Lee Flier Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Hey Cereal! Holdin' out on us are ya? That's OK... the Hall of Fame doesn't want your kind anyway... you're just not posting cuz you're afraid you'll be rejected... you know deep inside that you're still a "Tiny Member". You'll probably just chicken out and take on a new identity like that poser popmusic. Come on out and show us that your member is worthy of the Hall of Fame! :wave: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David R. Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Lee Flier: [b] Come on out and show us that your member is worthy of the Hall of Fame! :wave: [/b][/quote]Too easy. Way too easy... :rolleyes: Must resist...bad pun... :eek: :freak: :eek: -David R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted June 27, 2002 Author Share Posted June 27, 2002 Resistance is futile. Give us your tired, your poor, your reeeallly bad puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 I dunno, Lee, I'd always heard that you had really nice ...oh, you said "puns". Nevermind. -- Rob I have the mind of a criminal genius.....I keep it in the freezer next to mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-_dup1 Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Don't go to 2000! Cereal, don't look at it! Change your name, Cereal! Don't go to 2000 no matter what happens! [img]http://www.cis.rit.edu/~jerry/Image/grabs/fire.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedly Nightshade Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 That's pretty good Lee. What you got that's BAD? :eek: :wave: :p A WOP BOP A LU BOP, A LOP BAM BOOM! "There is nothing I regret so much as my good behavior. What demon possessed me that I behaved so well?" -Henry David Thoreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted June 27, 2002 Author Share Posted June 27, 2002 Uh... oh geez Ted... now you've made me go and fuck a dog. That is, you've put me on the Spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franknputer Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 I knew you'd find a way to come out on top, Lee. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 I guess some people are just afraid of joining the hallowed halls of the Hall of Fame... :D Give it up Cereal... you are one of us. See your future - BE your future... as Lee said, resistance is floortile, you will be delaminated! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjunkie Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 cereal's probably composing his 2000th post right now. he's booted up Word, cracked open a shasta, and is trying to decide whether to italicize [i]thanks[/i] or [i]i love you guys[/i]. i seem to remember a virtual party for his 1k, wonder what he's got planned for 2k? maybe he re-capitalizes his first initial? maybe the 2nd (cEreal)? changes his handle to J. Crew? swallows his pride and adopts an avatar? swallows his cer and adopts an eel? swallows his mouse and adopts a swallow? either way, coaster is my hero. i mean cereal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David R. Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Lee, every dog must have it's day. I guess for that dog, it was today. :D :rolleyes: -woof- :rolleyes: -David R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brakka Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 What happens after 2000? Don't tell me... 2001? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Brakka: [b]What happens after 2000? [/b][/quote]A picture of your platinum-covered member goes to the MusicPlayer.com Hall of Fame Músico, Productor, Ingeniero, Tecnólogo Senior Product Manager, América Latina y Caribe - PreSonus at Fender Musical Instruments Company Instagram: guslozada Facebook: Lozada - Música y Tecnología www.guslozada.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gator Wing Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Lee Flier: [b]Uh... oh geez Ted... now you've made me go and fuck a dog.[/b][/quote]Back in the Mercury space program, "screw the pooch" meant to make a very bad mistake. There are two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by gatorwing: [QBBack in the Mercury space program, "screw the pooch" meant to make a very bad mistake.[/QB][/quote]Are you sure about that? I've always heard it used as another way to say goofing off. -- Rob I have the mind of a criminal genius.....I keep it in the freezer next to mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Wow, this is a milestone. The bestiality thread. Cereal what's wrong with you boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 [img]http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/darthvader/img/curve.jpg[/img] CEREAL...COME OVER TO THE DARK SIDE...JOIN US...CEREAL...I AM YOUR FATHER (sound of breathing apparatus) "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 [img]http://www.jerryspringer.com/images/welcome_promo.gif[/img] "Lusty Ladies and their Labrador Lovers, on the next Jerry Springer!!" "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not coaster MODERATOR Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 [img]http://www.lougehrig.com/images/index/lou1.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.baberuth.com/images/gallery/lg/rutb104.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.bus.utexas.edu/students/sema/gallery/images/plaques/JoeDiMaggio.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.skyscraperpage.com/files/special/nycwtcdiagram.png[/img] "I am the luckiest man on the face of the earth" *sniff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted June 27, 2002 Author Share Posted June 27, 2002 ALL RIGHT!! HE DID IT!! Woohoo!! I can go to sleep easy now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not coaster MODERATOR Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 oh no you don't Lee....yer gonna stay up all night and party with the rest of the village!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted June 27, 2002 Author Share Posted June 27, 2002 Whoa dude! It's post number.... [img]http://12.108.175.91/images/ebookweb/ocean.monolith.sm.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eh steve Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 "Uh... oh geez Ted... now you've made me go and fuck a dog." whatever floats your boat. i ate 2 thousand rice puffs while i posted this. http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail36.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 What's up C-note? Tedster why are you making people do things with their dogs. That's illegal in some states. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Not me, Wewus, she was talking about the other Ted...Ted Nightshade. If I thought it would help though, I'm sure a lot of us would be willing to put on a collar, get on all fours, and bark. (Austin Powers voice)... Doggy style...YEAH, BABY... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Sorry Tedster my bad. That NightShade is always getting people in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobro Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by TheWewus: [b]Sorry Tedster my bad. That NightShade is always getting people in trouble.[/b][/quote]Once there was this heart-rendingly beautiful Wiccan chick...she made some nightshade tea and... well people got on our forum's own Starfucker for doing dumb things, but he's not alone. :D Can't remember if it was supposed to be medicinal or somehow magically rendered non-toxic, maybe beauty and botany don't go together and she just picked something harmless, but anyway whenever I see Ted Nightshade's name I have to smile. :) Some skinny starry-eyed teenaged dude pounding a "magic elixir" of unripe wild cherry-tomatoes, hahahaha! Life is the best. :love: Cereal, you're cool. But way behind on those posts, get on it man. -Bobro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedly Nightshade Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 All right Lee. That's it, period. All this Spotting has got to stop. Woof! Woof! A WOP BOP A LU BOP, A LOP BAM BOOM! "There is nothing I regret so much as my good behavior. What demon possessed me that I behaved so well?" -Henry David Thoreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Bobro that's insane. Must not have been the real deadly nightshade. I once ate part of the flower arrangement at a restaurant on Block Island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted June 27, 2002 Author Share Posted June 27, 2002 Ah yes... belladonna (deadly nightshade). Frequently used in witches' rituals. The alkaloid in the plant is a poison, but in very small doses it won't kill you, it will just dilate your pupils (it's the same alkaloid used by eye doctors), make you feel a bit stoned, then make you incredibly horny. Then you fall into a very deep sleep. It's pretty powerful stuff, as I guess you found out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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