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it would soar above the clouds, then remember that it is a bass, and basses don't have wings. Then, it would fall from the sky and hit something hard. probably the ground or something. then it would be dead :cry:
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Mine would fly far far away to a monistary in the hills of the mountains. There, it wouldn't have to suffer one more night of relentless slapping and poping. It cound have it's frets mended ( especially #24 on the A and E string) and always set up properly for maximum playing comfort. But until then, that bitch is mine!
I didn't come here to play. I came here to make babies.
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If my bass could fly, it probably wouldn't do it very often because it doesn't feel the need to show off.

\m/

Erik

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Aw, Erik, you let me down, man. I was counting on you to come through with how your bass would fly very rudely into some dark recess of a previous' poster's anatomy, causing great discomfort and general embarrassment.

 

I can't say those things. I need an alter ego!!

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Nah... my bass wouldn't do those types of things. My guitar, on the other hand, has some real behavioral issues.

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Erik

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If my bass could fly, it would relentlessly fly around me, begging me to play it more.
**Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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I'd say buy more stands, Tazz. :D
**Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Originally posted by YEM:

Originally posted by Iceman Irwin:

Hmmm.... now remember almost a decade ago at the MTV awards....Nirvana's bassist had it land on his head....OUCHHHHH!!!!!! :mad:

 

NOW THAT'S A FLYING BASS!

I thought that was Jeff Ament from Pearl Jam???
No, it was Nirvana...
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Originally posted by dcr:

Jeff Ament was in Nirvana?

no it was nirvana who that happened to.
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