surfjunkie Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 okay, let's see if this will work. [b]we are going to write a little story about a guy that goes to Guitar Center. [/b] here are the rules: [b]rule #1:[/b] you can only write one sentence. [b]rule #2: [/b]your sentence must begin with the letter of the alphabet that comes next [i]example [b]A[/b]rtie likes peaches. [b]B[/b]ut the store is out of them. [b]C[/b]anned pears are not a good substitute.[/i] [b]rule #3: [/b]you can only submit one post to this thread. [b]rule #4:[/b] disable your signature for this thread (uncheck the box below the "instant ubb code" stuff). it'll make our story easier to read. i'll start: --- A guy walks into Guitar Center. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod S Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 But as he goes to ask this guy where the keyboard department is, he is rudely ignored, and the salesman walks away. Korg Kronos X73 / ARP Odyssey / Motif ES Rack / Roland D-05 / JP-08 / SE-05 / Jupiter Xm / Novation Mininova / NL2X / Waldorf Pulse II MBP-LOGIC American Deluxe P-Bass, Yamaha RBX760 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ha ha faa_Q Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 "Christ!" he fumes, as the veins in his temples bulge with ever-increasing anger, and in his state of frenzied rage, proceeds to walk over to the fire hose and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Zeger Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Doesn't anyone want me to buy something here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 ...Damn, I was trying to reply to Jimmy's post but he edited it so it doesn't work anymore! No fair! :D (well, at least that fits the next letter!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobro Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 ...Disembowl himself; freed from the burden of his digestive system and genitalia, he realizes that his soul is fast oozing away into the gutter and he's ready to go back into Guitar Center! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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not coaster MODERATOR Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 "Everybody who works in this place should have themselves put to sleep" sez he.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylver Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 "Fortunately, I keep a large supply of cyanide with me at all times", he says, as it occurs to him that the entire store staff resembles Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Picture show. I really don't know what to put here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franknputer Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 Good Lord, who do I have to kill to buy a pack of strings?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not coaster MODERATOR Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 (get back in the game Lee. Your post doesn't count) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_dup1 Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 "hel-LOOO! HELLOOOOOO! Does anyone want to help me???!!!!," he shouted in a combination of anger and frustration as he wandered the store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XNU8D Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 I must be invisible, I can't believe there's no one in this store paying attention to me, hey I am invisible. Who keeps moving my chair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonedog Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 (shit I was too slow) http://www.gearboxmusic.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted June 11, 2002 Share Posted June 11, 2002 J. Geils knocked over a large display of amps in the center of the store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Keyboards came crashing down, as the Marshall stacks fell like dominoes into the Roland display. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Look at me Idiots, here's a potential customer !!! Where are you, guys? Músico, Productor, Ingeniero, Tecnólogo Senior Product Manager, América Latina y Caribe - PreSonus at Fender Musical Instruments Company Instagram: guslozada Facebook: Lozada - Música y Tecnología www.guslozada.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Worthington Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Lo and behold, a salesman arrived, but he could immediately tell that it was all a big, big mistake--he would have been better off fending for himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KHAN Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Mackie-Mackie-Mackie, nothing but Mackie's everywhere. So Many Drummers. So Little Time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Capasso Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Not able to get past the lack of power amp/mixer choices, not able to get strings, not able to get any attention in the keyboard dept., our hero turns on the hose. www.stoneflyrocks.com Acoustic Color Be practical as well as generous in your ideals. Keep your eyes on the stars and keep your feet on the ground. - Theodore Roosevelt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattzen Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Of course, not more than a trickle escaped from the bronze nozzle of the hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Plugging of the city's water mains by the Martians was suspected (or possibly by Dave Bryce, two days after he tried all those sandwich recipes) so he cast the hose aside and yelled: Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogfur Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 "QUIT THIS INSANITY! ENOUGH ALREADY" as he crumpled to the floor, dripping hose flailing against a poster of Steve Vai... Woof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w8ter Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Realization hit him, he wuz drowning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
videoeditor1 Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Six million ways to die, and he's losing out to a hose, striking a wet, forlorn, prostrate pose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Lander Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Thinking, so this is how it ends. Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsightPro Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Unbelievably, it might not be over...nope...not yet... "Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and he'll spend all day in a boat drinking beer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dix Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 Violins.... he could hear the sound of violins. http://dix.stibs.cc/images/dix_blk-sm.jpg OUTSIDE THE BELTWAY http://dix.stibs.cc/images/godgunsrock-s.jpg"My uncles and forefather shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born into, come disrespect ours, and make us bend to your will. Get over it." - Ted Nugent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViLo Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by InsightPro: [b]Unbelievably, it might not be over...nope...not yet...[/b][/quote]What???Arthur does not work here anymore??? Jesus Is Coming, Make Music, Get Ready! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Balzac Posted June 12, 2002 Share Posted June 12, 2002 You Fired Kenny?!? YOU BASTARDS!! [img]http://history.ucr.edu/south-park2.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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