Blue Strat Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 http://www.party49ers.com/photos/fullsize/37375.jpg BlueStrat a.k.a. "El Guapo" ...Better fuzz through science... http://geocities.com/teleman28056/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salyphus Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 That means everything which requires time and money is evil Life requires time and money. Therefore life is evil too. Kinda undermines the definition of evil doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rim Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Nice. Although I didn't need Math to know that. aka riffing Double Post music: Strip Down http://rimspeed.com http://loadedtheband.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Oops, math error: he's using multiplication wherer addition would be more appropriate, and his formula is therefore faulty. "Girls require time and money" would be "girls = time + money" not "time X money". That tosses out the squared parts of the equatation, which ruins the proof at the end - squared vs square root cancelling out. Faulty formula. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salyphus Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Phil just saved the universe from the brink of evil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTRBass Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Yes it's true. Girls are evil. I know this because my wife, and daughters freely admit this. P.S. If you're driving by my house and you see me out there working on the lawn.... just run me over and kill me...I'M IN HELL!!!! The wife won't mind, she'll collect the insurance money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tusker Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Phil: I love ya but the relationship [/i]is multiplicative. Consider exhibit a Girl. You wish to spend time (say 2 hours for dinner) with said girl. Ok reach into your pocket. Lets say you want to spend more time with her and take her to a concert after. You reach into your pocket again. Get the idea. Every moment of time costs money. And I'm not counting the future commitments of money you are making while you are discussing shared dreams. Jerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salyphus Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Addition and multiplication are pretty much the same thing anyway. Multiplication is just a shortcut for adding the same number together multiple times. Dammit, the universe is doomed again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip OKeefe Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Originally posted by Jerry Aiyathurai: Phil: I love ya but the relationship [/i]is multiplicative. Consider exhibit a Girl. You wish to spend time (say 2 hours for dinner) with said girl. Ok reach into your pocket. Negative. She needs to reach into HER pocket. I never told her I was springing for dinner. Lets say you want to spend more time with her and take her to a concert after. You reach into your pocket again. Negative again. Almost any concert I go to, I'm on the guest list. Therefore it doesn't cost me anything but time. And while I generally agree with "time is money", that still doesn't equal money squared. Get the idea. Every moment of time costs money. And I'm not counting the future commitments of money you are making while you are discussing shared dreams. Well, as I said, I agree with the time = money part of the equation. But since I expect the woman to pay for my dinner, that means I'm part evil. Or maybe quasi-evil. The Diet Pepsi of evil if you will. Thus my avatars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halljams Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Chicks are for fags. Check out SUPERVIBE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitefang Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Dinner and a movie? Yeah, it costs. There was a British movie, I think, I saw about seven years ago or so on CBC called "Comics". American actor Tim Guinee played an alcoholic comic "exiled" to London until he got his drinking under control, and his act together. He became part of a comedy club ensemble of otherwise British stand-ups. He addressed this type of situation in one of his routines thus: "I take a girl on a date. $40 for dinner, $85 for theater tickets, $60 for cab fare...I'm not even sure I'm getting laid! I give a hooker 25 bucks...SHE...SUCKS...MY...DICK! And I don't even have to hear that 'call me' shit afterwards!" Oh, and it's "The LOVE of money is the root of all evil." So now, the aforementioned equation needs to be redone! Whitefang I started out with NOTHING...and I still have most of it left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokerelli Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Originally posted by Salodious: Therefore life is evil too. Kinda undermines the definition of evil doesn't it? [/QB]and evil spelled backwards is live, so go figure! http://www.myspace.com/jokerelli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolkid Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Originally posted by Salodious: That means everything which requires time and money is evil Life requires time and money. Therefore life is evil too. Kinda undermines the definition of evil doesn't it? only a woman would say life requires money,it really doesnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaeton Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 I wouldn't say that girls are evil... But they definately are wierd, and usually they smell funny. Dr. Seuss: The Original White Rapper . WWND? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 I am drunker n` shit right now but even I can see that both sides of an equal sign must be operated on the same to keep the quantities equal. What`s the square root of girls? Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaeton Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 I am drunker n` shit right now but even I can see that both sides of an equal sign must be operated on the same to keep the quantities equal. What`s the square root of girls? What's the time difference between Osaka and say, CST in N. America? Dr. Seuss: The Original White Rapper . WWND? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skipclone 1 Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 14 hours. Is there a particular reason you`re asking? Same old surprises, brand new cliches- Skipsounds on Soundclick: www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandid=602491 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sybera Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Originally posted by Jerry Aiyathurai: Phil: I love ya but the relationship [/i]is multiplicative. Consider exhibit a Girl. You wish to spend time (say 2 hours for dinner) with said girl. Ok reach into your pocket. Lets say you want to spend more time with her and take her to a concert after. You reach into your pocket again. Get the idea. Every moment of time costs money. And I'm not counting the future commitments of money you are making while you are discussing shared dreams. Jerry Haven't you been out with any girls who pay their way? I always do. I've never felt right allowing the man to pay for everything. I know people are having a laugh in this thread, and that's fair enough, but I don't think it's right to assume women never pay for stuff on dates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaeton Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Haven't you been out with any girls who pay their way? I always do. I've never felt right allowing the man to pay for everything. I know people are having a laugh in this thread, and that's fair enough, but I don't think it's right to assume women never pay for stuff on dates. Well.. actually to back this up, my current gf and i seem to take turns buying each other dinner. Or sometimes we just buy our own. It's actually pretty cool. It's not about the money either, it's more about removing the stuffy traditions and just being relaxed about things and enjoying each other's company Dr. Seuss: The Original White Rapper . WWND? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kooky Mogessi Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Heres a mathmatical paradox for you guys and/or gals: x=.9999999999999repeating 10x=9.99999repeating 10x-x=9.99999repeating-.99999repeating 9x=9.0000000 x=1 "Cliff Burton (the "Major rager of the 4-string mother f***er", from Metallica)" Direct quote from Wikipedia (censored out of respect for the forum) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salyphus Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Originally posted by Kooky Mogessi: 10x-x=9.99999repeating-.99999repeating 9x=9.0000000 You can't guarantee that result, because you can't calculate for all the 9s. This is where you rounded up to x = 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunny Knutson Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Repeating. https://bunny.bandcamp.com/ https://theystolemycrayon.bandcamp.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salyphus Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Originally posted by Kooky Mogessi: 10x-x=9.99999repeating-.99999repeating 9x=9.0000000 You can't guarantee that result, because you can't calculate for all the 9s. This is where you rounded up to x = 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ani Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Well.. actually to back this up, my current gf and i seem to take turns buying each other dinner. Or sometimes we just buy our own. It's actually pretty cool. It's not about the money either, it's more about removing the stuffy traditions and just being relaxed about things and enjoying each other's company I don't believe in making the guy pay all the time. I also don't believe that pleasure of having someone's company should HAVE to be bought. If a guy buys me dinner, the next time I'll spring for cooking him a nice meal. I try to keep things even... and as I make an adequate salary, I don't think a thing about it. Much of the time, as I'm getting to know a guy, I'll go dutch treat. If things get to stages of intimacy, then there is something of a future there and we usually plan our finances together. I'm a woman of equality and that goes in more than just the job environment. edited to correct an embarassing boo boo. I had me where it should have been meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc taz Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 Originally posted by Ani: I'm a woman of equality and that goes in more than just the job environment.This is what the world needs more of. sevenstring.org profile my flickr page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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