olsson: [b] All dentists are evil. /Mats[/b][/quote]Well, sometimes movies have to contain SOME facts ;) No I'm not really an antidentite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rim Posted September 6, 2002 Share Posted September 6, 2002 * Ugly guys get laid by gorgeous women. * Ugly women turn into gorgeous women. And when they do, they still stay with their ugly boyfriend. * A man's man (overweight, heavy drinker, couch potato) is also a beautiful woman's ideal man. * Sex is in slow-motion. * You can slide on your back, down a hill covered with snow, and still kill the bad guys chasing after you in fast-moving and bumpy snow mobiles with one shot each. * The only characters in movies that pee, pick their nose and get parking tickets are those played by Adam Sandler. aka riffing Double Post music: Strip Down http://rimspeed.com http://loadedtheband.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTiger Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 And every computer geek has the ability to hack into even the most heavily secure computers of: government agencies, major corporations, and evil vilins. They are especially quick to crack codes if the computer is an Apple laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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