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Thank you!

 

If it wasn't for all you other good people posting, I wouldn't be here as much.

 

Originally posted by funk jazz:

yeah, but why is your first name plural? :freak:

That's a new one I haven't heard before!

I'll ask my brother Hans and my cousin Anders the same thing. :freak:

 

Originally posted by funk jazz:

hey, where's the motorcyle riding rat with a 10K banner?

He's at the store.

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What do we want? Procrastination!

When do we want it? Later!

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Hey Mats!

 

Does "Eskilstuna" translate into English?

 

I've got a small pocketknife which I believe is called "Eskilnunakniv." Don't know if that's a brand or a model.

 

But it's handy! :thu:

 

Congrats on 10K. Or sympathies. Something.

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Originally posted by JohnS:

Just out of curiosity is Mats short for Mathiessen?

Mats is a common name here. It is a variation of Matthew (in Swedish: Mattias).

 

Originally posted by Dennyf:

Hey Mats!

 

Does "Eskilstuna" translate into English?

 

It's a medieval town name, after an English missionary named Eskil. Tuna is a variation on the old Swedish word "Tun", wich I think means "a place by the river", or something. (Come to think about it, "tun" sounds a lot like "town")

Here you can learn more about this town

 

Originally posted by Dennyf:

I've got a small pocketknife which I believe is called "Eskilnunakniv." Don't know if that's a brand or a model.

 

But it's handy!

I bet it's a handy pocket knife you've got there. And much better than a Swiss knife! :D

"Eskilstunakniv" is a model, a quite famous one.

http://www.eka-knivar.se/prod/class/class.jpg

A selection of typical pocketknives from Eskilstuna.

 

They are very slim and you can get that thing very sharp. "The 24 carat goldplated and black lacquered finish originates from the 19th century and requires a substantial handicraft skill to create." There used to be many skilled knife craftsmen here. Knives & scissors were big products. Link to one of our remaining knife manufacturers. I have a couple of old kitchen knives that was made here and they seem to last forever.

Locks was (is) also a big local produce and ASSA-ABLOY still keeps it's HQ here.

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Originally posted by WOW:

:wave:

 

Originally posted by Brakka:

quote:
Originally posted by Mats

He's at the store.

;)
:D

 

Originally posted by Jeff Da Weasel:

Congrats Mats, my 10K brother! :wave:

 

quote:
Originally posted by Bunny +/-:

ConMats, grats! :thu:

Thank you, or something! :cool:

 

The bar is open!

Beer, anyone?

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Mats, remind me or Tedster to make sure we get you a copy of the keys to the 10K clubhouse. You'll really like it there - lots of cool gear, great tunes, free refreshments plus the other 10K member perks that I can't talk about in public... it's a very cool place. We only ask that you keep them to yourself though... we try to keep the riff-raff like Nursers out.
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Ahhh Phil, but you forget I am a member of the Moderator's club. Monthly weekend meetings in tropical locations, unlimited expense account etc etc. Just ask Craig, db or gus what it's like.

 

You also forget at the next meeting we vote on whether you should be allowed in now you have served your probation period. So perhaps a little grovelling is in order :evil:

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Help is on it's way...

 

http://www.marsh.ca/ecisl/products/marsh/images/life_preserver.gif

 

...and Tedster's probably right. I just read through Mats' interview with Brakka and Mats said he spent a lot of time growing up on a boat. ;) Probably is very adept in swimming.

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Hlep? Is that Swedish? :)

 

"HLEP! HLEP!!"

 

Here's the only Swedish song I know...

 

The Bum Bum Song Lyrics

 

My bum is on the rail

Bum is on the rail

Look at Me

My bum is on the rail

My bum is on a man

Bum is on a man

It's alot of fun to put your bum on a man

My bum is on a step

Bum is on a step

Don't fall down the steps you might hurt your bum!

(Insane Laughter)

And thats not very fun

If you fall down and hurt your bum

I like to put my bum on things

It's fun for everyone

 

My bum is on the cheese

Bum is on the cheese

If I get lucky I'll get a disease!

My bum is on the Swedish

Swedish, Swedish, Swedish

My bum is on the gum

My bum is on the gum

I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum

My bum is on the ship

The battleship

I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum

I'd shoot POO all over the place

POO POO!!

 

Cause that isn't very fun

When they shoot a cannon in your bum

I like to put my bum on things

it's fun for everyone

My bum is on the dog

My bum is on the cat

My bum is on the phone

My bum is all alone......

 

The rail is all alone

The man is all alone

The Swedish is all alone

My bum...is all alone....

(Loo in the background)

 

1,2,3,4

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

Get the poo off my bum!

I need the POO off my BUM!!

I've go to get the poopoo off my bum

I want to hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)

No, let me hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)

NO NO NO, no, not the loon!

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

My bum is all alone

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!

I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE LOON!

(Cannon Explodes)

 

Yea! The cannon!

Now get the poo off my bum coo coo

I want the poo-poo off my bum bum...

(Whining)Can I hear the loon again, too.

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Originally posted by Ani:

... and what kind of a song is THAT???? :freak:

 

I could have done without the bum is on the man... at least it didn't say "a man is on my bum"

It was that dumb video Tom Green had a few years back.
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Mrrry 10k /mats!!!

 

Congrats, etc.

 

:D

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