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Jun 26 2004

 

Shotgun drunkard blows off testicles

 

By Bob Dow

 

A MAN downed 15 pints of beer then accidentally blew off his testicles with a shotgun.

 

David Walker, 28, was so drunk he had no idea what happened after he picked up the loaded gun in his home.

 

Sheffield Crown Court heard that Walker, from Dinnington, Yorkshire, had an argument with a friend in a pub.

 

Afterwards he went home and found his gun, pushed it into his pocket and went out.

 

But the gun went off blasting pellets into Walker's groin. He needed emergency surgery and had to have both his testicles removed.

 

Defence barrister Gulzar Syed said Walker had no explanation for the incident and added: 'His mind was a blank.'

 

Walker pleaded guilty to having a prohibited weapon and faces a five-year jail sentence.

 

Sentencing was adjourned for a medical report and Walker was remanded in custody.

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Originally posted by Tedster:

Now, HE might be a candidate for a Darwin Award, since, although he didn't die, he certainly eliminated his ability to reproduce. He's got my vote.

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Originally posted by Tedster:

Now, HE might be a candidate for a Darwin Award, since, although he didn't die, he certainly eliminated his ability to reproduce.

Yep, I guess he will be shooting blanks from now on. :evil:

 

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Originally posted by Tedster:

Now, HE might be a candidate for a Darwin Award, since, although he didn't die, he certainly eliminated his ability to reproduce. He's got my vote.

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Originally posted by Jeff Da Weasel:

Originally posted by boosh:

Imagine spending 5 years in jail with no balls ;)

Is that better than spending the time with balls?

 

- Jeff

I wasn't there for 5 years but can assure ya that if you have no balls overthere it's very rough.

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It SHOULDN'T be funny, but it's friggin' hilarious! Blowing your balls off and then serving TIME for it! Damn near WET myself!! HEE HEE HEE!

 

Haw! Drunks with guns...if only they ALL wound up like that!

 

Whitefang

I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left!
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