skipclone 1 Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Hey guitar & penslingers Here`s an intermediate writing exercise I thought might be useful-there was some comment recently about what to post here to get things going: Complete this sentence-adjust for gender references as needed: "This person actually had the nerve to come back after the guy/girl he/she left me for dumped him/her, saying it could still work out for us. That`s like-" here`s a couple of mine: "That`s like a hit-and-run driver backing up to finish the job." "That`s like a guy in a ski mask saying he`s come th read your meter." let the images fly! Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherri Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 ...drinking from the milk carton two weeks too late. www.metalblues.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted March 24, 2004 Author Share Posted March 24, 2004 Originally posted by cherri: ...drinking from the milk carton two weeks too late.ouch! Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrix Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 Im like a deer in the headlights or staring at a gun. I show up for my own slaughter when I know i should just run. Or She thinks she's a player and I am just a fool. She wants to play the lifegaurd- Id rather drown in this old pool. Check out some tunes here: http://www.garageband.com/artist/KenFava Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted April 20, 2004 Share Posted April 20, 2004 Originally posted by skipclone 1: "This person actually had the nerve to come back after the guy/girl he/she left me for dumped him/her, saying it could still work out for us. That`s like-" burning the bridge when you're on the wrong side. playing for keeps with your fingers crossed. granting me freedom then expecting me to go back into the cage. just a few quikies for ya Me and my two dogs, Remington and Winchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shniggens Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Sticking my dick in a light socket! It may be fun, but I get burned in the end (tip). Amateur Hack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noneverstuck Posted April 29, 2004 Share Posted April 29, 2004 After the Hindenberg bursts, she inquires about discount tickets. Deef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted April 30, 2004 Author Share Posted April 30, 2004 good stuff folks-keep em coming... Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noneverstuck Posted April 30, 2004 Share Posted April 30, 2004 This is not an exact fit, but there's something about the concept of the heart-breaker missing the broken-hearted that reminds me of the joke about the hobo and his dog. After years scrapping to survive, they are down to nothing. The hobo looks at his companion and realizes he has only one hope to avoid starvation. He makes a meal of the pooch. As he's finishing up, he sighs sadly, "I wish ol' Rex were here. He sure would've loved this bone." Deef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madgrinder Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 like... suing your lawyer asking for a doggy bag at your LAST meal cutting your grass AFTER getting an eviction notice ...it's Mr Stabby, da da da da da daaaah, da da da da da da daaaah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Borland Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 like rain on your wedding day Like a free ride when you just didnt pay The good advice you just didnt take or has that been used before??????? Growing old is inevitable....Growing up is optional ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted July 16, 2004 Author Share Posted July 16, 2004 Originally posted by Mark Borland: like rain on your wedding day Like a free ride when you just didnt pay The good advice you just didnt take or has that been used before???????er...possibly Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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