LiveMusic Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 This is so stupid, I can't believe I'm even asking this but hey, I really wanna know. And it's a boring Saturday. So, I have a date with a new girl tonight to go see a band we both like. And I love lima beans. Problem. I don't wanna be doing the blazing saddles thing while with her. I remember when the Beano pills came out years ago. They were a novelty. People thought it was funny. But I seem to recall that it became a "serious" product. One that really works. Do they? Do you have to take them before you eat your beans or afterward is okay? > > > [ Live! ] < < < Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty Planet Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 Fruits of science to the rescue. It's a simple principle. The gas is created because some folks don't have the enzyme to properly break down certain food constituents. Beano is just a brand name for a product that provides the enzyme so you can digest it without, er, side effects. I don't know about the pills, but there's a widely available liquid form. And you're darn tootin' it works. :D Oh ye of little faith. Btw, around here, I think it would be the Beano degausser. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not Cereal Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 have i ever told you folks how much I HATE BEANO PILLS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeon Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 yes, Beano does work if your flatulence is caused by various vegetables and legumes...when I was fully vegan it worked wonders. Go tell someone you love that you love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattzen Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 You could also try [b]NOT[/b] eating beans on the day of your date! :D [b]OR[/b] Let 'em rip and if she stays...she's a keeper!!! It's going to have to happen sooner or later if you like beans so much, right? :rolleyes: [ 01-12-2002: Message edited by: mattzen ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parisongs Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 Who knows? Maybe the girl likes Dutch Ovens? A Dutch Oven, by the way, is when you fart under the covers and you pull the covers up over her head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobro Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 [quote]Originally posted by mattzen: [b] Let 'em rip and if she stays...she's a keeper!!! [ 01-12-2002: Message edited by: mattzen ][/b][/quote] Words of wisdom. :D -CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Leites Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 Well, you were correct in asking on a music BBS, after all, "Beans, Beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot". :D P.S. Lay off the beans next Thursday! [ 01-12-2002: Message edited by: Jeff Leites ] My Web Site - Tunes - Pictures - Guitar Projects - Native American Style Flute Projects - Hard Rock Cafe Guitar Pins My Eclectic YouTube Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxTick Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 what's the best mic and preamp to record flatulence? :D 0096 2251 2110 8105 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeluxeReverb Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 Only if you smoke. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvster Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 For those of you unfamiliar with the CDs: http://www.pullmyfinger.com Forget which issue, but one of them was actually reviewed in Keyboard. Marv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KHAN Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 I find the Beano plug-in to be brittle in the highs, and a bit thin in the lows. For really warm flatulence processing I recommend the Waves Renaissance De-Gasser. Especially if you have a lot of natural compression... :eek: So Many Drummers. So Little Time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not Cereal Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 the grm tools -delay- has quite a long capability, and the feedback can be turned up to the grossitude level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippie Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 All the suggestions are excellent. However, keep in mind to use all these 'sweeteners' to a minimum; too 'wet' and you could have a real mess 'on your hands'. :eek: :D In two days, it won't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dean Bohana Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 pullmyfinger.com has changed my life....for the wetter! Thanks a million! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tedster Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 I like Steve Martin's old bit about smoking... "Do you mind if I smoke?" "Not at all! Mind if I FART?" "Cisco Kid, was a friend of mine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh dri Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 did i mention in making a midi/faltulence interface? fully assignable... ahh.. knobs actually, lets scrap the knobs on second thoughts oh, and while i have your attention, we arent going digital, we prefer to offer you VALVES for all your flatulence interfacing needs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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