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Uh... uhhum... Beano de-gasser pills... do they work?


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This is so stupid, I can't believe I'm even asking this but hey, I really wanna know. And it's a boring Saturday. So, I have a date with a new girl tonight to go see a band we both like. And I love lima beans. Problem. I don't wanna be doing the blazing saddles thing while with her. I remember when the Beano pills came out years ago. They were a novelty. People thought it was funny. But I seem to recall that it became a "serious" product. One that really works. Do they? Do you have to take them before you eat your beans or afterward is okay?

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Fruits of science to the rescue. It's a simple principle. The gas is created because some folks don't have the enzyme to properly break down certain food constituents. Beano is just a brand name for a product that provides the enzyme so you can digest it without, er, side effects. I don't know about the pills, but there's a widely available liquid form. And you're darn tootin' it works. :D Oh ye of little faith. Btw, around here, I think it would be the Beano degausser. :D
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You could also try [b]NOT[/b] eating beans on the day of your date! :D [b]OR[/b] Let 'em rip and if she stays...she's a keeper!!! It's going to have to happen sooner or later if you like beans so much, right? :rolleyes: [ 01-12-2002: Message edited by: mattzen ]
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Well, you were correct in asking on a music BBS, after all, "Beans, Beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot". :D P.S. Lay off the beans next Thursday! [ 01-12-2002: Message edited by: Jeff Leites ]
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I find the Beano plug-in to be brittle in the highs, and a bit thin in the lows. For really warm flatulence processing I recommend the Waves Renaissance De-Gasser. Especially if you have a lot of natural compression... :eek:
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did i mention in making a midi/faltulence interface? fully assignable... ahh.. knobs actually, lets scrap the knobs on second thoughts oh, and while i have your attention, we arent going digital, we prefer to offer you VALVES for all your flatulence interfacing needs
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