shniggens Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Still 2 months from my wedding, and already my palms are sweating and my mouth is getting dry. We have opted for a more "contemporary" wedding, as neither me, nor my wife are very religious. The "MC" would like us to write our own personal vows. I do not object to this, but my writer's block does. I love my fiance and can list a million reasons why. But I don't think I'm supposed to profess my love in list form. Anyone write their own vows for their wedding? We are both very fond of our sense of humor. I find traditional vows to be dry and corny. I would like to incorporate at least some sort of humor into it. That would make me feel more comfortable with the delivery, and honest with the vows. You know, more natural. I would like it to be short and to the point too. Religion plays no part in it. I won't be promising my love to anyone but my lady. I hope I don't have a heart attack on The Day. My Best Man has already come up with his toast - "Here's to the kisses we've snatched, and the snatches we've kissed." Amateur Hack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbroni Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 congrats and prepare for the one of the funnest nights of your life. Maybe you could vow to help her with shopping addiction or something like that. Together all sing their different songs in union - the Uni-verse. My Current Project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boosh Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 when you say Yes,.do it in a porn way,. yes,....yes,.........yeeesssss Oh my gawd,.........YEEEESSSSS YYESSSSSSSSSSSSSS Fan, nu pissar jag taggtråd igen. Jag skulle inte satt på räpan. http://www.bushcollectors.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 I would suggest you write down that list of a million reasons you love her. (You may want to edit yourself down to 100 or less, though. ) Take the list and search for connections. What binds all those reasons together? Why her? Why put your commitment to her in legal form? (That's all a marriage is anyway.) Why is it important for you to be perceived as one with her? Hopefully you will find answers that suggest a direction for your vows. And don't include the phrase, "I want to support her to be all she can be". People will think you're an army recruiter. It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeebus Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 Originally posted by boosh: Oh my gawd,.........YESSSSSSA fine suggestion, but unfortunately shniggens already stated that religion will play no part in their wedding/vows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offramp Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 We wrote our own. Very few of them showed up in the actual ceremony. But it was cool, because the Rev was charming in a Leslie Nielsen/Buddy Ebsen kinda way. He mentioned our cat. 14th and Lafayette. Pretty non-denom, just like us. If that's your best man's best, you might want to find another best man. Don't let me find out where your sweaty-palmed, NeoCon ass is getting married, sucker, or you'll get one hella drive-by shouting. I've upped my standards; now, up yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offramp Posted June 23, 2004 Share Posted June 23, 2004 ...oh, and it's "buffoonery", for the record... I've upped my standards; now, up yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shniggens Posted June 24, 2004 Author Share Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by offramp: Don't let me find out where your sweaty-palmed, NeoCon ass is getting married, sucker, or you'll get one hella drive-by shouting. Grand Lake, just so I can tell someone who might know where that is. Now you just need the date. Amateur Hack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offramp Posted June 24, 2004 Share Posted June 24, 2004 No problem. MUWAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! I've upped my standards; now, up yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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