saucyjack Posted June 12, 2002 Posted June 12, 2002 Zippity-do dah,what a woonderful day. Smell the Magic www.Katp.com
shex Posted June 12, 2002 Posted June 12, 2002 [i] - applauds - [/i] - roses on your breath but graveyards on your soul -
shex Posted June 12, 2002 Posted June 12, 2002 [i] - applauds - [/i] - roses on your breath but graveyards on your soul -
ha ha faa_Q Posted June 12, 2002 Posted June 12, 2002 ... And they lived happily ever after. (are we back to A now?)
not coaster MODERATOR Posted June 12, 2002 Posted June 12, 2002 But there was another Guitar Center just down the road....and he still had 2 stinkbombs left
nursers Posted June 12, 2002 Posted June 12, 2002 Clamping the stink bombs to his perineum, he walked down the road to Guitar Center II The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields
surfjunkie Posted June 12, 2002 Author Posted June 12, 2002 "Damn," he said to himself, "i thought i just drowned back there in some freak water hose accident, but yet here i am!"
Franknputer Posted June 12, 2002 Posted June 12, 2002 Evil continues to proliferate thoughout the land, in flourescent-neon outlets dripping with shiny newness and wank - so, it is not yet time for me to die.
Wewus432 Posted June 12, 2002 Posted June 12, 2002 Far away in the distance he could hear the sirens of police and emergency vehicles approaching the scene.
ha ha faa_Q Posted June 12, 2002 Posted June 12, 2002 "Get inside quick!" a familiar voice calls out - and yet as I turned around the hair on my neck began to stand on its end, and the awful taste of bile crept up my throat as I prepared myself for the putrid, withering figure that was - and now, somehow, is - Kurt Cobain, who continues with, "Guitar Center and MARS are merging into one!"
Rog Posted June 12, 2002 Posted June 12, 2002 "How can this be?" he cried, clasping his hands to his head, "Courtney has voodoo qualities" replied the decomposing figure before him, as an ear fell off and landed on his musty shoe. "That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." - Banky Edwards.
Sylver Posted June 12, 2002 Posted June 12, 2002 Yay! That was fun. I really don't know what to put here.
Felix_dup1 Posted June 12, 2002 Posted June 12, 2002 Infused with a newfound sense of purpose and inspired by the apparition that had just appeared before him, he burst into the store, determined to find The Chosen One - He (or she) who would deliver music retail service from the depths of despair, and send it rising from the ashes up into a new, exciting and fulfilling experience for All Musicians.
Tom Capasso Posted June 13, 2002 Posted June 13, 2002 Just as our hero steps thru the turnstile, a young, neat person steps forward and says "I know you want to look around, but if there's something you need, let me know - my name is Nick - I'm new but I'll do my best". www.stoneflyrocks.com Acoustic Color Be practical as well as generous in your ideals. Keep your eyes on the stars and keep your feet on the ground. - Theodore Roosevelt
Tedster Posted June 13, 2002 Posted June 13, 2002 Kustom amps are all you carry? (How come I always end up with "K"???) "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine"
Tom Capasso Posted June 13, 2002 Posted June 13, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by Tedster: [b]Kustom amps are all you carry? (How come I always end up with "K"???)[/b][/quote]Bekause.. www.stoneflyrocks.com Acoustic Color Be practical as well as generous in your ideals. Keep your eyes on the stars and keep your feet on the ground. - Theodore Roosevelt
Sylver Posted June 13, 2002 Posted June 13, 2002 "Let me show you the back room," Nick says with a sly grin, "It's where we keep all the Beringers!" I really don't know what to put here.
not coaster MODERATOR Posted June 13, 2002 Posted June 13, 2002 "May I first use the restroom" he asked, and "I would like to change into my Braveheart outfit" thought he.
nursers Posted June 13, 2002 Posted June 13, 2002 "No, you may not use the restroom" said Nick, in a tone of voice that was destroying my soul's equilibrium. "It is now the domain of He Who Is Elvis, Master of the Dead Rock Gods" Nick continued, wiping a small trail of saliva from his mouth. The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields
Rog Posted June 13, 2002 Posted June 13, 2002 "Oh no!" out hero shouted as his fevered brain worked out who Nick really was. All of a sudden, there was a loud crash as a wall burst inwards, revealing the Mystery Machine. After the dust had settled, Scooby and the gang proceeded to unmask the evil Nick. "That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." - Banky Edwards.
surfjunkie Posted June 13, 2002 Author Posted June 13, 2002 "Proffessor Doonswaggle!" they cried in unison, "you wanted to take over all of the music stores in the world and replace them with cookie-cutter shops that hire employees that know about as much about music as Daphne knows about the Harlem Globetrotters!" "Quite right," he sneered, "and i would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you nosy kids and that mangy dog." "Ruck roo!"
nursers Posted June 14, 2002 Posted June 14, 2002 'Seize the professor!' said Hubert, determined to bring this evil to an end once and for all The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields
nursers Posted June 15, 2002 Posted June 15, 2002 Turning quickly, Hubert noticed that no other SSS Forum members were playing this silly game anymore.... The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields
Wewus432 Posted June 15, 2002 Posted June 15, 2002 "Understand this" said TheWewus "I will have nothing to do with Scooby Doo, and I've already contributed to this thread so if you could say something starting with a V that would be cool, heard any good limericks lately?"
nursers Posted June 15, 2002 Posted June 15, 2002 Voluptuous Wewus, I have not heard any good limericks lately. Undoubtedly you will supply one utilisng the letter X, which comes next The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields
Wewus432 Posted June 15, 2002 Posted June 15, 2002 X that. I don't mess around with limericks OR rebuses. Thanks for calling me voluptuous. By the way W was next.
artnoiser Posted June 15, 2002 Posted June 15, 2002 Yo no se si deberia escribir algo que empieze con y o con w, que piensan ustedes?
Robert Smedberg Posted June 15, 2002 Posted June 15, 2002 Z-plane filters on a E-mu is good. Å va' trevligt, sade en svensk. Äh, det är ingen mening, för ingen förstår ändå. Överskattat språk, det där svenska.
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