Lee Flier Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Our drummer said yesterday that there ought to be a cymbal company named "Phallic Cymbals." We were surprised no one had already thought of it, especially considering we're talking about drummers here! Remo certainly had fun with all the names for their drumheads, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Originally posted by Lee Flier: Our drummer said yesterday that there ought to be a cymbal company named "Phallic Cymbals." They'd go well with my new line of Conun Drums. -- Rob I have the mind of a criminal genius.....I keep it in the freezer next to mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offramp Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Bet they'd be stiff; have a really hard sound to them. I've upped my standards; now, up yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted January 14, 2004 Author Share Posted January 14, 2004 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offramp Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Trademarks: Hand-Hammered Purple bell I've upped my standards; now, up yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted January 14, 2004 Author Share Posted January 14, 2004 HAHAHA.... I just passed this along to our drummer and he added, "Yeah, the hammered one would be sort of a 'ribbed' cymbal. There would also be the 10" splash (watch out for that!) and the mighty 20" ride!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Originally posted by Lee Flier: HAHAHA.... I just passed this along to our drummer and he added, "Yeah, the hammered one would be sort of a 'ribbed' cymbal. There would also be the 10" splash (watch out for that!) and the mighty 20" ride!"Isn't every woman looking for a 20" ride? -- Rob I have the mind of a criminal genius.....I keep it in the freezer next to mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Not a drummer joke, but a good one anyway... *The Texas Salesman: * A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" Kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" Kid says, "$101,237.64." Boss says, "$101,237.64? What in the world did you sell?" Kid says, "First I sold this guy a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer." The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him boat and truck?" Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'" "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourMotherShouldKnow Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 Nice joke Tedster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Johnny B Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 How do you know if the drum riser is level? The drool comes out evenly on both sides of the the drummers mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Johnny B Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 More drummer jokes please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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