Tedster Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Franknputer: [b]Jerking off and the Internet go hand in...erm...well, you know what's in your hand now, don't you? :wave: [/b][/quote]Dorkbrain...I've got my mouse in my hand right now. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
surfjunkie Posted June 26, 2002 Author Posted June 26, 2002 [b]<<>> [/b][i](((i was going to try to change it right after a "Z", but this thread's acceleration is unpredictable.)))[/i] [b]here's the new topic: <<>> and... ACTION!!![/b]
surfjunkie Posted June 26, 2002 Author Posted June 26, 2002 Ezekiel suggested at the first meeting that they try to sign koRn, or a band that sounds just like them.
Robert Smedberg Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Find a band that sounds like koRn? -Why, said David.
nursers Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 'Goddamit, it's obvious!' said Milton. 'Korn, being the love-children of Milli Vanilli are just what we need to get power pop back on track across the world!' The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields
surfjunkie Posted June 26, 2002 Author Posted June 26, 2002 Hey, is your name Ezekiel Milton, or Milton Ezekiel- either way, i think you might be insane.
Dogfur Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 I've got to re-examine myself - my father, a pianist by the name of Liberace - My other father -a crooner by the name of Johnny Mathis - I Must Be Prince!!!!! Woof!
Tedster Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Johnny Mathis?!?!?! Chances are... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
nursers Posted June 26, 2002 Posted June 26, 2002 Korn are Johnny Mathis puppets, to gain revenge for Milli Vanilli knocking Mathis off the charts... The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields
surfjunkie Posted June 26, 2002 Author Posted June 26, 2002 "LOL!" shouts 'Zeke, "but let's get back to work- we really need to get this record label going."
Sylver Posted June 27, 2002 Posted June 27, 2002 Methinks this thread will continue forever. I really don't know what to put here.
Dak Lander Posted June 27, 2002 Posted June 27, 2002 Not if we kill it right now, with our spunk gun. Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke...
SFOracle Posted June 27, 2002 Posted June 27, 2002 Oh damn! the spunk gun jammed. The thread escapes to live again. Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong: James Bryce
Sylver Posted June 27, 2002 Posted June 27, 2002 Probably all gummed up with spunk. Quality ain't what it used to be. I really don't know what to put here.
surfjunkie Posted June 27, 2002 Author Posted June 27, 2002 Really- we don't need to talk about "spunk", i was trying to get this thread going again by changing the topic to "2 men, aged 25 & 40, start a record label."
surfjunkie Posted June 27, 2002 Author Posted June 27, 2002 "Spunk Records!" shouted Dave, "our new label name! in my day "spunk" meant "gumption"- "spunk" describes the music that my generation likes, and your generation will get a good laugh at the word!
Dak Lander Posted June 28, 2002 Posted June 28, 2002 "That's the ticket" cries Zeke. That really shows some spunk. Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke...
not coaster MODERATOR Posted June 28, 2002 Posted June 28, 2002 Uncle Fester blew up the train again.
nursers Posted June 28, 2002 Posted June 28, 2002 "Vaginal Spunk Monologues" will be our first release!! "We'll sign up the Mathis Vanilli Kornucopions to make the album" Myron the A&R man screamed The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields
Felix_dup1 Posted June 28, 2002 Posted June 28, 2002 X marks the spot - just sign on the dotted line!
FrankieP Posted June 28, 2002 Posted June 28, 2002 Yeilding a knife, he cuts his right middle finger and signs "Rob Pilatus" on the dotted line with his own blood.
nursers Posted June 28, 2002 Posted June 28, 2002 After the contract was signed, Myron ordered in Pizzas and N Sync's heads on a plate The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields
SFOracle Posted June 28, 2002 Posted June 28, 2002 "Brittney Spears agent" on line 2 the receptionist called out. Crap! "Take a message" Myron replies. Daphne wait, tell him "we are only signing recording artists not performance artists", Zeke retorts. "Excuse me, but wouldn't it at least be entertaining to have her audition?" Dave interjects lustily. Our country is not the only thing to which we owe our allegiance. It is also owed to justice and to humanity. Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong: James Bryce
Dak Lander Posted June 29, 2002 Posted June 29, 2002 Fuckin' "A". Great. Have her come in so we can get some laughs. Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke...
Sylver Posted June 29, 2002 Posted June 29, 2002 I wonder if she'd audition in a bikini? Just a thought. Kids today like that kinda thing. Look, I know what you're thinking ... I really don't know what to put here.
nursers Posted June 29, 2002 Posted June 29, 2002 "Masturbation fantasies are great for sales", Myron agreed. "Not that we are only interested in sales", he continued. "Oracles of musical excellence are our main mission" The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields
surfjunkie Posted June 29, 2002 Author Posted June 29, 2002 "Puh-LEASE! Quit talking like you have a conscience. Really we just need to sell some frigging discs."
FrankieP Posted June 29, 2002 Posted June 29, 2002 Screw Britney man... Total waste of time! U're better off signing somebody else! Voluptuous she may be, but that's about it! What you want is somebody who could actually sing like Christina Aguilera for Xample... YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING OUTTA YOUR MIND IF YOU SIGN THAT DOG-HAIRED POODLE BITCH!!!
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