surfjunkie Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 fucking brilliant! they'll never run an uncensored version, but i wondered tonight why they don't at least get creative with the bleeps. guitar noises might be too [i]bill & ted[/i], but i'm sure they could come up with something. there are a million possible samples from ozzy recordings to substitute for the bloody bleep. i had started to curb my cursing, but the fucks are sneaking the fuck back into conversations now that i'm watching this show. sorry grandma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by alphajerk: [b]i loved the trailer for next weeks show about his upcoming concerts. "im supposed to be the fucking prince of darkness... i cant have bubbles everywhere" man, this show kicks ass.[/b][/quote]I just about fell out of my chair when I saw that on the show tonight. Heck, even my WIFE (who is normally much more likely to be offended or uncomfortable around excessive swearing than I am) watches it regularly, and thinks it's a riot. She actually came in and reminded ME that it was on tonight. What we really find funny is that this apparently isn't an act - my stepdaughter Stasi was over visiting Kelly one night, and just before they were going to go out, Ozzy told them "don't drink and drive, and if you have sex, wear a condom" - almost verbatum to the scene they showed on the earlier show. [img]http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s2/contrib/navigator/usa.gif[/img] Phil O'Keefe Sound Sanctuary Recording Riverside CA http://www.ssrstudio.com pokeefe777@ssrstudio.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Their daughter seems reasonably well adjusted, considering the circumstances that she has had to grow up under. But their son? Does anyone else see this guy as a candidate to become a reclusive misfit who builds letter bombs in his bedroom laboratory? He generally seems pretty disillusioned with just about everything. Speaking of the language: I expect the language from Ozzy that I hear, but Sharon seems so much more together. I'm suprised she contributes to it. She's pretty much been the glue in that family over the years; I'd imagine. :freak: :freak: Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearmike Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Brilliant. :idea: Seriously, what the f*ck with the candles? Where does this candle impulse come from, and in what other profession does it get expressed? -steve albini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurie Z. Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 No fair - second time we've tried to tune in on Tuesday @ 10:30 on MTV and something else was on. Anybody else have Dish Network, or do I have to call 'em up and ask them about it? :rolleyes: lz [url=http://www.lauriez.com]www.lauriez.com[/url] www.lauriez.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Zeger Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Is there a regularly scheduled re-run? My wife and I caught the first 2 episodes on a Sunday afternoon a week ago. We were both ill, and still laughed so hard that we couldn't catch our breath. I'd love to see episodes 3 & 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anoplura Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Best thing on TV. I already can't wait till they come out on DVD. As for this week - the whole "Ozzy emptying the trash" montage was brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meccajay Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 I LOVE Ozzy TV!!! I didnt think I would but its just so funny! The family's going to war an the OZ is laying on the couch snoring.....looking like a rock star with his shades on! Couple thoughts-- -Is the wife Sharon missing a screw?? She seemed a lil whacked out throwing shit over the fence because of loud music, and the neighbors seemed very accurate in there analogy of Oz and the kids being cool but Sharon being a witch, and didnt her "Why dont you come by and have a cup of tea" comment seem like an invite to drink arsenic! I dont anyone's mom who'd put her ass in the air and put there kids teddy bear between there legs...Scary! -As mentioned earlier, I do beleive the son is lost in this world.....completely. Fortunatly Oz and the others seem to be adjusted enough to realize this and make him a live at home 30 yr old to keep him in check! -Why does Ozzie walk like C3PO?? And why does he stand still like Frankenstien?? Whats up with his hands shaking and all, are all these a side effect of heroin overuse? Anyone know? -The "vagina doctor" mention did make the daughter blush tremendously, I wonder if Ozzy's instinct's are sharper than we think?! TROLL . . . ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kudyba Posted March 28, 2002 Author Share Posted March 28, 2002 Damn 1 of Ozzy's drummers, Randy Castillo just passed away. [url=http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1453108/20020327/osbourne_ozzy.jhtml?headlines=true]Story at MTV.com[/url] . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearmike Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by meccajay: [b] -Is the wife Sharon missing a screw?? She seemed a lil whacked out throwing shit over the fence because of loud music-[/b][/quote]Did you not catch the clock that showed it was[b] 2:15 AM?! [/b] Seriously, what the f*ck with the candles? Where does this candle impulse come from, and in what other profession does it get expressed? -steve albini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfjunkie Posted March 31, 2002 Share Posted March 31, 2002 hey, i cought the last 5 minutes of Leno friday, (Cyprus Hill), and the Osbourne family was on! at the end they shook hands w/ the band and waved. what happened in the interview- anything good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeon Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 Sharon: [i]Martha Stewart can lick my scrotum. Do I have a scrotum? How much do women pay for knickers? His next wack! Whether he uses his right hand or his left. Were not the f*cking Partridge Family![/i] Ozzy: [i]Wheres my Gold Card? I look like a effin dockside hooker. Im f*cking Ozzy Osbourne, the f*cking Prince of f*cking Darkness![/i] Kelly: [i]Mum, you havent cooked for me since I was like six.[/i] [b]It is a reason to own a television. Absolutely effin classic.[/b] :thu: Go tell someone you love that you love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankieP Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 Does Ozzy have parkinson's or something? Funny show though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 i finally got to see it....it was pretty funny, Ozzy teasing his dog was cracking me up. 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphajerk Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 man, i fucking missed it tonight. laid down to take a "nap" at like 5 and woke up right after it ended. dammit. when is the reruns? alphajerk FATcompilation "if god is truly just, i tremble for the fate of my country" -thomas jefferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted April 3, 2002 Share Posted April 3, 2002 Too bad Alpha - it was very funny! I'm sure someone will pop in and let you know when the reruns are due on. I don't have to worry about the time that it comes on. Whenever it is, my wife comes into the room and turns it on for me and everything else stops. Sessions come to a grinding halt mid - take. :eek: No one's complained yet... Have a bagel - or maybe a large moldy ham - you'll feel better! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calfee Jones Posted April 5, 2002 Share Posted April 5, 2002 According to the listings on gist.com the 2 most recent episodes are being shown again @ 8 and 8:30 pm eastern tonight (friday Apr 5) - Calfee Jones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kudyba Posted April 20, 2002 Author Share Posted April 20, 2002 MTV.com has some interesting updates/interviews/articles: [url=http://www.mtv.com/bands/o/osbourne_ozzy/news_feature_032902/index2.jhtml]The Osbournes: Dysfunctional Family Values[/url] [url=http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1453464/20020417/osbourne_ozzy.jhtml?headlines=true]Pippy the Pomeranian dog has been missing for weeks[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphajerk Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 i think im caught up now. this show rocks. alphajerk FATcompilation "if god is truly just, i tremble for the fate of my country" -thomas jefferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kudyba Posted May 4, 2002 Author Share Posted May 4, 2002 Only 1 episode left for this season...I got a chance to hear this week's episode on the radio as WNEW's Ron & Fez (in NYC) play it live and talk over it. But, check out this article: [url=http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=799&e=2&cid=797&u=/eo/20020503/en_tv_eo/_quot_osbournes_quot__score__20_million_]"Osbournes" Score $20 Million?[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henchman Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Thsi show rocks. It's pretty scary watching it realising that Ozzie is probably the most sane person in the household. IMDB Credit list President George Washington: "The government of the United States is in no sense founded on the Christian Religion." President Abraham Lincoln: "The Bible is not my book, nor Christianity my religion." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 watching Ozzy trying to figure out how to play a DVD was hilarious....(i program those touch panels for a living) 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphajerk Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 one show left? what am i going to do on [what night is it on again?] alphajerk FATcompilation "if god is truly just, i tremble for the fate of my country" -thomas jefferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kudyba Posted May 4, 2002 Author Share Posted May 4, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by alphajerk: [b]one show left? what am i going to do on [what night is it on again?][/b][/quote]Thursday's at 10:30 PM... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip McDonald Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 I've yet to see it.... Then again, I've only managed to see about 4 or 5 complete episodes of "South Park".. Why is it, everytime South Park comes on, it's always a rerun of one of those 5 shows? I hear people talking about all these different episodes... do they actually exist? Does "The Osbournes" really exist? Guitar Lessons in Augusta Georgia: www.chipmcdonald.com Eccentric blog: https://chipmcdonaldblog.blogspot.com/ / "big ass windbag" - Bruce Swedien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kudyba Posted May 6, 2002 Author Share Posted May 6, 2002 Check out [url=http://www.fortune.com/indexw.jhtml?channel=artcol.jhtml&doc_id=207693]this interview[/url] w/Sharon on Fortune.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 I hardly ever watch TV so I always forget when stuff I do want to watch is on. But I did catch one episode of "The Osbournes" a couple of weeks ago. Man, classic stuff! It's like OZZY telling his kids not to stay out all night partying and doing drugs...LOL. He says, "You don't want to get involved in all that... I mean, look at me!" ROFL!! And the daughter saying how difficult it is for the kids at school, how they always get picked on because "nobody can let go of the fact that 20 years ago Dad bit the head off a bat!" Man I was howling... have to catch the reruns if there are any, and if I remember! --Lee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alphajerk Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by kudyba: [b] [quote]Originally posted by alphajerk: [b]one show left? what am i going to do on [what night is it on again?][/b][/quote]Thursday's at 10:30 PM...[/b][/quote]i always seem to watch it on tuesdays @ 10:30. alphajerk FATcompilation "if god is truly just, i tremble for the fate of my country" -thomas jefferson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chip McDonald Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Man, I've got to remember to try to watch it .. tuesday night sometime, right? Guitar Lessons in Augusta Georgia: www.chipmcdonald.com Eccentric blog: https://chipmcdonaldblog.blogspot.com/ / "big ass windbag" - Bruce Swedien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kudyba Posted May 6, 2002 Author Share Posted May 6, 2002 Sheesh I keep writing Thursday's...I mean TUESDAY's!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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