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they wont go under. the twinkie is an american icon. don't worry about it :)

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the twinkie will never go away. it will never die. just look at it's shelf life. the twinkie is indestructable an indefatigable.


the bankruptcy of the twinkies facilitator is a crime tantamount to terrorism. we need to all pitch in and eat 2 twinkies a day.

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"Oh!, the Humanity!!!"

"Think of the Children!"

"What will they eat for school lunches?"

"No Wonder Bread, No Twinkies?"


Oh wait - they're all buying "Taco Bell" burritoes and "Pizza Hut Individual Pan Pizzas" and "SoBe" Fruit drinks at the cafeteria...


Kiss the "Lunch Ladies" good-bye...err, well maybe not!!! (yechhh!).


Make way for ATMs and debit card tranfers for Lunchables (as approved by 'MTV')...


Anyone seen a "Brown Bag" in the last 15 years??

Nahhh - didn't think so...




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I remember the Ring Ding Jr, and Funny Bones commercials.


Brown bag? My kids are in college, but their ENTIRE SCHOOL CAREER my wife made them lunch and put it in a brown bag (you can still buy them at the supermarket). My son in particular got raves when he'd open his bag, which included sandwich, drink box, cookies in a bag (oops - sorry IBC), and a napkin. I told my wife that if she made enough roast beef (we have a slicing machine available), she could sell those lunches at a nice profit.




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This is an onminous year:


-global warming causes savage weather conditions

-no more Ramones

-no more "Sex In The City" episodes

-Martha Stewart does jail time


and now this: Wonder Bread files for bankruptcy


It's the end of the world as we know it...


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If only I had known...


I just went by the IBC store the other day to get hotdog buns. There was a case of Moon Pies on sale for only $4.00, and some heavily discounted Zingers. While I stood in line and considered the health of my children and the prospect of fitting into smaller pants myself, I should have been merciful to the company and contributed to the legacy that is the Twinkie.



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Damn, when I buried that twinkie (in wrapper) back in high school I never realized that my test of its preservatives would actually be a mission to preserve a collector's item.


Get them twinkies into time capsules, people. Pronto!


What's next? The end of all apple pie, hot dogs, and baseball?! :eek:






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