Lee Tyler Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Anyone ever see THIS one? Apparently, this is sponsored by Burger King. Type in the command, and he will "perform it". Some suggestions below...but please...suggest any more that are worth our friend performing for ya'. ---Lee "Subservient Chicken" 1: To do a cartwheel 2: Stand on your head 3: Crawl over the floor 4: Do the splits 5: Go away 6: Sing 7: Do a dance 8: Pretend you're a sumo wrestler 9: Comb your hair 10: You're drunk 11: Fly 12: Touch your toes 13: Cry 14: Be sick 15: Cuddle me 16: Fart Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table." http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=2001&alid=-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 LOL that's pretty sick. A few that worked for me: Dance on the couch Watch TV Read a book Turn out the lights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Tyler Posted May 6, 2004 Author Share Posted May 6, 2004 The internet's riches for all to see! Hey, is anybody getting a Macromedia pop-up when visiting this site lately?? ---Lee Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table." http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=2001&alid=-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philter Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 slap yourself scratch your ass ---------------------------- Phil Mann http://www.wideblacksky.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 LOL... throw pillows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil B Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 That is some weird crap. It actually made its way around my office this week. Here's an interesting blurb on it: http://www.snopes.com/business/market/chicken.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Tyler Posted May 6, 2004 Author Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by Phil B: That is some weird crap. It actually made its way around my office this week. Here's an interesting blurb on it: http://www.snopes.com/business/market/chicken.asp Thanks for that link, Phil. Hey.....you are a New Yawka. You call that shit "weird"??? LOL I am from that city. that is tame. ---Lee Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table." http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=2001&alid=-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil B Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by Lee Tyler: Thanks for that link, Phil. Hey.....you are a New Yawka. You call that shit "weird"??? LOL I am from that city. that is tame. ---LeeEven in NYC the sight of a person in a chicken suit, with S&M leather accessories, standing in a busted up living room and taking orders, at the very least, makes me not want to eat chicken. I think I'm even a bit weirded out by Burger King at the moment. Reminds me of Texas Chainsaw Massacre for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Tyler Posted May 6, 2004 Author Share Posted May 6, 2004 Even in NYC the sight of a person in a chicken suit, with S&M leather accessories, standing in a busted up living room and taking orders, at the very least, makes me not want to eat chicken. LOL! I think I see your point! ---Lee Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table." http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=2001&alid=-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Flier Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 HAHAHA try "air guitar." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil B Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Try "hump the couch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Tyler Posted May 6, 2004 Author Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by Phil B: Try "hump the couch"Been there, done that. What else is a Forest Hills native supposed to try? LOL Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table." http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=2001&alid=-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil B Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Funny you should say that, given I live in Forest Hills now!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Tyler Posted May 6, 2004 Author Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by Phil B: Funny you should say that, given I live in Forest Hills now!!!OY! KEWL! Such a deal!! I spent the first 38 years of my life in a beautiful apartment right near the Kennedy House. You around that part of Forest "Thrills"?? Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table." http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=2001&alid=-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil B Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Not far - used to live on Booth Street across from the LIRR station (yup, our window was DIRECTLY across from the tracks), then Parker Towers and now we're just on the west side of Parker Towers. We've been southsiders all the way (of Queens Blvd that is). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Freaky! Is the chicken dude wearing garter belts? Sicko! 1) garter belts 2) eat chicken 3) food poisoning 4) runny eggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Tyler Posted May 6, 2004 Author Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by Phil B: Not far - used to live on Booth Street across from the LIRR station (yup, our window was DIRECTLY across from the tracks), then Parker Towers and now we're just on the west side of Parker Towers. We've been southsiders all the way (of Queens Blvd that is).Very cool, Phil. We were neighbors at one time I guess. I split in 95' for a better life here in SW. Florida..... and thankfully, I found it. ---Lee Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table." http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=2001&alid=-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flemtone Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Jeez, Forest Hills--- I lived on 68th Rd (off 108th St.) from 1964 to '67, then across Queens Blvd near Metropolitan Ave. until 1970. I moved there from Ohio during the last year of the World's Fair, and spend my 'formative years' on a Stringray bike with a banana seat and ramshorn handlebars (no sissy-bar, please) cruising through Flushing Meadow Park after the fair closed down. The 'Hall of Science', the 'Panorama of NY', Che Stadium (named after the famous revolutionary, Che Stadium)...what a life. Delivering the Long Island Press every afternoon on my bike, etc... Are any of these pavilions still open? It must be almost 30 years since I've been back there... -longing for an Austin St. slice and a coke, -Tim from Jersey Play. Just play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil B Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Originally posted by Flemtone: Jeez, Forest Hills--- I lived on 68th Rd (off 108th St.) from 1964 to '67, then across Queens Blvd near Metropolitan Ave. until 1970. I moved there from Ohio during the last year of the World's Fair, and spend my 'formative years' on a Stringray bike with a banana seat and ramshorn handlebars (no sissy-bar, please) cruising through Flushing Meadow Park after the fair closed down. The 'Hall of Science', the 'Panorama of NY', Che Stadium (named after the famous revolutionary, Che Stadium)...what a life. Delivering the Long Island Press every afternoon on my bike, etc... Are any of these pavilions still open? It must be almost 30 years since I've been back there... -longing for an Austin St. slice and a coke, -Tim from Jersey First, my apologies to Burger King for hijacking their thread It's all still there, except Guiliani changed the name of the stadium from Che to Shea as part of his stomping out of crime and "revolutionary" types. The Hall of Science has been renovated and, while I haven't been there, my wife and daughter have they said it's great. I'm not sure about the Panorama of NY that you're thinking of, but a couple of years ago there was a panorama exhibit in flushing. I don't know if it was a new one, or a renovated one. And Austin is still hopping (more of a dinner and movie crowd than a bar crowd, though). Most of the stores you'd remember are probably gone now ... replaced by stores with incredible return policies!!! In other words, the Gap, Banana Republic, Victoria's Secret and Ann Taylor Loft. Some really good restaurants, though, of all varieties ... great Cuban, Thai, Mexican, Italian (up on Metropolitan) and soon Hamburger's (Johnny Rockets is moving in). Most importantly, good ole american franchising is bringing us a Cold Stone Creamery!!! There's a Barnes & Noble too, and just like every normal town in America, no less than three Starbucks. The bikes have been replaced too, sorry to report. Mountain bikes, scooters and rollerblades now. It's still a great place, though. If you work in Manhattan, like I do, and have family and friends on Long Island, like I do, it's an unbeatable combination (well, a mansion and a helicopter would beat it, but I don't want to get too picky). It ain't perfect. And I hope you two are enjoying the good life in Jersey and Florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george costanza Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Well, always one for a laugh, I tried: (1) turn blue [the bird turned left *] (2) hop [that worked] (3) fly [laid on back on couch & flapped wings] *I wonder if this is an example of "overseas outsourcing of technology jobs"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george costanza Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 An interesting thought: one might think this is a person responding to requests...but given that there might be a great number off them occuring at any given moment, is it perhaps a more sophisticated bit of visual software at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flemtone Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 Thanks, Phil! I absolutely loved that town - it had it all for a young 'un. ..now I'm all nostalgic.. Well, I have to trip out to JFK next week - maybe I'll side-trip over for a quick drive-thru... Thanks again! -Tim, reluctantly from Jersey Play. Just play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rog Posted May 6, 2004 Share Posted May 6, 2004 The chicken can play drums! Strangely, he didn't react to "kill yourself" maybe the site should be renamed "not quite 100% subservient chicken"? "That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." - Banky Edwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Tyler Posted May 7, 2004 Author Share Posted May 7, 2004 Phil be sayin': It ain't perfect. And I hope you two are enjoying the good life in Jersey and Florida. Actually, I miss very little of the city, but something tells me if I never was raised and edu-macated in New Yawk, I wouldn't be where and what I am today. Tis' a great place to "be from". I really love it here now. Some of the "big city" is getting to this coast of Florida, including better cuisine, entertainment, crime and shootings....but....whatchgonnado? ---Lee Joe Pine (60's talk show host who sported a wooden leg) to Frank Zappa -- "So, with your long hair, I guess that makes you a woman." Frank Zappa's response -- "So, with your wooden leg, I guess that makes you a table." http://www.nowhereradio.com/artists/album.php?aid=2001&alid=-1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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