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hello my children. peace be with you and all that rot..

wow... I can hear my hair..

it's making this odd clacking noise. seems to stop as I quit typing.. there it is again..

anyhoo. uh what?

oh..

I found this half smoked thang in my couch..

musta fell out of some hippies pocket.

damn hippies..

I was looking for uh I forget what I was looking for.

anyway I found this thang and I saw that it looked very fierce and so it would'nt fall into the wrong hands by accident I did the only thang I could do..

I slammed it into a STONE and lit the hail out of it. ahahaha.,I said HAIL when I rally said HAIL.. ahahaha Hell. HELL FAR! and brimstone..

uh oh...my hairs are making that odd clacking noise again..

off,, offf,,,

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So you smoked some weed then?

 

Ummm ... yeah, great thread.

 

Next thrilling installment:

 

Arell orders a hamburger ;)

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What is weed?

I know what you mean Ar my man!

I just got up to make myself a tuna milkshake when I noticed that there was only soy milk in the fridge. We dutch know how to make cheese from milk(I had cheese) but I forgot how to change it back to milk. Am trying to call my mum now. I know how to make ice from water and the other way round. With cheese and milk it was something like that.

Fan, nu pissar jag taggtråd igen. Jag skulle inte satt på räpan.

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Originally posted by boosh:

[QB]What is weed?[/b]

I know what you mean Ar my man!

I just got up to make myself a tuna milkshake when I noticed that there was only soy milk in the fridge. We dutch know how to make cheese from milk(I had cheese) but I forgot how to change it back to milk. Am trying to call my mum now. I know how to make ice from water and the other way round. With cheese and milk it was something like that.]

hey booshie!

you must mean to say: WHAT "ARE" weeds?

you know, dandelions and sech..

HEY small world ain't it man!

we have ICE too. course we have a bit of the winter kinde too.

I have a winter box in my shed that I keep dead animal meats in.. it has WINTER inside it and it never stops wintering..

I can make WATER from ice by holding the ice under my armpit or between my ample buttcheeks till it unfreezes..

I tried the other way around but no deal.

my mouth is really dry.

. theres that hair clackin' noise again!

aye yi,yi! .

NOW I hear spanish expletives!

cooool... . .

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Originally posted by techristian:

Hi arellspencer. I always knew that you were on drugs. Have you talked to your lampshade lately? Hearing voices in your head?

 

Dan

 

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hey,hey! mr. christian.. I hope yew iss well.. Yo bueno gracias~....

you always knew I was on drogs?

are yew psychotic? you know, like E.S.P?

I'm just regular.. I have no psychotic abilities..

none at all. psychosomatic MAYBE! but not that other kinde, oh no!

 

Actually it ain't DROGS so much as it is HERBS...

St.jhons wort and KAVAKava.. the only real side effect is growing hair on your eyelids. that othre thang, the uh, squid toe; thats like a perk, almost.. .

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You heard The Color Red?
Yeah, I think it's his red hair that is clacking when he types.

 

Believe me Arell, it could be weirder. At least you don't hear your bum quacking.

Just a pinch between the geek and chum

 

 

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Originally posted by Philip O'Keefe:

You heard The Color Red ?

okay, NOW I'm havink fon mon'!

thanks for playin' along ya' big goof!

 

I went to 'de site mon'.. ahahaha! they be lookin' like dhey gotta dookey.

or somethin' is turnin' a corner,,.

dookey cramps.

NEW BAND NAME:.Duke terdins and the screamers.

thaunk you for lettink' me share, ahem.. yas..

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Originally posted by arellspencer:

, the uh, squid toe; thats like a perk, almost.. .

One of these?

 

http://phanou38.free.fr/futurama/perso/zoidberg.gif

 

or one of these?

 

http://www.cameltoe.org/images/CamelandToe.jpg

 

Oh, no ... that's a camel toe.

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Originally posted by Rog:

Originally posted by arellspencer:

, the uh, squid toe; thats like a perk, almost.. .

One of these?

 

http://phanou38.free.fr/futurama/perso/zoidberg.gif

 

or one of these?

 

http://www.cameltoe.org/images/CamelandToe.jpg

 

Oh, no ... that's a camel toe.

cameltoes,.......hmmmmm

Fan, nu pissar jag taggtråd igen. Jag skulle inte satt på räpan.

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After seeing that chick PLEASEDOME I just used up ALL MY WISHES right into the year four thousand and somethin'!!,. aye caramba!. muy caliente!

who is she?? and do ya'thank she'd DO ME?

HOLY COW don't let BLUESTRAT see that big ol hairy(or bald) camelFOOT. dang that chick has a bigger packgage than uh not uh me uh.

anyway LOOK at the chick!.

loud running sound slowly receding into silence and hearing a distant wooden door slam shut!

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Originally posted by kylen:

Need an Adams-apple check, I can't tell! :D

no i just do believe that there is one of them INDUSTRIAL posse lumps. thats pure meat of

the va-ginal pursuasion.. she is way hot to me..

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