phaeton Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Really, seriously.... Has anyone here actually met The Wewus? In person? Or even talked on the phone? Is he a shifty character with schizophrenic outbursts and random fragmented sentences? Is he a super-genius type that calmly and carefully waits every third paragraph to level the room with a profound one-liner? Is he a stand-up comedian, and are we obliviously all going to be the japesbutt of some huge internet psychology documentary on PBS? What all do we know about this Wewus character? How do we know "he" isn't actually just an online persona shared by an entire commune of pranksters? What does the Wewus look like? How old is he? Married? Kids? Does his online charisma exist in real life, and does he have women dripping off of him everywhere he goes? Does he *really* drive a Volvo? Is he really a vegetarian? Is there any truth to his childhood stories about Toe-Eating Monkeys? Or making love to dolphins? Is this why he moved to Kaaliphornyuh? I think that our National Security is at stake here, until we figure this one out. (Disclaimer: I dig Mr. Wee to no end and the above is mostly tongue-in-cheek) Dr. Seuss: The Original White Rapper . WWND? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mats Olsson. Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 I've talked to him on the phone. He told me he wants to build a Tolman Skiff. I belive him. I think he is a very likeable person. Outspoken as few, but in a very warm way. http://www.lexam.net/peter/carnut/man.gif What do we want? Procrastination! When do we want it? Later! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Geezer Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 A Legend In His OWN Mind Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 Originally posted by phaeton: TheWewus- Man, or Legend, or is he? Believe it or not Phaeton, this man REALLY DOES know the answer! http://www.garyspivey.com/photos/gary_blacktux.jpg Here's a picture of him with Mega-celebrity-singing-sensation William Hung http://www.garyspivey.com/images/gary_william_hung.gif As you can see, Wewus's connections run deep. How deep, I'm not at liberty to discuss... Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylen Posted June 15, 2004 Share Posted June 15, 2004 I believe he is real, I believe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rog Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 The man is indeed a leg end. He's 'dolphin friendly' too. too friendly if you ask me. "That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." - Banky Edwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Klopmeyer Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Wewus showed up at a gig of CMDN a year or two ago. Ask Erik. He's experienced Wewus in person. And Tom "Is There Gas In The Car" has some personal Wewus experiences as well. So yes. Wewus is not only real. He's ultrareal! or is that surreal? - Jeff Marketing Communications for MI/Pro Audio My solo music and stuff They Stole My Crayon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 We had the distinct honor of having Wewus join us for Thanksgiving dinner last year. Yes, he's real. Yes, he's a legend. Yes, you would be surprised by how different he is in person vs his web personna. Yes, we enjoyed his visit. I'm not sure if he feels the same... shortly after our get together, he left California. Coincidence? Or was he so frightened and horrified after meeting me that he ran for the relative security of the Carolinas? Only our dolphin loving friend knows the answer to that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearmike Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 The Wew left Cali? For real? Damn, I have a piano that needs to be worked on... Seriously, what the f*ck with the candles? Where does this candle impulse come from, and in what other profession does it get expressed? -steve albini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Yes Mike, you missed your big chance, but I'll be back. Man, I love Southern California, there's a reason why 14 Million people live there. Phaeton, I have met Phil, and Erik, and also a forum friend of ours named JLampson, or Lampsonite if you prefer, who is a great guy. I appreciate you Phaeton. We're a lot alike, ya know? Musicans, who are also technicians. I love both those sides of my life, I would be hard pressed, if I ever had to give up either one of those things. I'm either figuring out how something works, or......gazing into the stars, and somewhere between those two things, life happens. Thanks bro, I love ya, mean it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar Geezer Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Great News Dude...you can hang out with Erik!!!!!and the band!!!!!! Heard a "forum rumor" that once you (wewus) had an "encounter" with a Nigerian Scam Artist? If true , I bet that was a blast Lynn G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jode Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 The Wewus is a riddle, wrapped in an enigma. Then, I think, battered and fried. "I had to have something, and it wasn't there. I couldn't go down the street and buy it, so I built it." Les Paul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricknbokkerv2.0 Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 When I saw this post, I figgered Phaeton was The Wewus. Enjoy the Philly area, Wew... any questions, just ask. I only lived there for 40 years. Ricky Click on some ads once in a while!! --------------> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan South Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 I am the Wewus, ku ka choo, ku ku ka choo! Hey, Wewus, nice afro, but we STILL don't believe that you're Black. The Black Knight always triumphs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nursers Posted June 18, 2004 Share Posted June 18, 2004 I spoke to Wewus on the phone around 6 months ago. I woke him up so he wasn't too coherent, or maybe that's just him. He sounds like Jim Neighbours by the way The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nursers Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 I'm not joking - he does. The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 Stop baiting me. I'll bet you sound like that guy who dangles his children in front of alligators. To answer Phaeton's other questions: Has anyone here actually met The Wewus? Yes In person? Already answered Or even talked on the phone? I've talked to Bunny, Mats, Flyscots, Anita, New York City Drew, Daklander, Tedster, ISGITC, others, I can't remember Is he a shifty character with schizophrenic outbursts and random fragmented sentences? under the right conditions Is he a super-genius type that calmly and carefully waits every third paragraph to level the room with a profound one-liner? Although I have a high IQ, I was kicked out of Mensa for cheating on the test. Is he a stand-up comedian, and are we obliviously all going to be the japesbutt of some huge internet psychology documentary on PBS? eventually, japesbutt? Did you mean Kasbit? What all do we know about this Wewus character? not much How do we know "he" isn't actually just an online persona shared by an entire commune of pranksters? You don't, or......do you? What does the Wewus look like? Drop dead gorgeous How old is he? somewhere between the ages of 30 to 50 Married? Somewhat Kids? 1 son between the ages of 10 to 30 Does his online charisma exist in real life, and does he have women dripping off of him everywhere he goes? Yes Does he *really* drive a Volvo? Yes Is he really a vegetarian? No Is there any truth to his childhood stories about Toe-Eating Monkeys? Just the facts Or making love to dolphins? no comment Is this why he moved to Kaaliphornyuh? No, I moved to California for the air pollution, and high power bills, and because I love driving on The Freeway to get anywhere I need to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WOW Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 Wewus, I am gonna pick a fight with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nursers Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 Wewus, I seriously did talk to you on the phone one night - I woke you up as it was ver late your end. You remember? It was when you were staying in a motel. The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wewus432 Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 Now I remember, you were supposed to call back, and never did. So...I have a 900 number now, let's talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted June 20, 2004 Share Posted June 20, 2004 Nursers never called me back either. That's what happens when you put-out on the first date... Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nursers Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Super 8, it wasn't that you put out that was the issue, more the fact that you were no good at it The Keyboard Chronicles Podcast Check out your fellow forumites in an Apple Music playlist Check out your fellow forumites in a Spotify playlist My Music: Stainless Fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantasticsound Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Although Wewus has a penchant for sarcastic wit online, I have to believe he is much more grounded in person. As previously mentioned, he went to see Erik and Cottonmouth D.N. play about a year ago, IIRC. He met the Amazon roadette and lived to tell about it. So I know he's got more sense than he lets on here. It's easiest to find me on Facebook. Neil Bergman Soundclick fntstcsnd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super 8 Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Originally posted by nursers: Super 8, it wasn't that you put out that was the issue, more the fact that you were no good at it I feel so cheap... I'm going back to the convent. Super 8 Hear my stuff here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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