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About that Swedish book on recording Mahalia Jackson.

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Wednesdayafternoon 4pm - a small homerecordingstudio near Amsterdam - Netherlands.


A phone rings:


Booshy :"Hello Bushcollectors Recordingstudio,Booshy Speaking."

Mum :"Hi son,it's mum.Are you dropping beats again?If so pick'm up."

Booshy : "Hey mum,..Glad you called.I was wondering,can ya lend me $29.95?"

Mum : "Well ,hmm, did ya spend all ya money on Heineken again?"

Booshy : No mum,I met this Swedish guy called Brooze on the internet and he wrote a book about recording Thrillers."

Mum : "You mean like in movies?"

Booshy : "No Mum,I mean like in a Record. He recorded a record by M.Jackson - I think thats M stands for Mahalia."

Mum : "Okay,well can't we do that next month."

Booshy : "No Mum,because people on the internet are talking about sucking him up so maybe he won't be here next month".

Mum : "There's now ay they can suck him up.Don't you mean liposuction?"

Booshy : "I don't think so,he is old but not fat.I saw his picture.Hey mum he must really be swedish because he looks like that cook from the MuppetShow."

Mum : "Swedish guys are cool!I nearly sucked one up when I was young."

Booshy : "Well mum,...can I borrow the money??Puhlease 'cause when I have this book,maybe I can finally make a hitsong and pay you back for everything you've ever done for me."

Mum : "Well okay then, but only if the bad people on the internet promisse not to suck up this swedish man and if he signs the book for you.I think this man can teach you a lot."

Booshy : Thankzz Mum,you're the best!!I love ya,...say bye to Dad for me!


Hey Bruce,...Now is there anyway I can buy a signed copy from you ? ;)

Fan, nu pissar jag taggtråd igen. Jag skulle inte satt på räpan.


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Originally posted by Michael Jackson's real nose:

You def be's funnier than ArelLspenCer, now, man! ;)


But the line 'bout "nearly sucked one up" may be over the top. After all, she's still yer Mama!

The same mama who gave me an inflatable love doll dressed up as Santa 2 weeks ago lol.

Dear Nose,.. Í wish someday you can meet my mama,..she's as funny as hell and was actually really on the phone with me while I wrote this.


It's a reaction on several threads I read on here. And Mr.Bruce,..I really would like to order a signed copy of your book. That was no joke.



Fan, nu pissar jag taggtråd igen. Jag skulle inte satt på räpan.


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Good one, Boosh. That's hilarious!

"Meat is the only thing you need beside beer! Big hunks of meat and BEER!!...Lots of freakin' BEER."

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