Dr Nursers Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Israel military issues G-string ban 4:30 PM November 10 A hard-nosed Israeli army officer at a base near Tel Aviv has banned young women soldiers from wearing skimpy G-string underwear, the Maariv daily has reported. "Only my wife has the right to wear a G-string," the officer told the soldiers. He did not say how the army would be checking whether the order had been followed. -AFP Source: AFP The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast My Music: Stainless Fields Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriel E. Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 That's pretty funny. FWIW, the Israelis are the best looking people I have ever seen. I was over there in '00 and they're all really fit, stylish and just plain beautiful. Absolutely horrid taste in music though. The "hip" club kids were listening to Celine Dion and the Backstreet Boys. "You never can vouch for your own consciousness." - Norman Mailer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Nursers Posted November 10, 2004 Author Share Posted November 10, 2004 I too was over there in 2000 and agree fully - the girls are majorly attractive The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast My Music: Stainless Fields Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 All G strings? Plain or bronze wound? I was gonna try and get a gig in Tel Aviv, but I don't think I could play with only five strings. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Nursers Posted November 10, 2004 Author Share Posted November 10, 2004 You just HAD to bring the tone down didn't you Ted The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast My Music: Stainless Fields Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Originally posted by Gabriel E.: That's pretty funny. FWIW, the Israelis are the best looking people I have ever seen. I was over there in '00 and they're all really fit, stylish and just plain beautiful. Absolutely horrid taste in music though. The "hip" club kids were listening to Celine Dion and the Backstreet Boys.I had a Jewish girlfriend when I was 21, man do they put out or what, just kidding. I thought Julie was cute when I first met her, but after a while her nose just got in the way, just kidding again, but I'd be willing to bet that today, she is a big Celine Dion fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bbach1 Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Originally posted by TheWewus: Originally posted by Gabriel E.: That's pretty funny. FWIW, the Israelis are the best looking people I have ever seen. I was over there in '00 and they're all really fit, stylish and just plain beautiful. Absolutely horrid taste in music though. The "hip" club kids were listening to Celine Dion and the Backstreet Boys.I had a Jewish girlfriend when I was 21, man do they put out or what, just kidding. I thought Julie was cute when I first met her, but after a while her nose just got in the way, just kidding again, but I'd be willing to bet that today, she is a big Celine Dion fan.boom badda boom bbach Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 I want a nasty little Jewish Princess With titanic tits, and sandblasted zits, I want a fornicating Jewish princess, With a garlic aroma, that could level Tacoma, Fwaaaahhh! Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeT156 Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 BBach: There was an old joke about Jewish girls some years ago, before the politically correctness phase set in. Question: How do you get a Jewish girl to stop screwing? Answer: Marry her. That's why so many Jewish men had girl friends on the side, in addition to being able to afford both. But you know what they say about generalization? It's generally bull shit. Mike T. Yamaha Motif ES8, Alesis Ion, Prophet 5 Rev 3.2, 1979 Rhodes Mark 1 Suitcase 73 Piano, Arp Odyssey Md III, Roland R-70 Drum Machine, Digitech Vocalist Live Pro. Roland Boss Chorus Ensemble CE-1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boosh Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Originally posted by nursers: I too was over there in 2000 and agree fully - the girls are majorly attractive to bad the all end up looking like Fran Dreschner(the Nanny)'s mum Fan, nu pissar jag taggtråd igen. Jag skulle inte satt på räpan. http://www.bushcollectors.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bbach1 Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Originally posted by MikeT156: BBach: There was an old joke about Jewish girls some years ago, before the politically correctness phase set in. Question: How do you get a Jewish girl to stop screwing? Answer: Marry her. Mike T.Who do you guys think you are, Henny Youngman? bbach Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g. Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 I know Lenny Bruce is too old to cop Frank Zappa material. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Originally posted by MikeT156: BBach: There was an old joke about Jewish girls some years ago, before the politically correctness phase set in. Question: How do you get a Jewish girl to stop screwing? Answer: Marry her. Jewish girl? My wife's not Jewish. You guys are going to incur the wrath of my personal favorite resident Jewish guitar-babe-of-the-boards (slinks out through the side door). Don't say I didn't warn you... "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Originally posted by boosh: Originally posted by nursers: I too was over there in 2000 and agree fully - the girls are majorly attractive to bad the all end up looking like Fran Dreschner(the Nanny)'s mum Boom Badda Boom !! Músico, Productor, Ingeniero, Tecnólogo Director de Ventas, América Latina y Caribe - PreSonus Audio Electronics Instagram: guslozada Facebook: Lozada - Música y Tecnología www.guslozada.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Programgirl Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Screw the whole lot of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 Well, there must be two. Don't say I didn't warn you. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bbach1 Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Why didn't you warn us? bbach Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g. Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 I already used my "girls with mustaches" joke yesterday, talking about italians. damn. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Originally posted by boosh: ...to bad the all end up looking like Fran Dreschner(the Nanny)'s mum I forgot. Swedish women universally age into 60 year old supermodels. My mother is 64 years old and looks nothing like Fran Drescher. Her mother looks a bit like Karl Malden, but at 95 years old I only hope to look like something other than a pile of bones. And who you callin' a babe, Ted! It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Originally posted by fantasticsound: And who you callin' a babe, Ted! Well, Neil...you're a great looking guy I'm sure, but, you being a guy and all, you're not my type (sorry to burst your bubble) . I'm talking about that '52 Goldtop-playing babe. But, I'm sure you knew that. And, I don't know what Fran Drescher's mother looks like, but Fran is a babe. Not sure I could listen to her voice for extended periods of time, though. "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robman2 Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 To quuote Steve Martin from Daed men Don't Wear Plaid... "I'd like to make soup from your panties" Fashion wise, the thongs are on the way out... Crack riding and stuff... R Label on the reverb, inside 1973 Ampeg G-212: "Folded Line Reverberation Unit" Manufactured by beautiful girls in Milton WIS. under controlled atmosphere conditions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted November 11, 2004 Share Posted November 11, 2004 Originally posted by Tedster: ...I'm talking about that '52 Goldtop-playing babe. But, I'm sure you knew that. ...First, I'm hurt. (K-i-d-d-i-n-g!) Second, yep, I figured you meant Lee despite her complete contradiction of the Jewish American Princess stereotype. It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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