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place your right index finger in your left ear and repeat after me: [b]I pledge allegiance to the forums at MusicPlayer.com. and to the musicians for which it stands one nation, under a Groove, Individualist, with Libations and crushed ice for all.[/b] :wave:
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I find this all very offensive as well. Mocking our country's pledge of allegiance, reducing it to something laughable by a bunch of..bunch of..[b][i]MUSICIANS![/i][/b] I am going to file a lawsuit to mandate that no fun whatsoever shall be had on musicplayer.com. So there. THPBBPBPBBPBBPBPBP!!!
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[quote] I find this all very offensive as well. Mocking our country's pledge of allegiance, reducing it to something laughable by a bunch of..bunch of..MUSICIANS! I am going to file a lawsuit to mandate that no fun whatsoever shall be had on musicplayer.com. So there. THPBBPBPBBPBBPBPBP!!! -------------------- "If it ain't baroque, don't fix it." [/quote]You? With the bad music pun in your signature?! I'm appalled!
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[quote]Originally posted by Ultravibe: [b][QUOTE] You? With the bad music pun in your signature?! I'm appalled![/b][/quote]Isn't that what Mary McCartney said when she saw her newborn son back in 1942? "I'm a-Pauled!!"
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<> Isn't that very arbitrary? What about people who've lost a finger? And why the LEFT ear? Why not the right ear? And what if your finger is too BIG to fit in your ear? Wouldn't it be okay to use your little finger? I think these needs to be thought through a bit more to avoid any court challenges. This may go all the way to the Supremes (and chief justice Diana Ross).
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[quote]Originally posted by Anderton: [b]And what if your finger is too BIG to fit in your ear?[/b][/quote]What if your finger is too small? How will you know it is in?
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And what about the recovering people. The word "Libations" is enough to send them right over the edge! Hear that? It's the sound of dozens of people falling off the wagon! Now, where did I put Jonny Cochrans's number ...
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"Isn't that very arbitrary? What about people who've lost a finger? And why the LEFT ear? Why not the right ear? And what if your finger is too BIG to fit in your ear? Wouldn't it be okay to use your little finger?" I had a friend who lost his index finger in a bandsaw as a kid. He later became a cubscout, and took great pride in doing the cubscout salute, the index and middle fingers raised.

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well, we had an emergency meeting and came up with some alternative pledges that hopefully address your concerns: [b]#1: I pledge allegiance to the forums at musicplayer.com but not specifically to any musician or group of such; one or more nations, under a groove or not, indescribable, with libations and crushed ice available. #2: I pledge allegiance to the forums at musicplayer.com and to Lee Flier, because i like her one nation, underwhelmed, interchangeable, with Les Pauls & tube amps for all. #3: I pledge allegiance to myself. #4: I pledge allegiance to the something somewhere and to the something for which it stands one something, under something inde-something with something and something for someone. #5: I pledge allegiance to the forums at musicplayer.com and to the hilarity that often ensues one topic, leads to a joke, interdependent of anything and anyone that exists. #6: :bor: [/b]
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[quote]Originally posted by wager47: [b]well, we had an emergency meeting and came up with some alternative pledges that hopefully address your concerns: [b] #2: I pledge allegiance to the forums at musicplayer.com and to Lee Flier, because i like her one nation, underwhelmed, interchangeable, with Les Pauls & tube amps for all. [/b][/b][/quote]That one works for me, and I don't even play guitar. Btw, if we run out of Pledge, can we use Endust? Hail To The Lee! -- Rob
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