surfjunkie Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 place your right index finger in your left ear and repeat after me: [b]I pledge allegiance to the forums at MusicPlayer.com. and to the musicians for which it stands one nation, under a Groove, Individualist, with Libations and crushed ice for all.[/b] :wave: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbrock1san.rr.com Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 As someone who doesn't have any rythym, I am offended by you imposing your groove on me. I also don't like the new currency that says "In George Clinton We Trust". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soapbox Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 [b][i]Git it on tha good foot, good gawd!"[/i][/b] Enthusiasm powers the world. Craig Anderton's Archiving Article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tusker Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 Yeah, and I play free ... don't play in time. :D I got myself free of thinking in terms of Groove and such. How can you be an individualist if you are in the groove? :D Be free. ;) Jerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 I find this all very offensive as well. Mocking our country's pledge of allegiance, reducing it to something laughable by a bunch of..bunch of..[b][i]MUSICIANS![/i][/b] I am going to file a lawsuit to mandate that no fun whatsoever shall be had on musicplayer.com. So there. THPBBPBPBBPBBPBPBP!!! "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultravibe Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 [quote] I find this all very offensive as well. Mocking our country's pledge of allegiance, reducing it to something laughable by a bunch of..bunch of..MUSICIANS! I am going to file a lawsuit to mandate that no fun whatsoever shall be had on musicplayer.com. So there. THPBBPBPBBPBBPBPBP!!! -------------------- "If it ain't baroque, don't fix it." [/quote]You? With the bad music pun in your signature?! I'm appalled! Andrew Mazzocchi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 I'm behind you 92 per cent Wager. Look out cause I'm craaaaaaazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Ultravibe: [b][QUOTE] You? With the bad music pun in your signature?! I'm appalled![/b][/quote]Isn't that what Mary McCartney said when she saw her newborn son back in 1942? "I'm a-Pauled!!" "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderton Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 <> Isn't that very arbitrary? What about people who've lost a finger? And why the LEFT ear? Why not the right ear? And what if your finger is too BIG to fit in your ear? Wouldn't it be okay to use your little finger? I think these needs to be thought through a bit more to avoid any court challenges. This may go all the way to the Supremes (and chief justice Diana Ross). Craig Anderton Educational site: http://www.craiganderton.org Music: http://www.youtube.com/thecraiganderton Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/craig_anderton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Wing Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Anderton: [b]And what if your finger is too BIG to fit in your ear?[/b][/quote]What if your finger is too small? How will you know it is in? There are two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylver Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 And what about the recovering people. The word "Libations" is enough to send them right over the edge! Hear that? It's the sound of dozens of people falling off the wagon! Now, where did I put Jonny Cochrans's number ... I really don't know what to put here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedly Nightshade Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 "Isn't that very arbitrary? What about people who've lost a finger? And why the LEFT ear? Why not the right ear? And what if your finger is too BIG to fit in your ear? Wouldn't it be okay to use your little finger?" I had a friend who lost his index finger in a bandsaw as a kid. He later became a cubscout, and took great pride in doing the cubscout salute, the index and middle fingers raised. A WOP BOP A LU BOP, A LOP BAM BOOM! "There is nothing I regret so much as my good behavior. What demon possessed me that I behaved so well?" -Henry David Thoreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted June 28, 2002 Share Posted June 28, 2002 This isn't funny. I know a guy that doesn't even have that finger or that ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjunkie Posted June 28, 2002 Author Share Posted June 28, 2002 well, we had an emergency meeting and came up with some alternative pledges that hopefully address your concerns: [b]#1: I pledge allegiance to the forums at musicplayer.com but not specifically to any musician or group of such; one or more nations, under a groove or not, indescribable, with libations and crushed ice available. #2: I pledge allegiance to the forums at musicplayer.com and to Lee Flier, because i like her one nation, underwhelmed, interchangeable, with Les Pauls & tube amps for all. #3: I pledge allegiance to myself. #4: I pledge allegiance to the something somewhere and to the something for which it stands one something, under something inde-something with something and something for someone. #5: I pledge allegiance to the forums at musicplayer.com and to the hilarity that often ensues one topic, leads to a joke, interdependent of anything and anyone that exists. #6: :bor: [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjunkie Posted June 28, 2002 Author Share Posted June 28, 2002 oh- and if you don't want to put your finger in your ear, we thought of somewhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Posted June 29, 2002 Share Posted June 29, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by wager47: [b]well, we had an emergency meeting and came up with some alternative pledges that hopefully address your concerns: [b] #2: I pledge allegiance to the forums at musicplayer.com and to Lee Flier, because i like her one nation, underwhelmed, interchangeable, with Les Pauls & tube amps for all. [/b][/b][/quote]That one works for me, and I don't even play guitar. Btw, if we run out of Pledge, can we use Endust? Hail To The Lee! -- Rob I have the mind of a criminal genius.....I keep it in the freezer next to mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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