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Talking Heads News at Ten! Doobie Brothers Tobacco Products Morrison Mortuary, You Stab 'em We'll Slab 'em! Level 42 Elevators Co. Blondie Hair Rinse Butthole Surfer Hemmhoroid Creme

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Bono edition Guinness beer: Gets you hammered twice as fast! Kid Rock ultra-protective condoms: For when partying with chicks skankier than Pam Anderson :eek: . Skynryd Family Whisky: Avoid while flying small aircraft! Ricky Martin-brand Nails: Get that nail in with only one hit! Peter Buck brand sleeping pills. Warning: Do not consume with alcohol! Especially with Bono edition Guinness beer.
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Metallica Car Polish Megadeath Rat Poison Ozzy's Crazy Train Ride Poison Assorted Flavor Candy Motley Crue Temp-To-Hire Personnel Services Warrant Private Investigator Services Ratt Exterminators Winger Aircraft Black Sabbath Worship Center -Danny

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Loved the Level 42 elevators thing [quote]Originally posted by franknputer: [b]Red Hot Chili Peppers tube socks? Maybe they could get a cross-promotional thing with Viagra... :eek: [/b][/quote]Don't miss the obvious - The Tubes Tube socks Elvis Costello Rhyming Dictionary and Idioms Turned Upside Down (love that guy !!) Three Doors Down Real Estate Stabbing Westward National Parks Tours Aerosmith Airlines (think how many ways you could fly) The Who Private Investigators (Missing Persons a specialty) Dizzy Gillespie Chewing Gum (picture each piece as big as a brick) Tom

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Stevie Wonder Wear (men's underwear) Z Z Tops (car covers) Boyz To Men (penis extensions) Dire Straits Straights (tiny cigarettes that contain anything but tobacco) Elton's John's (unisex toiletries) Moby Grape (fine psychedelic wines)

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How about these: 1. Michael's McDonalds 2. Elton's John Service 3. Sammy Haggars Speed Limit Signs 4. Bootsy Collins 70's Clothing Outlet 5. Sinead O'Connor Shave Blades (by Schick) 6. Supertramp Womens Clothing (Ill refrain from mentioning that George Michaels wanted to help out with Elton's new business) Ikestr
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[list] [*]The Strokes.. "masseuse" service. [*]Willie Nelson tax consultants ("We KNOW how to work with the IRS!") [*]Barbara Streisand butter [*]Rush Taxi Service [*]The Doobie Bros.... er... do I really need to spell this one out? ;) [/list]

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Who dug this up?!?!? Collective Soul Mormon Products Collective Soul Prayer Rugs Collective Soul Rosary Beads Coll.... ah shit you get the idea.... Seal's Foundation Makeup Dee Snider's Dental Floss Little Feat's Petite Shoes Jagger Lip Gloss Duran Duran Blowdryers Clock Repair by Flavor Flav Marilyn Manson's Self-Help Tapes Mel Tillis' Speech Therapy Dolly Parton's "Stronger Ankles in Three Weeks!"

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Former Editor in Chief, Keyboard Magazine

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Industry affiliations: Antares, Arturia, Giles Communications, MS Media, Polyverse

 

 

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Average White Brand Laundry Detergent Frank's Bug Zappa Halen's Van Lines Sammy's Hagar Slacks AC/DC Die Hard Batteries. (No other AC/DC products should be mentioned). Buddy's Guy's Potato Chips ("Guy's" is a snack food brand here in KC...commercial: Bring home some Guy's chips today, and while you're at it, don't forget to grab some Guy's nuts). Jimmy's Pagers
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