Wewus432 Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 ...next post, please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisDude Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Brittney Pops Vanilla Ice Cream Cream Non Dairy Creamer Courtney Love Feminine Itch Spray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP3 Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by thisDude: [b] Courtney Love Feminine Itch Spray[/b][/quote]:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikestr Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 How about: 1. N*Sync software 2. Kiss lipstick 3. Enrique's eyeglasses 4. Motorhead distributor caps Ikestr ...hertz down low.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Talking Heads News at Ten! Doobie Brothers Tobacco Products Morrison Mortuary, You Stab 'em We'll Slab 'em! Level 42 Elevators Co. Blondie Hair Rinse Butthole Surfer Hemmhoroid Creme Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strat0124 Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Jimmy Dean sausage????? the real deal in the south. Down like a dollar comin up against a yen, doin pretty good for the shape I'm in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franknputer Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Red Hot Chili Peppers tube socks? Maybe they could get a cross-promotional thing with Viagra... :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dylan Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Bono edition Guinness beer: Gets you hammered twice as fast! Kid Rock ultra-protective condoms: For when partying with chicks skankier than Pam Anderson :eek: . Skynryd Family Whisky: Avoid while flying small aircraft! Ricky Martin-brand Nails: Get that nail in with only one hit! Peter Buck brand sleeping pills. Warning: Do not consume with alcohol! Especially with Bono edition Guinness beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny M Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Metallica Car Polish Megadeath Rat Poison Ozzy's Crazy Train Ride Poison Assorted Flavor Candy Motley Crue Temp-To-Hire Personnel Services Warrant Private Investigator Services Ratt Exterminators Winger Aircraft Black Sabbath Worship Center -Danny Grace, Peace, V, and Hz, Danny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtoledo3 Posted April 8, 2002 Share Posted April 8, 2002 Melissa Ethridge Earplugs Meatloaf Meatloaf Michael Jackson "Let's Play Doctor" kit Want mix/tracking feedback? Checkout "The Fade"- www.grand-designs.cc/mmforum/index.php The soon-to-be home of the "12 Bar-Blues Project" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Capasso Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Loved the Level 42 elevators thing [quote]Originally posted by franknputer: [b]Red Hot Chili Peppers tube socks? Maybe they could get a cross-promotional thing with Viagra... :eek: [/b][/quote]Don't miss the obvious - The Tubes Tube socks Elvis Costello Rhyming Dictionary and Idioms Turned Upside Down (love that guy !!) Three Doors Down Real Estate Stabbing Westward National Parks Tours Aerosmith Airlines (think how many ways you could fly) The Who Private Investigators (Missing Persons a specialty) Dizzy Gillespie Chewing Gum (picture each piece as big as a brick) Tom www.stoneflyrocks.com Acoustic Color Be practical as well as generous in your ideals. Keep your eyes on the stars and keep your feet on the ground. - Theodore Roosevelt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franknputer Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Three Dog Night pet boarding? R.E.M. sleep aids? Grateful Dead mortuary? I think I'll stay away from Buddy Holly airlines - likewise for the Jerry Lee Lewis Home for Teen Girls... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GY Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Stevie Wonder Wear (men's underwear) Z Z Tops (car covers) Boyz To Men (penis extensions) Dire Straits Straights (tiny cigarettes that contain anything but tobacco) Elton's John's (unisex toiletries) Moby Grape (fine psychedelic wines) GY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikestr Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 How about these: 1. Michael's McDonalds 2. Elton's John Service 3. Sammy Haggars Speed Limit Signs 4. Bootsy Collins 70's Clothing Outlet 5. Sinead O'Connor Shave Blades (by Schick) 6. Supertramp Womens Clothing (Ill refrain from mentioning that George Michaels wanted to help out with Elton's new business) Ikestr ...hertz down low.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted April 9, 2002 Author Share Posted April 9, 2002 OPENING SOON Keith Richards Drug Treatment Center and Beauty Parlor Get Clean while you get your nails done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Korn chips 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Gary Shider diapers /Mats http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisDude Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 ... But are any of these any more absurd than Kenny Roger's Chicken? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Zeger Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 Green Dayquil Sheryl Crow Bars (all I wanna do is steal some hubcaps) Moby ____ (a marital aid) Limp Bisquick Fat Boy Slim Jims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DubbyDoo Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 Paul Newman should be a rock star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WooF WooF Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 meef fugasso woof woof grr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dak Lander Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by mzeger: [b]Fat Boy Slim Jims[/b][/quote]Christ, you're killing me....Awk, Gack,... Our Joint "When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it." The Duke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 [list] [*]The Strokes.. "masseuse" service. [*]Willie Nelson tax consultants ("We KNOW how to work with the IRS!") [*]Barbara Streisand butter [*]Rush Taxi Service [*]The Doobie Bros.... er... do I really need to spell this one out? ;) [/list] It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strat0124 Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 How bout Melissa Etheridge feminine tobacco products?????? I know thats bad.....bad Gene! :) Down like a dollar comin up against a yen, doin pretty good for the shape I'm in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Who dug this up?!?!? Collective Soul Mormon Products Collective Soul Prayer Rugs Collective Soul Rosary Beads Coll.... ah shit you get the idea.... Seal's Foundation Makeup Dee Snider's Dental Floss Little Feat's Petite Shoes Jagger Lip Gloss Duran Duran Blowdryers Clock Repair by Flavor Flav Marilyn Manson's Self-Help Tapes Mel Tillis' Speech Therapy Dolly Parton's "Stronger Ankles in Three Weeks!" Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted June 24, 2002 Author Share Posted June 24, 2002 See, this is one of those threads that never grows old. Kudos to my friend DubbyDoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjunkie Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by mzeger: [b]Sheryl Crow Bars (all I wanna do is steal some hubcaps) Fat Boy Slim Jims[/b][/quote]how did i miss those the first time around! ho ho hee! modest mousetraps pavemints parliament funkadelicatessen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Fortner Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Prince spaghetti Stephen Fortner Principal, Fortner Media Former Editor in Chief, Keyboard Magazine Digital Piano Consultant, Piano Buyer Magazine Industry affiliations: Antares, Arturia, Giles Communications, MS Media, Polyverse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjunkie Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 prince spaghetti! haha!! :D :D wait, i don't get it :confused: ... jennifer lo-pez dispensers tower of power-ade husker du rags pearl jam joan jett-dry pixies styx percy sledge hammers eminenema Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Average White Brand Laundry Detergent Frank's Bug Zappa Halen's Van Lines Sammy's Hagar Slacks AC/DC Die Hard Batteries. (No other AC/DC products should be mentioned). Buddy's Guy's Potato Chips ("Guy's" is a snack food brand here in KC...commercial: Bring home some Guy's chips today, and while you're at it, don't forget to grab some Guy's nuts). Jimmy's Pagers "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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