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Pet Peeves?


Timothy Lyons

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Here's one that I'm sure we all share:

 

When g***** players ask to play our basses, then proceed to shred like it was one of their wimpy 6-stringers instead of the manly 4-5 stringer it is. :mad:

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I hate it when five supermodels all wanna sleep with me at the same time, but I can only fit three of them in the limo because the rest of the space is taken up by sushi and $1000. bills.

 

Doesn't that suck?

\m/

Erik

"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."

--Sun Tzu

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Originally posted by CMDN:

I hate it when five supermodels all wanna sleep with me at the same time, but I can only fit three of them in the limo because the rest of the space is taken up by sushi and $1000. bills.

 

Doesn't that suck?

I know exactly how you feel, happens to me all the time. Terrible it is... just terrible.
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I hate it when 5 supermodels wanna sleep with me, and when we get home, ALL we do is sleep.

 

Gettin' old is a bitch!!!!

 

That's my pet peeve.

"Let's raise the level of this conversation" -- Jeremy Cohen, in the Picasso Thread.

 

Still spendin' that political capital far faster than I can earn it...stretched way out on a limb here and looking for a better interest rate.

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I hate when a band you wanna go hear (like Mean Ether) goes to play a gig in your old hometown (like NYC) and not your current hometown (like Chicago). Bastardos!

 

Have a great gig, Erik.

Thanks!

We'll bust out a few jams just for you, my man.

I'm sure Tom "The Chair" Capasso will report...

\m/

Erik

"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."

--Sun Tzu

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I hate it when some musicians, mainly guitarists and singers, think their crap dosen't stink. They think they are better than the general public, just because they're musicians. Go figure. They're just playing $200, middle of nowhere, gigs. Nothing wrong with that kind of pay but be humble, the meek shall inherit the earth. :thu:
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That's 20 cents for each of us in a five piece band.
Hah! That's exactly why I play in a THREE piece band! :D

 

My pet peeves?

 

- That 50-ish guy in the corner who thinks he's being funny by repeatedly and loudly requesting country & western songs from the rock band on stage.

 

- That 40-ish guy with the mullet and mustache whose musical preference seems to be limited to "Ya know any Skynrd?" "Can ya play Old Time Rock and Roll?"

 

- Local bar bands that have been around for 20 years... and haven't learned a new song in 10 years.

 

- "Classic Rock". Some songs just need to be retired.

 

- I almost hate to include this, cuz I feel a bit like a traitor, but... slap bassists who think every song needs a bass solo :(

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I HATE when a certain segment of musicians get together and form an online community. GET A LIFE!!! lol jk.

 

My biggest pet peeve is throwing my neck out while washing my face in the shower. god damn i'm gettin' old! :freak::rolleyes::mad:

Bee, why you sting me? - Jack Kerouac
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Playing in a rock/country band, and getting a request for reggae. Reggae! Did you not notice how WHITE I am? My legs match my socks, fergawshsakes!

 

Also, and I'm sure this has been mentioned before and will be mentioned again: "Do some of those Seinfeld things, you know, BOW DA BOW BOW CHICKA BEEEOOOOOOOW!" My normal response is, "No need, you've already done a fine job of recreating it yourself."

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Besides the supermodel thing (happens ALL the time), the worst would have to be when I let a bassplayer use my rig one time, then if we play again he/she assuems they can use it again and dosent even bring thiers! Then ask, "Uh, can I use your rig?" Im gonna start saying no, go get yours.
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yeah, hate that...

 

but if it's a chick i'll usually let it slide. i'm a sucker for female musicians. love em'.

 

Originally posted by J Reed:

Besides the supermodel thing (happens ALL the time), the worst would have to be when I let a bassplayer use my rig one time, then if we play again he/she assuems they can use it again and dosent even bring thiers! Then ask, "Uh, can I use your rig?" Im gonna start saying no, go get yours.

Bee, why you sting me? - Jack Kerouac
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Originally posted by xhawk4:

I hate it when some musicians, mainly guitarists and singers, think their crap dosen't stink. They think they are better than the general public, just because they're musicians. Go figure. They're just playing $200, middle of nowhere, gigs. Nothing wrong with that kind of pay but be humble, the meek shall inherit the earth. :thu:

Amen to that! Yep, some fan of some singer's been doing exactly that on Anderton's SSS forum.
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Why do people on the floor have to dance within 1/4" of the bandstand, bumping into mic stands (ouch!) and equipment and bouncing off speaker cabinets-- even when the rest of the dance floor is totally empty?????????

 

I've had a speaker column knocked over and one of my basses kicked over when someone stepped on the stand (a good Hamilton) and busted it. I very much wanted to kill him, and IMHO it would have been justifiable homicide.

 

Stupid #*&^%+@!!!

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