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This joke has officially expired. Tune in again next year for another ruse. ;) Incidentally, for anyone who's wondering... [b]I never really liked music much when I was a kid.[/b] Truth: I've been a music fanatic since age six. [b]I envy guitar players.[/b] MMMWWAAAAHHHH-HAAA-HAAA-HAAA-HAAA-HAAA!!!!!! [b]my favorite sport is tennis.[/b] Tennis is watchable only when the participants are female, beautiful, and topless. [b]I lost all of my teeth in a sled-riding accident when I was nine.[/b] Not true, but I HAVE cracked my balls on a Western saddle a few times. OUCH!!! [b]I like Frank Sinatra, but to me, Perry Como was the ULTIMATE![/b] My mom had a Perry Como record. I never even heard it. Apparently it was too sappy even for HER. She despises Frank, though. [b]I ended up sitting next to Marcus Miller.[/b] I'm not that lucky. [b]I have a fetish for women's lingerie.[/b] Like most heterosexual guys, I think that ladies' lingerie is really cool, but only when it's worn by ladies. [b]When I go to California I always pack the teddy bear that I had when I was a kid, because I'm REALLY afraid of Earthquakes.[/b] I had a really cool teddy bear when I was little, but he doesn't like to fly. ;) [b]I always wanted to do the Bangles' bass player.[/b] Except drugs that powerful have not yet been invented. Oh, and about that prom story, it's true that my girlfriend was a junior and, by virtue of that fact, was not able to attend the prom. I considered taking someone from my class - someone expressed an interest - but it didn't seem right, going with someone I didn't really care about. So I blew off the prom and went out on a date with my girlfriend, instead. (See, I AM a stand up guy, after all!) :D Thanks for being such good sports!!!

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[quote]Originally posted by Dan South: [b]- I've never been a big fan of practical jokes...except for this one. :D [/b][/quote]... and you had to mention it AFTER I read your entire post :D ... :thu: Go, Dan !

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I, I must admit, am an idiot. Okay, the fishnet stockings thing seemed a bit out of character... but up to that point, I was completely reeled in - and my first thought was, "Damn, I have to figure out a way to call Dan up and give him some encouragement - he's really sounding like he's down and having a BAD time of things..." That, and the Beatles Jr post makes the only two things I got nailed on this April Fools Day. And NO, my Telefunken 251 ad on ebay is NOT an April Fools Joke - although the thought did occur to me just after I put it up and noticed the date. Nice gag Dan - you got me! :thu:
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[quote]Originally posted by markvincent: [b]Yeah... the ping pong was a bit of a givaway,but Perry Como?! That was the clincher.[/b][/quote]Point taken. Thanks for the editorial comments. I hope that my revisions meet with your approval. ;)

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Well,I didn't believe any of it until I got to the part about wearing bra's with Dolly Parton,that's when I said to myself,"I guess you really don't know some people as well as you think".
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Nice try! Soon as I read "I never liked music much as a kid" I knew something was up. You are way too talented dude. Didn't you write your first fugue while still in pampers? Sorry Dan, better luck next year.
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[quote]Originally posted by lrossmusic: [b] Didn't you write your first fugue while still in pampers? [/b][/quote]I wrote it in college. Do togas count? :D :D :D

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I was immediately suspicious, but I stopped reading after the "I was sitting next to Marcus Miller and didn't recognize him". It was obviously a holiday prank.
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I just want to know how you got a hold of my diary. I can;t believe that you would post all of my secrets in an open forum like this. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Except of course the last part. I never had a date for the prom :cry: :cry: :cry:
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I forgot what today's date is! Duh! Oh well ... just convinced my 'lil bro that the Queen has just died ;)
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Well, heck I knew it was April Fools day and somebody would do it but I temporarily forgot. I'm thinking "Geez, I woulda never figured all of this about Dan." And was a bit dumbfounded that you have no confidence. But when I got to women's lingerie, I figured something's up because "there ain't no way that man would admit that to us on here. No way." Man, you are warped just to be able to dream that stuff up.

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Hey Dan, You had me until you got to the lingerie part. Then I realised what was going on. A quick scroll down to the bottom of your post showed me that my suspicians were correct :) Btw, tennis rules! -- Rob
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Oh...my...GAWD. I got completely sucked into this. I'm sitting here, scrolling through the post going, "Wow, you think you know a guy...". Okay, I'm armoring my mind against all remaining April Fools' crap for the day. Nice one, Dan. - Jeff
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Sorry, I didn't buy it for a second because I was already fully aware of the date :p Apparently Canada forgot though [url=http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&u=/nm/20020401/od_nm/spoof_dc_4]An April Fool\'s Day internet report that Canadian Finance Minister Paul Martin would quit his job to breed Charolais cows and "handsome fawn runner ducks" sent the Canadian dollar lower on Monday[/url]
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Hey! I just got a call from my high school girlfriend! A mutual friend showed her this thread. I never thought she'd see it in a million years. Anyway, she didn't seem too upset. She actually gave me a compliment. She said I was the most lecherous philanderer that she'd ever met. Pretty cool, huh!?! I'm gonna have to look that up to night and see what it means. What a nice surprise, her calling and all!

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[quote]Originally posted by Phil O'Keefe : [b] ... Imagine what those words can do in the wrong hands... [/b][/quote]Phil, do you mean something like [b]THIS[/b]: [quote]Originally posted by Dan South: [b]I use to wear garter belts and fishnet stockings under my trousers. My favorite fantasy is going bra shopping ...[/b][/quote]:D

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And I was all ready to ask you how a 40's kinda guy got hold of Ecstasy... Now nobody will believe that Kerry Livgren and Dave Hope are my classmates.

He not busy being born

Is busy dyin'.

 

...Bob Dylan

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