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Oh yeah, the bagel issue. I CAN actually flatten a bagel out enough to slide it in there but have to watch it so the sides don't get burnt. On a related issue, have you ever tried to warm up a tosatda shell in a toaster? I used to do it all the time, and then one day I walked off while the tostada shell was in there and the toaster caught on fire. Bad scene, plastic smelling smoke that lingered for days. Let this be a lesson to you.
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[quote]Originally posted by Grandpa Tedster: [b]Damn bagels anyway...I can never cut 'em so they're even halves. One half is always huge and the other skinny...but they always start out even at the top.[/b][/quote]Ah, yes the foible of a Gentile! If I get the Commerce Bank position, I will come and cut your bagels for you!!
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And the little finger-hole they put in a bagel to assist in slicing is NOT a little finger-hole!! Don't let the bastids tell you otherwise! Give them the finger! Or at least the tip!

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