Bbach1 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Ok Canada. I've lived right beside you all my life. I love you man, but I'm sick and tired of the cold air you send across the border year after year. What's up with that? Stop it. No more Alberta Clippers. No more 'cold Canadian airmasses'. This morning, our temp dropped 30 degrees in the space of about an hour. It's frickin cold out! The weatherman said it was your fault and he should know because he is a meteorologist. I'm going to have to ask you to stop this. bbach Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaeton Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 If you're going to talk to the Soviet Canadians, you'll have to address them in russian. Dr. Seuss: The Original White Rapper . WWND? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp3nc3r Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by phaeton: If you're going to talk to the Soviet Canadians, you'll have to address them in russian.Hey?!!!! (In Russian accent) Fine. I crush you like Chechnyan uprisink! oooo shit, I'm gonna hear about that one!! As for the weather, stop sending US the remnants of your hurricanes! Cheers! Spencer "I prefer to beat my opponents the old-fashioned way....BRUTALLY!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouizel Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Well, we don't have a better place for Hurricane Shards. (That WBAGNFARB) But you, on the other hand, live with that cold-assed air all the time. **Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp3nc3r Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 (That WBAGNFARB) Dude, you lost me...... "I prefer to beat my opponents the old-fashioned way....BRUTALLY!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouizel Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 That's one of Botch's sayings. It stands for Would Be A Great Name For A Rock Band. **Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp3nc3r Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Aaaaah! Gotchya! Cheers! Spencer "I prefer to beat my opponents the old-fashioned way....BRUTALLY!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botch. Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 North Dakota's in Canada, ain't it? Botch "Eccentric language often is symptomatic of peculiar thinking" - George Will www.puddlestone.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bbach1 Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by Botch.: North Dakota's in Canada, ain't it? what do you mean eh? bbach Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptuzer Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by cwfno: Originally posted by Botch.: North Dakota's in Canada, ain't it? what do you mean eh?Where is North Dakota? Isn't that west of Colorado? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bbach1 Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 Originally posted by ptuzer: Originally posted by cwfno: Originally posted by Botch.: North Dakota's in Canada, ain't it? what do you mean eh?Where is North Dakota? Isn't that west of Colorado?To get to North Dakota you go north. To get to South Dakota you go south. bbach Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaeton Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 To get to North Dakota you go north. To get to South Dakota you go south. yeah.. *duh* Just like to get to North Carolina, you go north, and to get to South Carolina, you go south. Conversely, to get to West Virginia, you go west. And to get to Virginia you go Virginia. (moral of the story is i guess never trust Americans for directions.) I was once asked if Idaho was an island north of Washington State. True Story. For that person's birthday i bought them an atlas of the world. (and they liked it) Dr. Seuss: The Original White Rapper . WWND? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 I've read The Atlas before, a lot of pictures but very little plot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITGITC Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 I think we should build a big wall between the US and Canada... Because THAT'S WHERE THE COLD AIR COMES FROM!!! ...an excerpt from Lewis Black's HBO special "Black on Broadway" where he discusses Bush's tax cuts, the sorry state of the US economy and how the US Government should provide jobs that hire the unemployed who spend their paycheck on goods and services because 'that stimulates the f*ckin' economy too!". If you haven't seen this guy on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart", he's really funny. The HBO special is even funnier. He came to Duke University a couple of weeks ago to a packed house. Damn if he wasn't even funnier in person. Catch his act if you can. Tom "Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent." - Victor Hugo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouizel Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Gotta agree with ya, Lewis Black is hilarious. **Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaeton Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 I've read The Atlas before, a lot of pictures but very little plot. That's it! For your birthday you're getting a tablet of graph paper. Dr. Seuss: The Original White Rapper . WWND? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackpine Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Canada.... it's like a whole 'nother country up there. www.relayerstudios.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Force Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by jackpine: Canada.... it's like a whole 'nother country up there. That is is.. Steve Force, Durham, North Carolina -------- My Professional Websites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Hey, phaeton; who was it that said, "There ain't no North Carolina. It's upper SOUTH Carolina!"? Some '30's radio comic, I forget his name. Any ideas? Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundthinker Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 small bit o' trivia north dakota was intentionally left out of an atlas one year. Something to do with the number pages and how they were folded and bound or something. /jim "...it is the leaders of the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lacking patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It is the same in any country." -Hermann Goering, second in command of the Third Reich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackpine Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 You gotta love a country where you can drive 100 and gas is .82. www.relayerstudios.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIMiT Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I'm in Vancouver B.C. Canada. Doesn't get cold here, unless a big chill from ALASKA hits us. "..it will test your head,..and your mind,...and your brain too..." Dewey Finn- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Klopmeyer Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 What is this "cold" of which you speak? - Jeff Marketing Communications for MI/Pro Audio My solo music and stuff They Stole My Crayon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp3nc3r Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by HOTTBoX: I'm in Vancouver B.C. Canada. Doesn't get cold here, unless a big chill from ALASKA hits us.AHA!! Touchè! That's right - WHO'S ON TOP!!!! (geographically speaking, of course ) Cheers! Spencer "I prefer to beat my opponents the old-fashioned way....BRUTALLY!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouizel Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Now, now, don't try to weasel out of it, Canada-boy! **Standard Disclaimer** Ya gotta watch da Ouizel, as he often posts complete and utter BS. In this case however, He just might be right. Eagles may soar, but Ouizels don't get sucked into jet engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bbach1 Posted October 14, 2004 Author Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Da HalloWeasel: What is this "cold" of which you speak? - JeffJeff, cold is when nobody had a neck. We all walk around with our shoulders scrunched up against the cold and you don't see a neck until spring. bbach Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sp3nc3r Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I honestly can say that I can't brag about the weather here - except that we're probably the foggiest city in North America. There are 'Fog Conventions" held here annually for christ sake For the most part, though, the weather is pleasant enough for being surrounded by the Atlantic Ocean. Not too hot, cold, dry, wet, etc.. Although it does take some getting use to if you move here from someplace that has never seen snow before - we get a fair bit of it in Jan/Feb. Good thing I like to shovel Cheers! Spencer "I prefer to beat my opponents the old-fashioned way....BRUTALLY!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyscots Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 After somebody murdered our sun and replaced it with the wettest summer on record, apparently we're in for our coldest winter ever, starting next week! Damn those Visa regulations! I miss the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bbach1 Posted October 14, 2004 Author Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by flyscots: After somebody murdered our sun and replaced it with the wettest summer on record, apparently we're in for our coldest winter ever, starting next week! Damn those Visa regulations! I miss the sun.Fly, I'm pretty sure your sun is alive and well. He's just been detained at the same airport with Cat Stevens. They'll let him out as soon as we win the war on terrorism. bbach Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshell Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 We'll stop sending cold air when you stop sending us Fear Factor . http://www.nbc.com/Fear_Factor/gallery/bestof/19.jpg Myshell Myshell Nukina http://www.djmyshell.com http://www.nukina.ca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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